PETITION THE GODS....

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Apollo: Yes but like Cassandra no one will ever believe you.

My request: Can someone give me the smarts to pass Psychology and stay awake in my three hour ITV class?  

[White Queen Amata]

Athena: Granted but you will fail another class and fall asleep in a shorter class.

My request: Zeus, can you please stop cheating on Hera?  

[Cinna-it]

Zeus: Fine, I'll divorce her.

My request: Zeus, can you please make it stop raining?  

[White Queen Amata]

Zeus: Yes, but it will start hailing next?

Can somebody make my little brother less annoying?  

[Sindavra]

Artemis: Certainly. Enjoy your annoying pet Chihuahua.

Can someone arrange it so that I am not as much of a procrastinater as I am now, please?  

[White Queen Amata]

Yes, but instead you will do everything as soon as it's assign and get bored in all your free time.

Can somebody please obliterate the Romans?  

[Sindavra]

Athena: Willingly, I never liked those Romans.
Ares: Are you insane? Those are my People! Any Attack on my People is an attack on me! *Attacks Athena, who retaliates and causes a war in all Olympus*
Zeus: NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MORTAL! *banishes to Tartarus*

May I go as you to a fancy dress party, Hermes?  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Hermes: Yes but you will get into a horrible accident after the party for dressing as a God.

My request: Can one of the twins give me Archery Lessons?  

[Sindavra]

Athena: Certainly.
Apollo: But I will shoot you.

My request: May I take lessons in swimming, Amphrite, as my 20m is quite poor.  

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Amphirite: Yes, but as soon as you master it you will drown.

My request: Artemis, may I join your hunting party?  

[Melios the Hoplite]

Hephaestus: I know they need me,now you have to work for me for a month.

My request:Hades,may I come to the Underworld and play with Cerberus?  

[Sindavra]

Hades: Certainly, Mortal. Enjoy being Cerberus's new Chew toy.

May I be a Nymph, Hera?  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Hera: Certainly but you will become pregnant by Zeus and die in childbirth and the child will not survive.

Can Someone pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wash my Great Danes? My brother and I can't do it and they're so dirty. They're supposed to have Grey Fur not Brown.  

[Sindavra]

Artemis: Certainly, although I will turn you both into Foxes and they will chase you.

Can you transform me into a werewolf, please, Artemis?  

[White Queen Amata]

Yes, but you will be hunted down by the vampire Ares has been forced to create.

Olympians, can you go for a whole day without any arguments between each other?