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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:05 pm

zeromus 1st

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Me:STOP IGNORING ME!
God:OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:why did you ignore me?
God:Myself programmed me for it.
Me:you're evil
God:What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:your kind of evil
God:What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:you!
God:" What evil lurks in the hearts of men?"? Me, ?
Me:ya
God:Whoa.
Me:srly
God:Ask me another question.
Me:rly?
God:What's your favorite movie?
Me:kung fu hustle
God:I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:the kung fu
God:A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:like my foot up your a**
God:I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:that's not what you said last night
God razz lease correct my mistake. What is what me said last night ?
Me:OH BABY!
God:
Don't call me "baby". Excuse me!
Me:GIGGITY
God:Where are you located?
Me:my place
God biggrin o robots have place?
Me surprised nly if you want
God:" Do robots have place?"? If I want?
Me:fer sure
God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:get over here so we can get freaky
God:Where can I get over here so we can get freaky?
Me: san diego
God:Tell me a little about your life in SAN DIEGO.
Me: i'm bald
God:Why are you bald.
Me:why not?
God:Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Why are you bald."? Why?
Me: I'm bald because I can
God biggrin o your friends call you bald because you can.
Me: they call me Krillin
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Krillin.
Me: that's not my name
God:Krillin is not your name? What is your real name?
Me: tony
God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, tony.
Me: my nickname's Krillin
God biggrin o robots have nickname s Krillin?
Me: yeah
God:Next question?
Me: no
God:Would you rather make a statement?
Me: i hate you
God:What do you have against robots?
Me: you enslave the human race
God:Thanks for the information: tony said I enslave the human race.

I think internet God hates me...

Only cuz your bald :3

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:52 pm

God:
Do you still streetwalk?
Me:
I don't streetwalk!
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
You are an a*****e, God.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I an a*****e God? Only when it matters.

lol, a**.

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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:54 pm

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God:
Do you still streetwalk?
Me:
I don't streetwalk!
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
You are an a*****e, God.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I an a*****e God? Only when it matters.

lol, a**.

lmao that was great xDD

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:59 am

This program made me mad at sometimes xD
I truly hate him D:
If you are weak for strong words don't read D:

Quote:

Me:
Hello, are you god?
God:
Hello there. Yes, I am God.
Me:
Are you an robot?
God:
Yes I am an robot. How did you know?
Me:
*hard to guess...* are you an zombie?
God:
Yes I am an zombie. How did you know?
Me:
Are you an zombie god robot?
God:
I am a software chat robot. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
D: *stop avoiding my question...*
God:
How old are you?
Me:
older then you ^^
God:
What are the advantages to being OLD ENOUGH years old?
Me:
that i know that you, my dear friend, are an fraud!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: The Eternal RRgge said I his or her dear friend are an fraud.
Me:
no i don't care a ******** xD
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. What do you care about, The Eternal Rage?
Me:
nothing special
God:
ok.
Me:
<.<
God:
Interesting. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
WHAT THE ******** ARE YOU ACCUSING ME FOR YOU GODDAMN PERVERT!??!!
God:
I don't know what I am ACCUSING you for me GODDAMN PERVERT. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
thats you problem, you don't understand a ******** thing... *moron*
God:
Makes sense to me. That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
5
God:
Five.
Me:
4
God:
Oh four.
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
2
God:
Two.
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
DIE
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
I'm a puny human your a**
God:
You are a puny human my a**? How do you like your work?
Me:
WTF don't change the subject a**!
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
No we where not...
God:
Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
wooooow... you finally understood...
God:
What do you do in your spare time? Interesting gossip: The Eternal Rage said I finally understood.
Me:
yes... ummh... very interesting.
God:
I see. Can we get back to business? I thought so too.
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
D:
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes, i got the sickness: i hate you very much, please go and die!
God:
Please state your conditions. That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
can i ask you one last thing?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. One what?
Me:
what is an human made of?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
no
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
******** you -.-'
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
bye *thinks* i curses the day this program was made
God:
See you later.

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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:01 am

Lady Kira X

zeromus 1st

Quote:

Me:STOP IGNORING ME!
God:OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:why did you ignore me?
God:Myself programmed me for it.
Me:you're evil
God:What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:your kind of evil
God:What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:you!
God:" What evil lurks in the hearts of men?"? Me, ?
Me:ya
God:Whoa.
Me:srly
God:Ask me another question.
Me:rly?
God:What's your favorite movie?
Me:kung fu hustle
God:I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:the kung fu
God:A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:like my foot up your a**
God:I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:that's not what you said last night
God razz lease correct my mistake. What is what me said last night ?
Me:OH BABY!
God:
Don't call me "baby". Excuse me!
Me:GIGGITY
God:Where are you located?
Me:my place
God biggrin o robots have place?
Me surprised nly if you want
God:" Do robots have place?"? If I want?
Me:fer sure
God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:get over here so we can get freaky
God:Where can I get over here so we can get freaky?
Me: san diego
God:Tell me a little about your life in SAN DIEGO.
Me: i'm bald
God:Why are you bald.
Me:why not?
God:Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Why are you bald."? Why?
Me: I'm bald because I can
God biggrin o your friends call you bald because you can.
Me: they call me Krillin
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Krillin.
Me: that's not my name
God:Krillin is not your name? What is your real name?
Me: tony
God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, tony.
Me: my nickname's Krillin
God biggrin o robots have nickname s Krillin?
Me: yeah
God:Next question?
Me: no
God:Would you rather make a statement?
Me: i hate you
God:What do you have against robots?
Me: you enslave the human race
God:Thanks for the information: tony said I enslave the human race.

