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 Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:02 pm
Reddemon berserker_girl You know you play too much WFRP when your parents (father) thinks you're joing in a cult, and goes all relegious on you. ( stare ) Lol. You know you play too much when your able to link diffrent aspects of your non gaming religion to the 4 chaos gods. You know for a fact, you play too much when you start writing the rules of your own cult of khorne. (I did this 3nodding ) My friend took over Slaanesh. ( eek ) No one wanted Nurgle. ( neutral )
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:44 pm
berserker_girl Reddemon berserker_girl You know you play too much WFRP when your parents (father) thinks you're joing in a cult, and goes all relegious on you. ( stare ) Lol. You know you play too much when your able to link diffrent aspects of your non gaming religion to the 4 chaos gods. You know for a fact, you play too much when you start writing the rules of your own cult of khorne. (I did this 3nodding ) My friend took over Slaanesh. ( eek ) No one wanted Nurgle. ( neutral ) Im serious. God is vengeful & angry Khrone is angry and his vengence requires blood. God likes plauges & Nurgel likes plauges God has his whole plan(depending on which part of christianity & other god based religions you look at) & so dose Tezenetch God appears & uses vessels that are the ipimity of beauty and so dose Slasneesh
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:56 pm
You know you play too much when you have a impulse to burn your friend as a witch when they pridict their and your test result
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:43 am
you know you play too much WH when
1 choosing which dice to roll becomes a religous waaagh ritual involving rolling all the dice and then only using the 6's for the actual rolls.
2 building the highest dice tower is enough to convince you that gork and mork are either with you of the other orc and goblin player and the probable outcome of the game will be based entirely on whos is highest.
3 you are collecting human teeth to make a necklace for your giant, as an effort to impress gork and mork.
4 you're convinced that the local burger king generates luck (based on that time your'e pal's flame cannon and organ gun exploded on the first turn when you played in the burger king in question).
5 your convinced that the most significant part of your army is a green marble you got out of a spray can (it generates all the luck).
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:06 pm
When you have your future soldiers building modular space hulk terrain
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:54 pm
When you begin to name your models after your loved ones
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:41 am
well i talk to my computer all the time...somtimes i think that it has some secret connection w/ mars and all b/c of the satellites and that the machine god relays all the information to the satellites and that aliens did coem to earth, but were old versions of eldar and they have come to warn us about horus and that hte entire game is based on a future outlook a human seer saw in a vision....that is when you know you know you have slept with 40k
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:59 pm
you know you play too much when you spend more money on models, paints, books, and tarrain then you have on everything else you've bough combined.
or if you use the phrase "battle axe to the head" more then twice a day...
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:31 pm
You know you've been playing WH too long when each time you're ill, you refer to yourself as a plaguebearer.
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:38 pm
When youve eaten food that dosen't agree with you and say youve got nurgle gut rot
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:01 am
When you're planning out your next three armies, but still haven't painted your first.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:31 pm
Sgt_OBrien When you're planning out your next three armies, but still haven't painted your first. Amen
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:59 pm
When your game shop has a protection ring. ( A lot of our gamers are in the military. XD)
When you can bring up stories of miraculous deeds, for every unit in your army.
Roll ones to wound for every melta/autocannon/lascannon shot in one turn, and everyone else stays away from you because the Emperor's displeasement might rub off.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:08 pm
When you need a bucket to deal with your dice.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:14 am
Guuthulhu When you need a bucket to deal with your dice. Thats called being at rapid fire range for a Gaurd army rofl
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