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 Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:16 pm
Don't you love how she feels the need to show how GOFFIC she is?
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:21 pm
Quote: We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) Quote: “Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. I don't know why but that made me lol so hard.
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Questionable Investigator
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:26 pm
I gave up. Dally was better.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:04 am
i tried reading My Immortal and couldn't get past chapter 2. at least Dally has an element of humor in there, but this other chick is just bad. gonk
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:30 am
I love how when she's saying what she's WEARING, everything is spelled right. The rest is gibberish to me.,
b***h
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:43 am
So who else made it through all 44 chapters?
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:19 am
Quote: (if ur a homophone den f** of!) Aw great. Now people named Matt can't read it. 'Coz their names sound like a mat. Quote: “OMFG Draco Draco!” I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep. Wow. Quote: I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Drako and Vampire so they would destruct Snape. Massage. Quote: Darko put on ‘desolition liverz’ by MCR What's sad is that she's in love with MCR and she gets the song name wrong.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:40 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:57 am
Mommy, what's an "orgism"? o:
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:59 am
“You ******** bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to s**t next to her!1”
Why does every author have to have a character s**t on something. D;
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:05 pm
I didn't even make it halfway.. This story was mostly just embarrassing.
Dally's makes me lol with every sentence xD
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:29 pm
Gosh, I gave up after chapter two.
I decided to just watch the movie. Too bad it doesn't have the author comments.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:27 pm
Quote: We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. Quote: Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. Quote: “What’s wrong honey?” asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. Quote: Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. Quote: We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. Quote: Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE! Quote: I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot. Quote: Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1 Quote: “Oh he’s bein a ******** b*****d. He told me he wouldn’t c**.” :'D Quote: “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!” this story has way to many good quotes, i can't handle it!
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:35 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:14 pm
Quote: “Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped. This made me laugh so hard. xD
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