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smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile my husband and his friend always say "your mama" jokes. will one day they were playing the X-box...my husband asked his friend,"who shot me?" and without missing a beat my son heart (ares) heart yelled out "YO' MAMA SHOUT YOU!" it was the funniest things....will at least to us. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

my lil girl did something simular my brothers always do ur momma and ur face jokes when they come over and all the time since i was five -_- any who

one time my two brothers were playing game cube
and playing a first person shooter game
i think it was halo so joe said "WHO SHOT ME" my other brother said "UR MOM SHOT YOU" and my little girl said

grannma wouldent shoot anybody she is to nice why would she shoot her son thats mean

I always loved my first child's response when I would get exasperated at her and ask "What am I going to do with you?" and she would answer "Just Lub (love) Me!"

my son has a large elephant and a little elephant. he came up to me and was talking about how the mommy elephant had the baby elephant by it coming out her butt. i laughed and then he thought about it and asked how babys got out of the mommys belly. naturally i told him girls have a special hole called a v****a for that.


another one is about me when i was little. i was about 4 yrs old i remember asking my mom why we had a belly button. she told me that is so the baby can eat when it was in the belly. i still remember pitureing a pregnany woman taking a spoon and feeding a baby threw a whole in the belly!