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 Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:41 pm
Apollo: Yes but like Cassandra no one will ever believe you.
My request: Can someone give me the smarts to pass Psychology and stay awake in my three hour ITV class?
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:26 am
Athena: Granted but you will fail another class and fall asleep in a shorter class.
My request: Zeus, can you please stop cheating on Hera?
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:05 am
Zeus: Fine, I'll divorce her.
My request: Zeus, can you please make it stop raining?
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:59 am
Zeus: Yes, but it will start hailing next?
Can somebody make my little brother less annoying?
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:10 am
Artemis: Certainly. Enjoy your annoying pet Chihuahua.
Can someone arrange it so that I am not as much of a procrastinater as I am now, please?
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:28 am
Yes, but instead you will do everything as soon as it's assign and get bored in all your free time.
Can somebody please obliterate the Romans?
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:04 am
Athena: Willingly, I never liked those Romans.
Ares: Are you insane? Those are my People! Any Attack on my People is an attack on me! *Attacks Athena, who retaliates and causes a war in all Olympus*
Zeus: NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MORTAL! *banishes to Tartarus*
May I go as you to a fancy dress party, Hermes?
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:20 pm
Hermes: Yes but you will get into a horrible accident after the party for dressing as a God.
My request: Can one of the twins give me Archery Lessons?
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:55 pm
Athena: Certainly.
Apollo: But I will shoot you.
My request: May I take lessons in swimming, Amphrite, as my 20m is quite poor.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:25 pm
Amphirite: Yes, but as soon as you master it you will drown.
My request: Artemis, may I join your hunting party?
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:28 pm
Hephaestus: I know they need me,now you have to work for me for a month.
My request:Hades,may I come to the Underworld and play with Cerberus?
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:31 pm
Hades: Certainly, Mortal. Enjoy being Cerberus's new Chew toy.
May I be a Nymph, Hera?
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:15 pm
Hera: Certainly but you will become pregnant by Zeus and die in childbirth and the child will not survive.
Can Someone pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wash my Great Danes? My brother and I can't do it and they're so dirty. They're supposed to have Grey Fur not Brown.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:38 pm
Artemis: Certainly, although I will turn you both into Foxes and they will chase you.
Can you transform me into a werewolf, please, Artemis?
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:07 pm
Yes, but you will be hunted down by the vampire Ares has been forced to create.
Olympians, can you go for a whole day without any arguments between each other?
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