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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:28 pm

This is great. xd

Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 1:54 am

At the Ifuseekamy house the boys were starting to get bored of the bachelor lifestyle.

Mose and Shoy spent their time dancing together.

Buzz and Hirun spent their time insulting each other

And getting into fights.

Hattie spent his time drinking

Until he passed out.

And I'm pretty sure the rest of the household, Graphie, Kejoro, and Mylian spent their time masturbating. However, being gentlemen, they did it behind close doors so I'm not sure. 6 hours in a bathroom though is a bit suspicious.

To combat their boredom Mylian decided to invite the Iseekamys over for a party.

They all seemed to be having a wonderful time.

Except Mose. He seemed quite angry.

Mose decided to leave the party and found Insom Sexy hanging out in the garage. He decided to get to know Insom Sexy and they were both overjoyed to find out they both had the evil trait.

Mose was a bit too overjoyed and tried to kiss Insom Sexy. It turns out Insom Sexy is not gay for Mose. Poor Mose.

Upstairs Mylian was having better luck with the ladies. He and Ana were getting along so well he decided to take her downstairs and try to make a move.

It probably would have gone a lot better if he didnt get sick.

Graphie snatched the opportunity to flirt with Ana while Mylian was puking in the backyard. It didnt go anywhere though as the guests left then. Surprisingly Mylian's party was "awesome" "verging on epic" and would be "remembered for years to come."

The next day started out poorly, with Buzz insulting Hattie

Driving him to drink...

...until he passed out. Poor Hattie

After which Hirun slapped Buzz

And Graphie woke up Hattie to try to kiss him. What a day.

There were a few sims who had a good day however.

Insom Sexy came over and wouldnt leave. He even spent the night, without being invited. He didnt care when everyone went to sleep and left him alone, he danced around the house by himself basking in the wonder of testosterone. I suppose its no fun to be the only man in a crazy girl house. Oh Insom Sexy, he has never been so happy.

Kejoro also had a good day. He gathered up all his courage and invited his romantic interest Tedie to come over.

When the mood was right he kissed Tedie. And she liked it!

Kejoro asked Tedie to go steady with him and she said yes!

They were so happy they decided to celebrate.

And celebrate some more.....

Finally! Someone had gotten laid! The Siameses will be so pleased smile

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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 5:28 am

Woo! Go Sims Kejoro!

I like how the shy guy has gotten laid before the man whore razz

Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:34 am

KeJoRo

First! Go Sims Kejoro!

I like how I have gotten laid before the man whore razz

fixed.

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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:39 am

Damn. Being in that house seems to have turned me to alcaholism.

I wonder how long it will be before the rest of you follow suit...

Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:56 am

Hmm. It looks like the physics of the Sims universe have inflicted a skin/hair palette swap on me. Fascinatin'.

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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 12:31 pm

Mylian

Hmm. It looks like the physics of the Sims universe have inflicted a skin/hair palette swap on me. Fascinatin'.

Well, atleast your weren't changed as muchas Buzz was.

Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:38 pm

lol @ alcoholic hattie

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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:49 pm

Shadow_Articuno

Mylian

Hmm. It looks like the physics of the Sims universe have inflicted a skin/hair palette swap on me. Fascinatin'.

Well, atleast your weren't changed as muchas Buzz was.

lol @ fatass Buzz.

Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 11:45 pm

-rooooolls-

Oh tedie! Of course she was the first to get laid. Mebbe she'll have a bebe! surprised
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:34 pm

The Pink House was looking quite empty. For reasons unknown Meru Siamese had moved to an unknown location. Nymphie was hanging out at the athletic stadium, Insom Sexy at a cafe, and Toastie at a dinner. Mea, Tedie, and Ana were hanging out in the living room when Tedie rushed out of the room.

Oh no! Tedie is sick! ... but why?

Poor Tedie.

Mylian came over to liven things up by flirting with Ana. Apparently he had gone a few days without showering.

Insom Sexy, looking mighty snazzy, came home then and not wanting to be out-done by Mylian flirted with Ana. It did not go well.

Ana was clearly interested in only Mylian.

Another sim who hasnt showered lately. Its been 3 days since Toastie was burned by the fire.

Insom Sexy tried to flirt with Toastie. How Toastie thinks she can get better than Insom Sexy when she doesnt even shower is a mystery.

Tedie is pregnant!

Oh my!! Who is ******** in Mea's bed??

Insom Sexy got LAID!!!

Toastie finally showered!

The Ifuseekamys had been refusing to visit the Pink House all day, with the exception of Mylian. What were they doing that they couldnt come over?

Buzz and Hattie were at Central Park cuddling on a bench.

Graphie was also there.

Hirun was working out at the gym.

Kejoro and Mylian were fighting

And Mose was cooking up a storm.

Tedie showed up to announce her pregnancy, Kejoro was so happy!

Hirun sure had his panties in a bunch! No more gym time for him! He came home and woke Mylian up just to argue with him.

When Mylian went back to sleep Hirun went outside to knock over a garbage can.

Then decided to talk s**t about Shoy to Kejoro, who didnt really listen and just thought about woohoo'ing.

The Pink House was in the same mood as Hirun. Tedie was very sad. She would stop what she was doing and cry every hour.

Ana forgot how buff Insom Sexy is and started a brawl with him.

He won and Ana doubled over in pain.

Uh-oh spaghettios. Maybe Insom Sexy should have used a condom...

Toastie and Mea are not friends : (

Besides all the fighting and crying something good did happen that day at the Pink House! Nymphie is pregnant!

Insom Sexy did not believe Nymphie at first. But then he heard a monstrous snarl come from inside her tummy...

He cant wait to be a daddy!

Tedie called Kejoro for the umpteenth time that day. Every time she called he claimed "something suddenly came up." What an a**.

TEDIE IS HAVING HER BABY!!!

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!