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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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 Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:30 pm
Professor-....aaah... um... redface .... *Fidgets* ...well, is it the magical equivalent of um... Viagra? Er... uh... not that you'd need it! I think. I don't know. I haven't heard anything. Not that I've been listening.
So um..... maybe it does both? Or-
*Pauses, blinks, something occurs to him*
..... waiiiit. *Hands on hips* ...... you're not leading up to asking me to demonstrate, are you? confused
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:10 am
*Reaction to current conversation*....Wow...
....*Snuggles Godfrey, possibly to shush him up for a second with affection*
Hey, Sev...this is.. Eh, advice more so, but...
Our air conditioner is pretty much dead, but we're going out today for most of the afternoon. Should I call today and see if they can come fix it tomorrow, or should I wait until tomorrow morning and call?
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:19 am
Godfrey Potter-Lockhart:
.... stare I assure you, Lockhart, that is not my intention.
And your guesses on its contents are... off. As are your guesses regarding my reasoning in taking it.
Snape Kitty:
Basing my response on your usual tendency to procrastinate - or forget entirely stare - I would suggest phoning them immediately to schedule a maintenance visit for the following morning.
Also, remove your panties and give them to me.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:23 am
Hey, I only forget because I have to take care of all your..."friends"...
I'm not wearing any right now.. It's my day off, remember?
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:57 am
*Snuggles up with Kitty, getting all cozy-comfy 4laugh *
Well I don't need Viagra anyways, or to be any happier.
*Snuggles further up against all the squishy bits*
I'm happy already! ^o^
*Watches the back and forth banter*
..... so what does the potion do, really?
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 6:21 pm
Snape Kitty:
stare
Godfrey Potter-Lockhart:
I would suggest asking your father.
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 12:05 pm
Snape- stare Trust me, Snape. He knows already, he's just playing innocent.
rolleyes
He does it to me all the time............ and it works almost every time too. gonk
So, Snape...... do you like any theatre?
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 12:50 pm
Snape- gonk It's gotten so bad that sometimes I even think innocent thoughts.
So do you like my new signature, Professor? *Shows it off* 4laugh Nazzy made it!
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 9:24 am
iPotter:
I see. stare
You have nothing but the public school system to blame. rolleyes
I have enjoyed the works of Luther Hoddet; he produced such successes as 'Warden the Wandering Warlock' and 'My! My! Manticore!'
Godfrey Potter-Lockhart:
*Whacks him on the back of the head* rolleyes
I would refrain from saying that so loudly; her head tends to swell.
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:26 pm
Snape- Public school system? Wha-? No, Godfrey was privately tutored. 3nodding *Durhurobviously doesn't get anything* Hm... no, he was doing it before then too..... D:
.... Hey! Don't hit my kid! *Picks up the nearest object and throws it at Snape's head- the object being a used pair of someone's boxers, and judging by all the stains and the smell, it's Rowle's*
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:40 pm
Professor: *Flattens his ears, but doesn't seem bothered by being smacked* Aww.... you're just jealous because when ladies see me they squish me against all of their boobies and I see more boob action in a week then you've probably ever seen in twenty years.
*Sticks out tongue playfully*
gonk Professor Snape! Watch out! I'll save you! *Dives/Jumps up to save Snape from the soiled undergarments, likely giving his own life in the act*
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 4:12 pm
Snapey pieeee~! 4laugh
If it wasn't for the fact I know that I'd probably end up maimed, I'd jump in your arms and give you a hug!
Anyways . . . I promised my boyfriend that I'd "make it worth his while" if he went on a camping trip, and well, he went . . . so I need to make it worth his while. What should I do, professor? surprised
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:45 pm
iPotter:
*Flicks his wand, the boxers bursting into flames; the ashes tumble around Godfrey's head but he is otherwise unscathed* stare
Your 'kid' deserves what he receives.
Godfrey Potter-Lockhart:
My interest in your adventures with the female body is virtually nonexistent.
*Tugs on his ear*
Akikko:
stare I am certain he does not appreciate the false advertisement.
That aside, I would suggest something edible. If you are not yet capable of winning a male's heart through his second brain, his stomach is your second best option.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:15 pm
Professor- Daddy never spanked me enough when I was naughty when I was a kid, will you make up for it Professor?
*Coughs*
Excuse me, I think I got some ashes in my mouth. *Makes a face and sticks out his tongue, but then looks back at Snape*
*Ear tugged, grins*
Ooooooh... I see. Okay. *Grins further*
So you want to hear the story about when a Ravenclaw I know and I snuck out after curfew and went down to the lake to make out, and the giant squid ran off with his pajama pants?
((XD I have such a crush on all Snapes, seriously..... >_> If he didn't like the way I spoke, I would beg him to 'teach' me to be better. HAHAHA. YES. WILLING SLAVE HERE.))
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:44 pm
Don't worry, sir, I made it up to him today! heart
Also, I made cookies. So I took your advice anyway! THANKS SNAPEY!
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