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 Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:41 pm
You can now play the piano. However, every single piano you ever touch goes immediately out of tune. I wish more people would post on http://averagecats.com so I can laugh a little more each day.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:24 am
 The feline says... Granted, but the site then goes offline. I wish I could actually like myself.  ....and means it.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:35 am
you do then you fall in love with yourself, and become a self centered jerk X3
I wish that pie would fall from the sky-roof in the future-past
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:38 am
.....What?...
Okay, what you said happens, and then the world becomes a barren desert.
I wish i didn't get sore when I worked out.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:18 am
granted, but then you work out too much and implode
I wish I hadn't had a dentist appointment this morning.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:59 am
you don't, but then you go to your next dentist appointment a month later to find out you had a horrible mouth desease that could have been prevented if you went to the first appoitment, and thus you don't get a cool little toy from the treasure chest.
7, yes thats my wish, 7 make of it what you will.
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:37 am
7 is now the only number you can use. Every adress is now 7, every phone # is 7, and everyone's age is 7, no matter how old they look.
I wish I was using another OS besides Vista
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:25 pm
Granted, but is now Windows 3.0
I wish I was a girl =D (dont ask...)
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:33 am
granted, but you're on your period
I wish I could now go see Avatar in 3d
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:14 am
Granted, Mr. Blind Man.
I wish I wouldn't have been alone on New Year's.
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:19 am
granted, you were in a crowd so thick you couldn't push through to go to the bathroom and peed your pants.
I wish I had something interesting to do.
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:51 am
That happened to me once.. But I peed in a bottle x3 Ahh, White Sox World Series Rally. Awesome day.
Oh, granted. Your mum. c wut i did thar?
I wish I wasn't out of Dr Pepper Cherry =/
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:36 am
You now have a near-unlimited supply of Dr. Pepper Cherry. No one else has any and you have to give it away to complete strangers
I wish we had a bathroom in the basement so I wouldn't have to go upstairs and pee.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:39 pm
your dad then remodles the room your in to be a bathroom.
I wish I was on fire! 8D and was fireproof
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:10 pm
Okay, so you're on fire, and fireproof, but now nothing else is fireproof, so you burn down the whole world, except California, which was already burned down this summer. (lolz)
I wish people would actually comment on my artwork in the arenas so they can tell me why they think I deserve a 2/5 and the kid that draws like a 2 year old gets a 5/5. (THIS HAPPENS TOO MUCH! evil )
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