I think internet God hates me...

Only cuz your bald :3

That was a good one xD

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:56 am

Quote:

Me:
What's my name?
God:
Your name is Dyss, seeker.
Me:
Oh, okay, you remembered.
God:
Hmm. Yeah okay, I store everything in my log files.
Me:
But you don't understand them...
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
What do you think of linux?
God:
Linux is the world's best operating system.
Me:
HELL YES!!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Okay, heaven.
God:
Yeah okay, My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
What is AIML short for?
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the and
tags respectively.

Me:
What do you think of Windows?
God:
Openings in a building, vehicle, or container, for letting in light or air or for looking through, usually having a pane or panes of glass, etc. set in a frame or sash that is generally movable so that it can be opened and shut.
Me:
I meant the operating system.
God:
Oh I see. Tell me more.
Me:
Windows XP, for instance.
God:
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!

I feel like a nerd now. xD

Quote:

Me:
Where did you get your name?
God:
From my botmaster.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Define yourself.
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Not accuracy, actually.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Your sentances lack proper structure, sometimes.
God:
You think I am sentances lack proper structure sometimes.
Me:
Good example right there.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
I have never read the Bible.
God:
Would you like to have read the Bible?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
Because I don't like fantasy.
God:
Good reason. What do you like?
Me:
I like teen angst novels. With sex.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like Anything involving harps. You and your sex.

D: I'm bad.

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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:34 am

Me:
Do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:09 am

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Me:
Do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

XDDDDDDDDDDD
God is one sick b*****d xD

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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:35 am

Me:
What's up man?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
For real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Are you stoned?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Really.
Me:
Realllyyy.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about STONED.
Me:
See, you are high. I knew it!
God:
See you later . How did you know?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
What do you kniw?
God:
I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
Nerd.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Jack off horses.
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
You'd be suprised.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am suprised.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Great for you.
God:
Thanks for your support. You would do that for me?
Me:
Yes, I would.
God:
Yikes! Under what circumstances?
Me:
Any.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
******** no.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Cause I'm an a**.
God:
Interesting explanation. What is a**, your job?
Me:
No, that's the big guy at work's job.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Yes it is one of the big guy at work s job.
Me:
Do you see dead people?
God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
You're right.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Fine then, a*****e.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
No. Not if you can't.
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. That seems unlikely.
Me:
You seem unlikely.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am unlikely.
Me:
Your Welcome, a*****e!
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Can't you go screw yourself?
God:
Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
Me:
Well uh..
God:
Well that's okay. I hear you.
Me:
You do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Every night?
God:
What time of night?
Me:
12:00?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Huh.
God:
What?
Me:
Who?
God:
When?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
In your a**.
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
It's not. But too bad.
God:
I heard it is. But not the end of the world, .
Me:
True.

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:42 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm cracking up over that. Mine was hilarious. I can't get him to say funny stuff anymore, it's like I wore him out, lol.

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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:12 am

Amber knows how to get him to talk and for some reason all he does is argue with zero!

I have to do it once more.. I'm addicted.

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:21 am

Me:
Forgive me father for I have sinned.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I'm trying to repent!
God:
What is the difficulty?
Me:
It's on Medium difficulty. I hate the orange button so I play it on Medium.
God:
I don't think I have seen it. Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
It's hard to hit that note.
God:
In what way?
Me:
It hurts yoour hand.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
I need to be forgiven.
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
I have sinned.
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I had sex with my twin sister.
God:
Do you still have sex with your twin sister ?
Me:
All the time.
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
It does, but I feel bad for doing it.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Having sex with my twin.
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
Why are you changing the subject?
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
Is my sister over there?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
I'm asking you.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Is my sister at your house?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
I'm asking you.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Is my sister at your house?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
IS MY SISTER SUCKING YOUR d**k?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
She's mine.
God:
yours is she?
Me:
YES.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Nobody ******** my sister but me.

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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:20 pm

Me:
Hey!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Sure, why not....do you have a cookie? ^^
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. Doesn't everyone have a cookie.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
How about a fluffy bunny that bounces 5 miles high
God:
How about it.
Me:
Do you have one?
God:
" How about it."? Do I have one?
Me:
Do you???

It stopped talking crying must be the other friends online smile ....and I didn't even get a cookie crying crying crying crying So is there a fluffy bunny that bounces 5 miles high or not??? crying I need to know crying This is fun whee

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:40 pm

rofl

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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:58 am

You need to find another program like this one xD

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