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Xiporah

PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:25 am
Evil McBadguy
Xiporah
-Male (sorry ladies sad )
-Weird pets tolerant.
-not really religious (dated a religious guy once. It caused problems.)
-Personality
-Glasses can be cute.
-Any hair (I like long hair, but not a requirement)
-Any eye color (blue eyes make me bite my lip though.)
-Same age or younger (more of a turn on, but not a requirement. I've dated someone older than me once and liked a few guys older than me.)
-Humor
-Quirky (it's endearing.)
-Metal tolerant. Doesn't have to like it, just tolerate it.
Oh hay.
heart heart heart heart
 
PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:07 pm
-Blue eyes, not a must but I really like them
-Interestingly-shaped nose
-Freckles are hot
-Intelligence!
-Good sense of humor
-Open-mindedness
-Facial hair and happy trails
-Nice smile
-Interest in history and art
-Not overly dramatic
-No hardcore drugs
-Taller than me
 

Morde


Boarding School Reject

PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:15 pm
luxRAYP
Kyoki Kitsune
How u doin?

Seriously though,

- Don't be a b***h
- Don't be dramatic
- Don't be stupid
- DO NOT PULL THAT "I MEAN ONE THING WHEN I SAY THE EXACT OPPOSITE" s**t
- Don't lie
- Cool with smoking/drinking
- MATURE. ******** MATURITY.
- bondageplz? Without it, things will get stale for me in the sack.
- Don't be an overly jealous psycho.


how YOU doin'


How you BOTH doin'?  
PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:26 pm
-male
-smart
-they like me

Yeah.  

Akky the Terrible


Great Scoot

PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:32 pm
It's ridiculous how many say they can do all those things, yet I found out they can't do any of'em. The moment a girl gets uppity cause I hugged my friend, I'm gone. That is the stupidest s**t EVER. Have some damn self confidence. I wouldn't date you if I didn't prefer you. confused  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:56 pm
UPPITY OVER A HUG? b***h SOUNDS CRAZY.
 

Xiporah


Morde

PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:37 pm
Xiporah
UPPITY OVER A HUG? b***h SOUNDS CRAZY.
Quit dating crazy bitches.
 
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:00 am
Well, luckily, Tiffany isn't jealous AT ALL. It's very nice to know that she won't pull the "No I'm okay.." thing, then the next minute "WTF YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE" thing.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't put up with whiny whining from bitchy bitches. confused Go cry to someone else.  

Great Scoot


Addykat

Dapper Krampus

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:27 am
You've really dated a lot of crazy women, haven't you?  
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:55 am
I think I've dated 5 of'em.  

Great Scoot


Summer_Night

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:44 pm
-Reasonably attractive
-Not chauvinistic or 'manly man'
-Good sense of style
-Not a hick
-Doesn't constantly talk about cars
-Doesn't tell me I'm stupid for wearing skirts and heels in winter
-Funny
-Ambitious
-Honest (enough...when it matters)
-Cute hair
-Can hold an interesting conversation for hours
-Good kisser (sorry, but... yeah)
-Similar morals/beliefs
-Doesn't shove their religion on me or pressure me into doing things
-DOESN'T JUDGE ME AND ISN'T A HYPOCRITE
-Similar sense of humor
-Comes up with fun things to do at any time
-Says nice things to me
-Wants to hold my hand and doesn't get annoyed by how touchy I am sometimes


Yes it's a long list but many of them are small things and not hard to pass. My boyfran is seriously almost all of these and I adore it. heart
 
PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:52 pm
Someone who'll eat my yellow starbursts.  

Evaporation


Evaporation

PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:17 pm
Summer_Night
Evaporation
Someone who'll eat my yellow starbursts.
I'll eat the yellow ones if you eat the pink ones.
No problem. 4laugh  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:10 pm
Summer_Night
-Reasonably attractive

-Doesn't tell me I'm stupid for wearing skirts and heels in winter

Yeah so long as you don't complain about being cold.  

Felin Greenleaf


Athigail

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:07 pm
-Not an a**
-MAKES ME TEE THE ******** HEE
-WILL NOT JUDGE ME FOR BEING A VIDEO GAME LOSER WHO SITS AT HER COMPUTER ALL DAY BEING QUEER
-Cool beans
-Will not pressure me into any drug or alcohol use if I say no
-Not super intelligent but don't be a ******** IDIOT. Like I don't need some advanced class junkie or something. I'm an idiot myself. JUST BE MY LEVEL OF SMARTNESS OR SOMETHING.
-Honest the hell. IF I LOOK LIKE s**t YOU MOTHER ******** TELL ME.
- ... ...
SOMETHING.  
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