person above you is banned, why?

[killafrog]

nei1 is banned for having the headphones on so loud that the music is disrupting my forum game here
 

[katana68]

Killa is banned for being to old to enjoy loud music.....  

[Gilda Geezer]

Katana is banned for having such a big smile  

[havenne17]

Gilda is banned for eating in front of other people.....  

[killafrog]

havenne17 is banned for having an endangered lochness monster in her backyard  

[Charlie ate my face off]

killafrog is banned for being to blue for a man with not just one but two weapons that large!  

[killafrog]

mistress mellinda is banned for sweeping up the crime scene to her crime  

[Angelicphrase]

Killa is banned for brandishing weapons about while making emphatic hand gestures, ah my eye! pirate  

[Ringlefinch]

Angelicprase is banned for usurping the throne of the white queen  

[Psyzapp]

Stumble is banned for stealing Cat Woman's identity.  

[havenne17]

Psyzapp is banned for being downright electrifying and zapping everyone  

[Nei1]

havenne17 is banned for singing out of key.  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Nei is banned for holding a snow bird captive.  

[killafrog]

faerie is banned for taking all the dying souls and using there souls to gain power for the takeover of earth  

[ThisEmptySoul]

killafrog is banned for using the grill as a bed.