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 Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:19 pm
*in closet, looking* nope.........oh well.........*comes out in robe, heads to pool*
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:24 pm
Me: *reads sign* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Ivy scowls and walks away from Two Face. "And making a woman orgasm was never yours." She snapped sharply.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:26 pm
Two-Face flipped his coin casually "I'd blame your plants for that, the thorns might've just numbed you."
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:30 pm
Incidentally, never get raped by a cat. Do you know why cats yowl when they have sex? It's because they have barbed penises. It tears up the v****a and absolutely ruins you for all the other cats!
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:38 pm
*looks up from game* couldn't find them?
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:40 pm
uh uh..........oh well............*takes off robe and dives into pool, wearing a pair of panties* -w- much better *swims around*
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:05 pm
She stopped dead in her path and spinned on her heels to glare at him. She grabbed an empty bottle of vodka and hurled it at him. "You're one to talk! I can only image where you slip that played out coin of yours!"
Me: *hugs Darkie* WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! How does he do it? How is he always 2 steps ahead of me?! crying
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:10 pm
Two-Face tilted his head, dodging the bottle "in a pocket in my coat of course, usually over that space where your heart would be."
well Haur, it IS Old Man Wayne *sees Kitana* O////////O PUT A SHIRT ON!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:20 pm
Me: *pouts childishly sitting down and crossing my arms* It figures. The one victim I truely want and can't have. I'm going to turn into a villan because of this. I can see it now...
"I have more a heart than you could possibly dream of ever having. There's a big hollow space in your chest, and I bet you'd give the world to put that stupid coin there." She looked around for something else to throw.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:27 pm
Two-Face flipped his coin "I have a heart, not a weed patch." he headed to kitchen to get him a stiff drink.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:32 pm
She snapped and grabbed a drinking glass hurling it after him. "And it's as black and mangled as you are!!"
Me: When are they going to get married and get it over with?
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:36 pm
Two-Face caught the glass and poured his wiskey in "atleast I don't have crab.... grass."
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:55 pm
Dark pats Haur on the back "Sorry to say it Haur but the old man has years of experience dodging women of all kinds. It's just become second nature to him to flee."
Cassandra glances at Nightmare, weighing her cast iron frying pan in hand as though contemplating if he needed a smack from it too. Lifting her brow as if to let him choose she smirked and waited for his reaction.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:00 pm
Nightmare lifted his hands up to the surface of the water, like he was hiding something in them, he made a small hole between his thumbs and squeezed, squirting water out of his hands at Cass' face.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:03 pm
Cass simply moved the frying pan to shield her from the water and once done, set the pan down. Picking up a pool noodle she took a running start and leaped at Nightmare ready to pounce with pool noodle aimed to whack him on the noggin before splashing into the pool herself!
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