MezzoPianoX
ClarinetGoddess
Non-band friends=What do you play? Flute?
Seriously people! It is a flipping clarinet! Since when were flutes 4t times bigger? When I actually did play the flute for a bit back in middle school: "Hey, can I see your clarinet?" "I don't have my clarinet with me." "Whaa re you talking about? You ahve it in your hand!" *points to flute case* ">.>"
My sister is anti-band.
My dad can't play an isntrument for his life, yet his dad was in a local symphony.
My mom used to play clarinet, but doesn't anymore and forgot how to play.
Seriously people! It is a flipping clarinet! Since when were flutes 4t times bigger? When I actually did play the flute for a bit back in middle school: "Hey, can I see your clarinet?" "I don't have my clarinet with me." "Whaa re you talking about? You ahve it in your hand!" *points to flute case* ">.>"
My sister is anti-band.
My dad can't play an isntrument for his life, yet his dad was in a local symphony.
My mom used to play clarinet, but doesn't anymore and forgot how to play.
well this happens to me, not so much with friends, but like those wannabe gangster kids.
like in algebra, THis one kid goes up to me and stares at my clarinet case, and like "What is this, a flute?" so I take it out and show it to him
"So its a flute?" I say no, its a clarinet , and hes like "No you idiot its a flute, damn dont even know your own instrument"
eh, He was high, on weed, so i dont care
THe thing that makes me LOL the most is when people think I play tuba when they see my bass clarinet case
Never heard he bass clarinet oneXD Those gangster/druggy kids never know their instruments.
One guy thought my friend's picolo was a saxophone(Yeah, i really don't know)
My clarinet remains a flute to this day(despite the name tag I have on it with a picture of a clarinet)
My friend brought his tuba to sixth hour without a case, and one kid refused to believe it was a tuba. They didn't know what it was. Apparently, sousaphones are the only tubas now...
My friends bass clarinet is a saxophone, while a saxophone player's sax is now a clarinet.
Tell soemone you play baritone, and they just look at you like your crazy, because apparently they don' exist at all
Trumpets are often mistaken for saxes or viceversa, which is fairly understandable. Unless they are out of the case, then if someone calls your trumpet a sax, you have a problem.
And never tell anyone what kind of sax you pay. It confuses them to a point where they just start calling it a flute.
A fun game to play is the "I play electric triangle" game. Whenever someone claims your isntrument is soemthign else, tell them its an electric triangle. I have yet to find someone who has figured out that electric triangles are in fact a joke.
The only one I haven't seen mistaken is trombone.
