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 Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:51 am
Pour Rudolph... I would hate to have a guys name. sad
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:47 pm
Forever_Funny Pour Rudolph... I would hate to have a guys name. sad Rudolph might be a lesbian, in which case case she probably wouldn't mind.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:06 am
Quote: Rudolph might be a lesbian, in which case case she probably wouldn't mind.
I feel sorry for Rudolph having those parasites.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:41 pm
Poodle Crusader Forever_Funny Pour Rudolph... I would hate to have a guys name. sad Rudolph might be a lesbian, in which case case she probably wouldn't mind. That's creepy... Lesbian raindeer...
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:22 pm
Insult2injury Quote: Rudolph might be a lesbian, in which case case she probably wouldn't mind.
I feel sorry for Rudolph having those parasites.She does look pretty happy in all the pictures I've seen of her, though.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:24 am
Lady Nekochan lil_gene Lady_Nekochan There are no stupid posts, Pinto_Sprite. There are silly ones, though. Silly ones are welcome, as is yours. xd
How they fly... I really don't know. I haven't heard too many theories on that.
Jet packs? question
Or perhaps they don't fly, but merely jump very, very far.... Super reindeer!
The pill theory works as well. Though it would be dissappointing to find that the reindeer's powers are all drug-induced. muahahadrug-induced. xD underdog was cool, I used to watch him rescue Miss Polly many times!! and as far as the reindeer flying.... They are a special breed from the North Pole with the spirit of christmas lives all year long so they are all magical beings.... Yes. Like Underdog and his pep-pills. xd Oh, what am I saying? Most people din't remember good old Underdog.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:12 am
Holy cow.
This is actually a topic from last year. How interesting to see it up and running again.
Well, the stuff in the first post is still valid, and it suits the season, so it works.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:29 pm
Thats hilarious biggrin I never knew those kind of things about reindeer xD
The thing about Rudolph having a sickness... kind of made me laugh. I always though he had a tumor =3
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:18 pm
Lady Nekochan I'm sure at least some of you have heard that Santa's reindeer are all female. Well, this is about that, and a little more I've heard via a reindeer expert on the Discovery Channel.
As for the gender thing: All of Santa's reindeer are female. December is the end (or near the end) of the mating season. The males have been pumped up with hormones and competing with each other for a while. Their bodies become so exhuasted that their antlers fall off to save energy, et cetera. This means that none of Santa's reindeer can be male. Not only do they not fit the image of large-antlered animals, they're simply too tired to fly any sleigh around the world. As both genders of reindeer have antlers, this means that the females still have theirs. So, Santa's reindeer are girls, he just got confused and gave many of them masculine names.
As for the illness thing: Rudolph has parasites. The reindeer expert said that parasites on reindeer can cause redness and rawness (shinyness). Since a reindeer's nose is warm and moist, it would make a wonderful home for a parasite. Also, reindeer are social animals who exclude any members that seem sick or odd. Infected so greatly by the parasite, Rodulph would be one of those left out. This leads to the story of him(her) being a misfit and such.
Please don't blast me with rude comments about me being stupid because Santa isn't real. This is not meant to be a super-serious topic, nor meant to focus on Christmas and leave other holidays out. I'm just enjoying talking about reindeer. If you can't have fun with the topic, simply move on. xd
Anyone else, please feel free to post commentary on these theories, give your own, or just talk about reindeer. I simply felt it was interesting, and wanted to share it with fellow animal lovers. I'll quit rambling now.
But remember santa is (made up or not) magic, and it's winter all year round at the north pole.. So how do you know how their seasons work xp How do you know the deer have horns any way have you seen them. Sure people might draw pictures of the reindeer but who said they had their horns.. This is useless haha im going to stop now xd
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:13 pm
rofl Woah, this is funny! The drug theory seems to work, but I think there's more to it. Maybe he feeds them lots of flatulence-inducing foods, and fart power propels the dillusional deer across the winter sky. *shrug* Sorry for the vulgar idea, but hey, ya never know!
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