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Vicious Bicycle

PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:24 pm


Quote:
"anyone who says CSI will be shot" in the face until it stops being funny, which will never happen, because CSI sucks with a capital F. Yes. CSI can suck with capital letters that don't appear in the word 'suck'; it's just that awful. Awful with a capital C that is.


I love how we all teamed up to tear this down, it's great teamwork.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:35 pm


We're already practicing in case we ever do a collab story. Sentence games are fun!

Senari
Captain

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Vicious Bicycle

PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:41 pm


Indeed.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:24 am


Looks like I'm a little late to the party.

People call me Vice, and I'm the guy to come to if you need to get something that's a little..."hard" to get from someone else. No point in asking how I get it, no point in even wondering, but I've got a debt to pay for a past event, and this just seems the best way to do it. And the more amusing way, too.

This is going to be fun.

Shaalal Regate Vice


Lord Haragorn
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:17 am


Nice to meet you, Vice. When you're talking about people who need something "hard," are you saying that you're a male prostitute?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:01 am


Wow, like I didn't see that coming.
I mean things you don't go about getting through all the legal contacts, Egg.

Shaalal Regate Vice


Senari
Captain

Fashionable Lunatic

PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:05 pm


And here I was, looking forward to the guild having its own male prostitute....
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:53 pm


We're meeting now for the first time.

Lord Haragorn
Crew


Senari
Captain

Fashionable Lunatic

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:11 pm


Does that make Vice Captain Hammer?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:22 pm


Can I pull my name from the drawing, as I really don't want to be that idiot.

Shaalal Regate Vice


Senari
Captain

Fashionable Lunatic

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:27 pm


I was just wondering, since Gorn's line was that of Dr. Horrible...

I think we should stick with you possibly being a male prostitue xp
PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:13 am


Wow, a male prostitute. Just the kinda fella this dame'd run into. I can't pick 'em.

And just to clarify, you guys DON'T like CSI? What, you've got a problem with five-minute "doin' stuff" montages, and drive-through crime-solving? There's an issue with glossing over all of the actual work and skipping straight to the collar? Do you think that solving every crime within an hour is unrealistic?
WHAT?

That's sarcasm, just in case you misunderstand my banter.

And none of you have mentioned Veronica Mars. Though I like/love all of the other shows mentioned, there's no question that V is a true, hard-boiled detective.

Cassanovella


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:08 pm


Senari
Quote:
"anyone who says CSI will be shot" in the face until it stops being funny, which will never happen, because CSI sucks with a capital F. Yes. CSI can suck with capital letters that don't appear in the word 'suck'; it's just that awful.


More fixing.

Which CSI? Because CSI:Miami does suck, the CSI: Crime Scene Investigation is ok, but CSI:New York rocks. As does Monk and A Nero Wolfe Mystery.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:31 am


This doll has been around the forums, but seems to have forgotten to introduce herself.

"Alice" is the name. Just a little lost girl, strangely dressed, too small even to be a doll, always at every crime scene, at a critical moment, dropping a special clue. PIs seem to run into me whenever they have a case. And oddly, I seem to know all about them. I have ways, I do. And a little habit of vanishing when I don't want to be found.

Am I a ghost, you ask?
Perhaps...

An Invisible Shapeshifter

Sparkly Waffles


An Invisible Shapeshifter

Sparkly Waffles

PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:33 am


operaphantom21
Senari
Quote:
"anyone who says CSI will be shot" in the face until it stops being funny, which will never happen, because CSI sucks with a capital F. Yes. CSI can suck with capital letters that don't appear in the word 'suck'; it's just that awful.


More fixing.

Which CSI? Because CSI:Miami does suck, the CSI: Crime Scene Investigation is ok, but CSI:New York rocks. As does Monk and A Nero Wolfe Mystery.


I do like CSI: New York, but I don't like it for mysteries, because its all work and not much story.
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