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 Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:16 pm
oh em jyu aoi jyuu i had five months.. i read really well, and my teacher was pregnant and stuff. i didn't like her, she wouldn't let me use words that she didn't know in my speach... stare my bat mitzvah was november 1, 2003... ooh my god i almost forgot the year!! i forgot how old i was for a second... xd i did parashat .... something to do with abraham getting his name and stuff... kinda rusty. sweatdrop i'm not a very bright jew Was that Lech Lecha? I think that's the one when Avram becomes Abraham and Sarai becomes Sarah... yea! remember now! i love lech lecha, the song, thats how i remembered it! *smacks self in the head* i'm really a dumb jew
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:56 pm
Heehee, yeah, the Debbie Friedman song... she's so cool. xd
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:13 am
i take all my class to the monkey park xd xd xd
my perantes wanted a normal celebrate in hall but i hate smile to all the world and meet stranges ppl that i don't knew they and they knew me and..and.. dance all the time and be nice..grrr. it was a nightmare in my brother's BAR MITZA xp
my parents angry on me and they said 'if you don't wanted that BAT MITZA so you choose and orgnize alone your own BAT MITZA'.
after a lot of thinking i choose in the monkey park! (still laugh xd )
and it was very very very fun and i fed monkeys and and i do a lot of fun!! xd and i hoped my friends enjoy like me...
(if you think my perants evil...they not... xd ~still laugh~)
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 3:26 pm
I had a B'nai mitzvah with my twin brother. It was really fun but I was completely freaking out and was very close to a nervous breakdown. In the end, I was so happy! I made zero mistakes and my cantor said that I should become a Hebrew tutor at my temple or a rabbi!! biggrin
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darkphoenix1247 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:35 am
aoi jyuu thuganomix101 My bar mitzvah's...president's day next year whee Yes, I am young... Any celebrity's... I dunno, Mira Zeitlin my distant (?) cousing might be there (I dunno). I figure I should send invintations to the shitehouse and read my replies xd . I'm gonna invite celeb's and see what they say (that should be fun). My parsha is... (forgets name) the one talking about how slaves be released or something.... I wish I had a more actiony one like Lot getin' laid by his daughters xd my friend had that... it was fun to tease our portions. my other jewish friend got the one dealing with drugs, sex (and rock n' roll) alcohal.. something like that. and my friend minmin had the same parashat as you. I figured out the actual parsha, Mishbateem!
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:57 pm
thuganomix101 aoi jyuu thuganomix101 My bar mitzvah's...president's day next year whee Yes, I am young... Any celebrity's... I dunno, Mira Zeitlin my distant (?) cousing might be there (I dunno). I figure I should send invintations to the shitehouse and read my replies xd . I'm gonna invite celeb's and see what they say (that should be fun). My parsha is... (forgets name) the one talking about how slaves be released or something.... I wish I had a more actiony one like Lot getin' laid by his daughters xd my friend had that... it was fun to tease our portions. my other jewish friend got the one dealing with drugs, sex (and rock n' roll) alcohal.. something like that. and my friend minmin had the same parashat as you. I figured out the actual parsha, Mishbateem! That's in Exodus, right?
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:28 pm
My bat mitzvah was June 15, 2002. I don't remember which parasha... It doesn't really matter, actually, since my synagogue was on a weird cycle then. We were doing the Torah readings on a Babylonian triannial cycle, which means you read a third of a parasha a week straight through- so one week would be the first third of Bereshit, then the second third of Bereshit the next week, and so on. But we did the regular Haftarah readings. So it didn't match up at all and was really dumb.
My Torah reading- which I did all of 3nodding was about Yosef in jail, and the baker and butler's dreams. The Haftarah was Shmuel's speech at Shaul's coronation. They had nothing to do with each other at all... Oh, and we also did the normal Maftir, so that was annoying because we had to switch scrolls before I could just get it over with.
But my party was the awesomest thing ever! We got a permit to have the street in front of my house blocked off and put the DJ in our neighbor's driveway across from our house, and food in our driveway, and a tent in back with 'grown up food' and we danced in the street. Dude, that was an awesome party... Even if I barely ate anything >_<
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:59 am
Kiashana My bat mitzvah was June 15, 2002. I don't remember which parasha... It doesn't really matter, actually, since my synagogue was on a weird cycle then. We were doing the Torah readings on a Babylonian triannial cycle, which means you read a third of a parasha a week straight through- so one week would be the first third of Bereshit, then the second third of Bereshit the next week, and so on. But we did the regular Haftarah readings. So it didn't match up at all and was really dumb. I've always found the Babylonian way of doing things odd but interesting. ^^; Quote: My Torah reading- which I did all of 3nodding was about Yosef in jail, and the baker and butler's dreams. The Haftarah was Shmuel's speech at Shaul's coronation. They had nothing to do with each other at all... Wasn't that one of those portions that start with a vuv? Like, the whole end of Genesis does, and I had to memorize them. WAIT NO. It was the one with the M, because that was the dream one and it was different and yeah. Miketz! Quote: Oh, and we also did the normal Maftir, so that was annoying because we had to switch scrolls before I could just get it over with. I had two scrolls, too. Double portion + maftir in different book = gonk
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:43 pm
My Bar Mitzvah was in May, four years ago.
I don't remember a whole lot of details, other than that I read a whole lot of torah, and I got to draw the invitation.
...I think I also made my cake for the party that night. It was a big tie-dyed star of david. (tye-dye?)
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:53 am
Mankov My Bar Mitzvah was in May, four years ago. I don't remember a whole lot of details, other than that I read a whole lot of torah, and I got to draw the invitation. ...I think I also made my cake for the party that night. It was a big tie-dyed star of david. (tye-dye?) I think it's tie-dye. ^^; Do you normally make cakes? Are you like, a cake-baker?
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:26 pm
I like to bake!
I make crazy good cakes.
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:00 pm
im half christian half jewish so im not having a bar mitsfu so sad but i go to all my frz and family yet i will not have one im going to cry....... crying
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:03 am
d.i.c.e. im half christian half jewish so im not having a bar mitsfu so sad but i go to all my frz and family yet i will not have one im going to cry....... crying
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 4:23 pm
oh em jyu How many of you were bar or bat mitzvahed? (Read; how many of you had to suffer through six months of training with your respective cantors? x.X; ) Anything abnormal happen? Invite any celebrities? Tell me about your experience, if you had one. biggrin My bat mitzvah was awesome. We had 215 people in attendance, I read 8 portions and a 3 1/2 page haftorah, and I got a ton of money. xd As far as celebrities go, Ellen Barkin, a semi-famous actress, and Ron Perlman, the owner of Revlon, didn't come, but they sent a private plane for all my family from Oklahoma to fly in on. My grandpa was suffering from pancreatic cancer at the time. (Doesn't help that Ellen + Ron are my second cousins... xD; ) Also, I invited Al Franken. He didn't come. But he sent me a nice note. You know Al Franken or you randomly invited him?
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 4:41 am
Berrylover You know Al Franken or you randomly invited him? Randomly invited him. xp
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