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 Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:18 pm
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:44 pm
Herbal Teaa Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML OMG HAHAHAHAHA
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:13 pm
Today, I got a call that my upstairs neighbor had passed away - ten days ago. Which is why no matter how much Febreze I sprayed for last few days, I couldn't get that awful smell to go away. FML
eek eek
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:40 pm
Today, while at a restaurant, I put my gum on the plate so I could eat. At the end of the meal, the waiter came to grab the plates. He then proceeded to take my chewed gum, stick it in his mouth, and wink at me. FML
eek eek
what a turn on!
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:19 pm
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Today, my drama teacher was casting our upcoming show, Romeo and Juliet. I was thrilled when he picked me as Juliet. Then he announced who would be playing Romeo. My brother. FML
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:28 pm
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Today, I found out that talking to my imaginary boyfriend before bed helps me sleep better. FML
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:29 pm
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Today, things finally got close enough between me and my long-time crush. He leaned over and softly kissed me, then made a funny face and started making spitting noises. Turns out, there was a mosquito stuck in my lip-gloss. FML
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:29 pm
Pixotte ♀ →
Today, my drama teacher was casting our upcoming show, Romeo and Juliet. I was thrilled when he picked me as Juliet. Then he announced who would be playing Romeo. My brother. FML
← ♀ HOW AWKWARD LOL and your signature is funny talk2hand
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:24 pm
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Today, I learned that you shouldn't tell your Mom that you're 25 and she can't control your life anymore. She might take it as a challenge. FML
Thank you I love you, Joy. xd
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:32 pm
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Yufi Kisaragi: *CRIES*
Yufi Kisaragi: Today, I ate 120 raw oysters as a challenge. I spent the rest of my day shitting rainbows on a toilet. FML
Yufi Kisaragi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yufi Kisaragi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
{♥ vivi. } .: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
{♥ vivi. } .: TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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