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 Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:09 pm
Mercuryangel xd Wow...that was fun. Remind me to do that next time I leave, I have to see what mind control Merc will do in round 2. What wont she do?
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:36 pm
Negative_Stream.php Mercuryangel xd Wow...that was fun. Remind me to do that next time I leave, I have to see what mind control Merc will do in round 2. What wont she do?
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:46 pm
NNNOO!!!! I just found this thread, and I found that the bonding game didn't die with the old parts of the guild! NOOO!!! It's not fair! let it die!! *highlights the bonding game parts and maniacally punches the delete key to no effect.* Make it go away!! crying crying crying that's so WRONG!!!! It wasn't me! It was someone using my name! *runs and hides in the corner trying desperately to forget that he was dressed as a girl* They made me do it! I was drugged! Drunk? Temporarily insane? Umm... it was another character? uh..uh.. *tries, unsuccessfully to find some believable excuse* I was kidnapped by aliens and reprogrammed? It was some clone? My evil twin? Believe something!!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:48 pm
And we now have a new addition to the Funny Posts thread. Note the post above this one by Mog. Congrats. blaugh
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:45 pm
stressed stressed stressed ........ Oh, Blood and Bloody Ashes.... stressed stressed stressed stressed stressed
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:07 am
CleverMog stressed stressed stressed ........ Oh, Blood and Bloody Ashes.... stressed stressed stressed stressed stressed *Puts hands on hips and shakes a finger at him* Now, now young man. Best to watch your temper. It wouldn't do to upset all the ladies here. You might find yourself trapped and no visible ropes to untie. *Thinks about what she just said and starts to weave Air.*
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:59 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:23 am
Pg. 334
Birgitte: Thanks for your help.
Merc: No problem. I didn't mind Healing you at all.
Birgitte: That's not what I meant. Thanks for that too but thanks for your help now.
Merc: You're welcome but at the moment, I haven't given any help, just yelled at bloody Hawkwing over there.
Pg. 339
*Mercury looked around the kitchen and groaned as she saw what was for breakfast-potatoes.*
Mirren: ((Looks to heaven, WHY? blaugh You just can't stop can you?))
And here, it conked out till pg. 384...
Unknown: They threw common sense out the bloody window.
Pg. 385
Unknown: The matter is that we are about to be knocked to bits by the angry people of Tar Valon.
Az: The Whites are going to have a cow when they see how unorderly and unlogical everything is right now."
Merc: That's only going to happen if the Whites ever snap out of their philosophy thoughts long enough to realize what's happening. *she smiles*
ELSEWHERE:
Pynk: She gave the novices their orders. They gawk, but it wasn't time for gawking. "Are you deaf? You heard me. Split up and see to it!" Pynk sighs, realizing she was a tad too harsh and short with explanation. Plus, they were already too far down the hall for her to apologize.
Pg. 388
"If I wash my face anymore I'll drown!!! And don't you know reports don't finish themselves. If they did, you wouldn't even NEED a Keeper most of the time."
Pg. 390
Mirren: The breakfast's not just for me..well..er..it's for Shiah too..*she saw Mercury's eyebrows raise at that* Nothing happened, we just slept. I mean well you know. *Mirren turns even more red* Uh, I don't want you to think of me as a lightskirt, cause I'm not.
Merc: "I'll believe you on that but an explanation would help. When getting breakfast for your Warder brings up innocence and nothing happening, you wonder what's going on."
Mirren: Really! Nothing happened!
Pg. 392
A sister is talking to her warder, who's just been found with a tree branch hitting his head. The branch was cut too cleanly to be an accident; she assumes it had to happen.
The sister: "Wait? You cut the branches? But then, how could you come back to the ground without them falling first? Wait, why were you cutting branches in the first place?"
Pg. 393 -- Link to Website of Talents
Pg. 408- Interesting stuff..not funny per say, but interesting all the same..the amnesia spiels...
Pg. 413
Az: Azalea smiles reminisently, "That's just a little bit after I decided I was going to be a Warder." She bursts out laughing at the look on his face. "That's right! I was determined to be one of the first female warders. Of course, that was before I found out that I could be one of those they protected instead." She smiles with more happiness than she had in years.
Dupre: *hearing that she wanted to be a warder looks down at his soup trying to keep from laughing*
Wolf: You really wanted to be a Warder?
Az: Don't laugh!!
Pg. 415
Az: ((Who's talking to a Mercury that has amnesia; she's trying to explain some things about them.)) "You and I are Green Ajah as I am sure you have been told already. Our primary duty is to prepare for Tarmon Gai'don, the Last Battle with the Dark One. We are also known as the "Battle Ajah". We are the only ajah to frequently bond more than one warder, some even choose to marry these warders (Aes Sedai very rarely marry, as duties prevent settling down). Just like you bonded both Hawk and Wolf." Seeing the look on her face Azalea laughs, "No, you aren't married to either of them." Mercury looks much relieved and Azalea laughs again. Mercury soon joins her.
