| Now that most of you is dead, what still excites you? |
| Watching the woman in front of me in line take an hour to sign her checks. |
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4% |
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| Imaginary internet gold. |
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38% |
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| Young studs who really need my fake online gold. |
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10% |
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| Full-contact shuffleboard. |
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10% |
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| Making my avatar look like a total freak. |
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16% |
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| Hourly medication. |
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10% |
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| Consuming my own young: body, mind and soul. |
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| Paul Naschy movies. |
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1% |
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 Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:02 am
Harbone 'Cept that one kid in Sixth Grade... the one with the bad teeth and the sweaty red afro. He haunts my dreams, that kid. I wonder what his name was. (You know, I was really hoping for more serious convos in this thread, but I'm totally flubbing it) It's hard to hold a serious conversation when you can't remember where you left your teeth. To much gum-flapping and spittle. What did you want to talk about? Literature? Culture? The trouble with kids nowadays? I try to stay clear of religion and politics--they give me gas, and the old digestive system isn't what it used to be. . . . .
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:03 pm
Sadly, religion and politics are precisely what I like talking about.
Know who John Peter Zenger was? He's been in my thoughts a lot, lately.
It wasn't true what he said about William Cosby, you know, but Cosby had a personality like Bush - only he didn't have handlers to tell him when to smile.
There, see, you got me going on politics.
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:11 pm
Harbone Sadly, religion and politics are precisely what I like talking about. Know who John Peter Zenger was? He's been in my thoughts a lot, lately. It wasn't true what he said about William Cosby, you know, but Cosby had a personality like Bush - only he didn't have handlers to tell him when to smile. There, see, you got me going on politics. Had to check his name out online, and haven't had time to find out too much other than the trial centered around freedom of the press. I was schooled in the Canadian system, so American history wasn't too big a priority. Just heard that they're going into an election back home--how I miss Canadian politics, they're always entertaining. Think I'll have to check out CBC a bit to see what's brewing back home. . . .
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:17 pm
Whoa! Hey, I forgot about this thread.
I've been busy trying to find an elegant way to wear a spider (there isn't one.)
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:06 am
*wanders around...*
*pauses to pick his nose...*
(cant wander and pick at the same time you know)
*ponders booger on the tip of his finger for a moment...*
*looks for place to deposit booger...*
*gives up and flicks it across the room...*
*scratches his a**...*
*wanders around some more...*
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:24 am
*Is hit by fliying booger.* What the hell?
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:58 am
huh what? you ok there?
*memory aint so good*
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:35 am
Harbone Whoa! Hey, I forgot about this thread. I've been busy trying to find an elegant way to wear a spider (there isn't one.) And yet you make it look good. And it beats having your leg humped by a mythic furball.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:27 pm
otakujack huh what? you ok there? *memory aint so good* *Figures out what hit me.* Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:15 pm
*Tosses out boxes of kleenex, then pulls out the Lysol to spray down her recliner before sitting down.* Ewww damn, still damp from the spray.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:05 pm
This place is in danger of breaking several health codes.
Being a pious political jerk, I'd better get on the telephone.
Can I have a telephone please?
One that works, this time.
(And not that one with all the dead people on it either. That freaky little "come into the light" girl was in my room again.)
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:38 pm
Well dagnabbit - I specifically told that girl to go to Whiskey's room... twisted
So hard to find good help xp
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:35 am
Hey! How come I never get the "come to the light" girl? I always get that little pyromaniac in the Halloween costume . . . . gonk
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:37 pm
YOU don't get the come-into-the-light girl because you can't do a good imitation of Craig T. Nelson.
(Or, if you ARE Craig T. Nelson, you need to try harder to imitate yourself. Doing voice work has made you soft. That and living in Hawaii, like I should be.)
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:40 pm
I understand slow, but this forum is almost going back in time, hey maybe that would be good because we'd all be younger! anyway, I'll introduce myself I am a new member, starkin, and I'm probably older than all of you put together. hehe. I still have my teeth, and would rather talk about something else, really. biggrin
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