metalmanexe
Dear Carnage,
Your opinions on the following: Billy Mays, Bob Saget, Chuck Norris, and Michael Jackson.
Sincerely,
John Cena
Dear Cena
Why would you even write us. REGARDLESS we shall answer your question
Billy Mays: At least Vince can slap chop the s**t out of infomercials now.
Bob Saget: The Olsen Twins made your career, now that its over go hang yourself
Chuck Norris: After watching Return/Way of the Dragon for the 27th time last night I still Say that Bruce Lee is better, and the fact that the chest hair that he ripped out of ole Walker still hasn't grown back.
Michael Jackson: He's beating little angel boys in heaven now. Wait till they do a parody with him in 'Touched by an Angel'
Nuff Said
Yuke
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