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:50 am
Pg. 418-419/: These pages are slightly comic if you�re in the right mood when reading them�.they�re talking about killing people and finding Warders in the middle of the night, like there�s tea to talk over..
Pg. 420
Gray: The Tower may be attacked, but the kitchen still has pots to be cleaned, she thinks to herself.
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Az: "Of course I know why you wanted me and Mercury you bloody son of a goat." she replies coldly, causing his eyes to go extremely wide and his smell to become very apologetic and afraid indeed.
Man: Refusing to give up, he looks at Azalea. "Such language for an Aes Sedai. It would not be believed." The remark is ruined only by his eyes, they practically seem to ooze of fright.
Az: "Yes, such language for an Aes Sedai. And this Aes Seddai very much cares what an assassin thinks of her language." she says dryly, almost mockingly.
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Pynk: She grinned. �Gray, do you want to learn how to clean using the Power?�
Gray: She turns to Pynk. �You know we can't do that! It's illegal, immoral, and we are supposed to build character by doing this, humbling ourselves, yadda yadda yadda.... I think I do enough humbling doing the dishes! I'm interested."
Pg. 423-424
Az: Azalea turns to the man ((who's name she has forgotten and will look back and read after this post))
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Pynk: "Um. Keeper? I am Pynk Chan, apprentice under your tutelage. This is Grayhurst the novice, and Tama the apprentice as well. You don't remember us?"
Gray: Grayhurst looks a little shocked, Mercury had taught her how to channel. How could she forget all of them? There are only so many people in the Tower, after all. Black days for the Tower if the Keeper has a short memory.
Merc: "I'm sorry, but as of two days ago I can't remember anything. I didn't even remember Hawk, Wolf, or Azalea when I saw them. From what I understand, my memories were taken." She adds the last in a normal voice, unaware that she has probably shocked them beyond belief.
Gray: After hearing Mercury's explanation, her jaw drops slightly. She quickly closes it, hoping no one noticed.
Az: "Uh..Mercury...They don't know about your memory loss yet...."
Merc: "Oh.....well they know now."
Az: "It is a long story, an assassin was sent here to kill her and I and a 2 others but instead of killing her he ended up taking her memory and now we are trying to figure out how to get it back."
Merc: "That's all I know. A woman, not the one who attacked me because those weaves leaned to the right more, made this weave and entered from outside the Tower. Other than that, I can't make anything else out. Except that this room needs a good cleaning." She sneezes again.
"Do I by any chance have the right to send someone down here to clean all this? The dust is bothersome."
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Pynk: "Oh, a shower sounds GREAT, Azalea." Pynk takes a swat at her skirts and more dust goes flying, to emphasize the point. "Oh dear, I didn't mean to raise that much dust!"
Merc: She coughs. "Ack..Pynk, keep that up and I'll start to think you were involved with the assassins and are trying to choke me."
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:36 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:37 am
Well, there it is guys. Everything till pg. 463 which is where I left off. No luck with finding the posts about the chick flick though. Maybe another day. I'll make the posts neater some other time. Till then, enjoy them!
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:26 pm
Had a little too much time? blaugh
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:59 am
p. 465
"I see they make the students do their own paperwork."
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"I can hardly imagine all those books and all the Browns without at least a few mentioning it."
p. 467
Pynk: "There are older documents, kept in warded areas of the library. Maybe if you told them you had the Keeper's permission, they'd let you look at those areas as well?"
Merc: "They might but there's just one problem. I'm not sure quite how much authority I have with my memories gone and all. And furthermore Pynk, after my little...episode of fainting, supposedly dying, and then supposedly coming back to life, I'm not sure that I even have any authority left!"
Pynk: "You used to send novices and accepted to do just that, all the time, when you were too busy to look up things yourself."
Merc: "I did? That was stupid of me, I just gave those poor students more work on top of their own paperwork. Now I feel bad."
She frowns and quietly pouts.
p. 469
Begu: The Reds had been suspiciously quiet. She had been told that they've been that way ever since saiden was clensed. Likely they didn't know what to do with themselves now that they couldn't just track down male channelers all the time.
p. 470
Shiah: How is a warder supposed to protect the person that they ward if that person sleeps when you wake?
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Shiah: "Hello Mirren. Did you learn anything interesting this morning?"
Mirren: "Why do you think that?"
Shiah: "You were concentrating hard."
Mirren laughs. "I was concentrating on a big stain in the kitchen floor; the head cook was watching me."
p. 471
Az: "Light, what is with everyone tiptoeing. I am not asleep!"
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Merc: She suddenly smiled as a strange yet oddly funny thought came to her. I wonder, when I get my memories back, will I be happy with me when I didn't have my memories? It was so odd and completely out of the blue that she started laughing.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:39 am
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