After years of brutal slaying Sniperville was facing imminent extinction sad There were only 15 sgers still alive, 6 girls and 9 boys.
The only 3 sg'ers still left in town, Meru Siamese, Nymphie Siamese, and Insom Sexy went out in search of the two remaining tribes of SGers, the Ifuseekamys and the Iseekamys. They bribed the Ifuseekamys to come back to town by buying the 8 of them a brand new home! Conveniently they forgot to tell them it was a dinky 1 bedroom 1 bathroom house for all of them to share.
They bribed to Iseekamys by telling them they could live in the Pink House with them. The Pink House was legendary. No one besides the Siameses and Insom Sexy had ever seen it, and so out of curiosity the Iseekamys agreed to move back to Sniperville. Little did they know they would be shunted to the tiny love shack in the back yard and that Sexy and the Siameses would do everything they could to get them all knocked up.
Mea, Tedie, Toastie, and Ana arrived at the Pink House at the same time. They went inside and found with dismay that the Pink House was tiny, with only 3 rooms and two beds. They asked the Siameses where they were supposed to sleep.
"In the ugly brown house out back" They replied in unison.
"Where is the bathroom?"" The Iseekamys asked.
"Outside in the tiny pink building" The Siamese responded, again in unison. When the Iseekamys asked why there wasnt a bathroom in the house the Siamese gasped, scandalized.
"We are LADIES not HEATHENS we do not pee in the house!" they scolded.
The Iseekamys wandered around the house resigned to being stuck in this tiny pink freak show, all except Mea who tried to confront Meru. Meru responded by making fun of her until she cried.
Insom Sexy (He's a MAN) didnt waste any time getting started on populating the town. After 10 minutes of flirting with Ana he made his move.
After their kiss Ana, a hopeless romantic, asked Insom Sexy to go steady. Insom, having commitment issues, said no. Then tried to make out with her.
Poor Insom Sexy was so confused. How could a girl want to go steady with him after 10 minutes, but not want to make out? The more Insom Sexy thought about it the more pissed off he became.
So he implied that Ana's mother was a llama, declared her a nemesis, and then....
...kicked her a**.
Inside the house most of the SGers were watching TV. Insom Sexy really wanted to woohoo so he tried to charm Tedie, but she just thought he was awkward.
He moved on to Toastie. Toastie let him cuddled with her on the couch, with his hopes high Insom Sexy tried to make out with her.
Oh Insom Sexy. You're not getting any today.
The Siamese laughed about their evilness and then suggested everyone go to the park to "have fun." They were hoping to find the Ifuseekamys there ready to ********.
Unfortunately the only one there was Hirun. Him and Toastie played chess. They didnt even flirt. Toastie tried to invite him home but Tedie interrupted.
Ana and Insom Sexy played chess too. I guess they got over their earlier fight, maybe they will have babies after all smile Insom Sexy gained a lot of logic, hopefully that will help him.
Meru Siamese walked around scaring people in the park.
Then she, Mea, and Nymphie played on the swings.
Exhausted from a first day full of fights, insults, and unwanted attention the SGers went home and went to sleep. Insom Sexy unfortunately had no bed, he had planned on sleeping with a women every night. Poor Insom Sexy had to sleep on the couch sad
Tomorrow The Siameses, Iseekamys, and Insom Sexy will be making shenanigans at the Ifuseekamys home. Will one of them get knocked up? Will Insom Sexy finally get some? Will anyone die? Stay tuned to find out ;D
The only 3 sg'ers still left in town, Meru Siamese, Nymphie Siamese, and Insom Sexy went out in search of the two remaining tribes of SGers, the Ifuseekamys and the Iseekamys. They bribed the Ifuseekamys to come back to town by buying the 8 of them a brand new home! Conveniently they forgot to tell them it was a dinky 1 bedroom 1 bathroom house for all of them to share.
They bribed to Iseekamys by telling them they could live in the Pink House with them. The Pink House was legendary. No one besides the Siameses and Insom Sexy had ever seen it, and so out of curiosity the Iseekamys agreed to move back to Sniperville. Little did they know they would be shunted to the tiny love shack in the back yard and that Sexy and the Siameses would do everything they could to get them all knocked up.
Mea, Tedie, Toastie, and Ana arrived at the Pink House at the same time. They went inside and found with dismay that the Pink House was tiny, with only 3 rooms and two beds. They asked the Siameses where they were supposed to sleep.
"In the ugly brown house out back" They replied in unison.
"Where is the bathroom?"" The Iseekamys asked.
"Outside in the tiny pink building" The Siamese responded, again in unison. When the Iseekamys asked why there wasnt a bathroom in the house the Siamese gasped, scandalized.
"We are LADIES not HEATHENS we do not pee in the house!" they scolded.
The Iseekamys wandered around the house resigned to being stuck in this tiny pink freak show, all except Mea who tried to confront Meru. Meru responded by making fun of her until she cried.
Insom Sexy (He's a MAN) didnt waste any time getting started on populating the town. After 10 minutes of flirting with Ana he made his move.
After their kiss Ana, a hopeless romantic, asked Insom Sexy to go steady. Insom, having commitment issues, said no. Then tried to make out with her.
Poor Insom Sexy was so confused. How could a girl want to go steady with him after 10 minutes, but not want to make out? The more Insom Sexy thought about it the more pissed off he became.
So he implied that Ana's mother was a llama, declared her a nemesis, and then....
...kicked her a**.
Inside the house most of the SGers were watching TV. Insom Sexy really wanted to woohoo so he tried to charm Tedie, but she just thought he was awkward.
He moved on to Toastie. Toastie let him cuddled with her on the couch, with his hopes high Insom Sexy tried to make out with her.
Oh Insom Sexy. You're not getting any today.
The Siamese laughed about their evilness and then suggested everyone go to the park to "have fun." They were hoping to find the Ifuseekamys there ready to ********.
Unfortunately the only one there was Hirun. Him and Toastie played chess. They didnt even flirt. Toastie tried to invite him home but Tedie interrupted.
Ana and Insom Sexy played chess too. I guess they got over their earlier fight, maybe they will have babies after all smile Insom Sexy gained a lot of logic, hopefully that will help him.
Meru Siamese walked around scaring people in the park.
Then she, Mea, and Nymphie played on the swings.
Exhausted from a first day full of fights, insults, and unwanted attention the SGers went home and went to sleep. Insom Sexy unfortunately had no bed, he had planned on sleeping with a women every night. Poor Insom Sexy had to sleep on the couch sad
Tomorrow The Siameses, Iseekamys, and Insom Sexy will be making shenanigans at the Ifuseekamys home. Will one of them get knocked up? Will Insom Sexy finally get some? Will anyone die? Stay tuned to find out ;D
OH Nymphie! <3333
It's kinda my thing apparently. <333 that's awesome nymmie.
