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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:58 pm

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I thought of a new form of natural selection.

Fill each of the dildos with plastic explosives.

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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:48 pm

legendary thiefLawli

I thought of a new form of natural selection.

Fill each of the dildos with plastic explosives.

i'd just hope they'd set them off in the sparkly ones and blow up the rabid fangirls when they're screaming 'edward' (there was one on the site about a girl getting carried away with pretending it was edward, and her mom knocks on the door and is wondering what the hell is going on) or 'jacob' or whatever they want to pretend it is

as for the fans, i thought i could be a neutral one (i know about it, but i'm not obsessed or think it's the greatest thing in the universe. i have a life outside of 'twilight'. i'm married, have other things i'm interested in, and haven't ever pretended that my husband was edward (edward's too girly for me) or jacob (my guy's in the middle. not a cultured over conscious sissy like edward, but not pumped on too much wolf-tosterone like jacob), but i guess there's no such thing as neutral. it's an all or nothing thing huh?

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:26 am

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legendary thiefLawli

I thought of a new form of natural selection.

Fill each of the dildos with plastic explosives.

i'd just hope they'd set them off in the sparkly ones and blow up the rabid fangirls when they're screaming 'edward' (there was one on the site about a girl getting carried away with pretending it was edward, and her mom knocks on the door and is wondering what the hell is going on) or 'jacob' or whatever they want to pretend it is

as for the fans, i thought i could be a neutral one (i know about it, but i'm not obsessed or think it's the greatest thing in the universe. i have a life outside of 'twilight'. i'm married, have other things i'm interested in, and haven't ever pretended that my husband was edward (edward's too girly for me) or jacob (my guy's in the middle. not a cultured over conscious sissy like edward, but not pumped on too much wolf-tosterone like jacob), but i guess there's no such thing as neutral. it's an all or nothing thing huh?

It's not an all or nothin' thing
I have a life outside Twilight
Not one Twilight thing on any of my profiles either
(at least not now
That'll change the closer it gets to June 30th
But then again, it depends on what I obsess with
In July, it will be all Avatar the Last Airbender)

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:15 am

............................uhh..............................*leaves*

..............*forever*.................

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:53 am

You know your lonely when you tie a d***o to your cats
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:11 pm

I feel sorry for the cats =(

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:34 pm

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You know your lonely when you tie a d***o to your cats
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:56 pm

You know you're lonely when you tie a d***o to a rockinghorse. XD

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:39 pm

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You know you're lonely when you tie a d***o to a rockinghorse. XD

What, do you do that? surprised

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:48 pm

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You know you're lonely when you tie a d***o to a rockinghorse. XD

What, do you do that? surprised

someone did. and someone tied it to a wheelchair pretending it was jacob's dad. i read that, and was like 'you girls are sick. it goes from bad to worse. yuck'
and how the heck do you get a cat to cooperate with putting a d***o on it? nobody get any ideas, but a dog seems like a more reasonable animal on numerous levels, mostly because it would more likely cooperate and not try and claw the d***o off them, or at least not claw you attempting to put it on(ahhh, a nice expensive sparkly scratching post. i've joked with my husband since we got a cat about the 'scratching post' he has, but maybe cats are like magpies and go for the shiny stuff)

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:53 pm

I weep for humanity.

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:58 pm

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You know you're lonely when you tie a d***o to a rockinghorse. XD

What, do you do that? surprised

someone did. and someone tied it to a wheelchair pretending it was jacob's dad. i read that, and was like 'you girls are sick. it goes from bad to worse. yuck'
and how the heck do you get a cat to cooperate with putting a d***o on it? nobody get any ideas, but a dog seems like a more reasonable animal on numerous levels, mostly because it would more likely cooperate and not try and claw the d***o off them, or at least not claw you attempting to put it on(ahhh, a nice expensive sparkly scratching post. i've joked with my husband since we got a cat about the 'scratching post' he has, but maybe cats are like magpies and go for the shiny stuff)

Oh ok XD

Wow... Don't give them any ideas about putting them on dogs xD Lol. d***o scratching post for cats. If Edward Cullen were real I'd like cats to use his dangler as a scratching post.

I really think the obscene, rabid-fangirl, shock comments are lies from trolls. But you know there are actually sick people out there so you'll never know... eek

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:07 pm

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You know you're lonely when you tie a d***o to a rockinghorse. XD

What, do you do that? surprised

someone did. and someone tied it to a wheelchair pretending it was jacob's dad. i read that, and was like 'you girls are sick. it goes from bad to worse. yuck'
and how the heck do you get a cat to cooperate with putting a d***o on it? nobody get any ideas, but a dog seems like a more reasonable animal on numerous levels, mostly because it would more likely cooperate and not try and claw the d***o off them, or at least not claw you attempting to put it on(ahhh, a nice expensive sparkly scratching post. i've joked with my husband since we got a cat about the 'scratching post' he has, but maybe cats are like magpies and go for the shiny stuff)

Oh ok XD

Wow... Don't give them any ideas about putting them on dogs xD Lol. d***o scratching post for cats. If Edward Cullen were real I'd like cats to use his dangler as a scratching post.

I really think the obscene, rabid-fangirl, shock comments are lies from trolls. But you know there are actually sick people out there so you'll never know... eek

If Edward was real
I don't think his dangler would be big enough for a scratching post
I just try not to think about it. . .
These people give fangirls a bad name

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:20 pm

Shudder.

This.
Is.
Disgusting. completely disgusting.

Did you see these comments on it?

11/21/2009
I'm used to having sex with corpses, but this just makes the experience so much more enjoyable!

09/23/2009
d***o? Holy s**t! I thought this was a child's toy! O__o; Well, looks like my nephew is going to get a strange surprise mailed to him for his birthday this week.

I feel sorry for the parents of that nephew.

And the first one? Ugh, don't even get me started.

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:10 pm

O_o.... -runs-

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