Death's Bad Day - an Interactive Story

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

THANATOS: *sneaks away with Ras's money* Foolish satyr... *sees pedestrian* Do you know where I may find a fancy suit?

PEDESTRIAN: Yeah, Macy's is down that way -

THANATOS: Take me there.

PEDESTRIAN: Why?

THANATOS: I am Thanatos, I am the personification of Death.

PEDESTRIAN: So?

THANATOS: You will see me when you die.

PEDESTRIAN: Haha very funny.

THANATOS: What's your name?

PEDESTRIAN: *sarcastically* I'm Hades, Lord of the Dead! And I have fire for hair!

THANATOS: My Lord doesn't have fire for hair.

PEDESTRIAN: Yes he does.  

[White Queen Amata]

Thanatos: No he doesn't!

Pedestrian:Yes he does!

Thanatos: No he doesn't!

All pedestrians happening to be on the street: He totally does! It's in the Hercules movie! Disney made it, so it must be true!

All gods happening to be nearby: No! No! No! Hades doesn't have fire for hair! We know! We're the GODS!

Pedestrians: (roll eyes simultaneously) Disney is always right.

Zeus: (gets thunderbolt ready)

All gods: Do it!

Zeus: (throws thunderbolt)

Pedestrians: NO!

(All pedestrians on that street have been destroyed, and a perfectly washed clean suit magically rises out of the firey destruction rubble.)

Thanatos: (lunges for the suit) At last!

(Falls into a pit of mud and nothingness)

Hades and Hypnos: (cackles) Happy birthday, Thanatos!  

[Herry Rockabore]

THANATOS: I must be dreaming @_@ *squints eyes visciously* But if I'm not so help me I'll...  

[Akherontis]

Interesting. Um...you guys do know that Thanatos and Hypnos are twins, and thus share the same birthday, right?  

[White Queen Amata]

Akherontis

Interesting. Um...you guys do know that Thanatos and Hypnos are twins, and thus share the same birthday, right?

Oops. Hold on...

Hypnos: Yes, it's our birthday, Thanatos, we're 100,000,745 years old!

Thanatos: (groans) I always hated my birthday.

Hades: Come on, celebrate!

Thanatos: (rolls eyes)

Hades: I don't care if it's your birthday, go get my suit!

Thanatos: But you just said...

Hades: NOW!  

[FlickoFly]

Thanatos: Well, that was pointless, and made no sense whatsoever...NOW where was I? Oh yes, finding a Macy's...

Ras: There you are Thanny! I was looking all over for you!

Thanatos: Crap.

Ras: Sorry, did you say something ol' chum? biggrin

Thanatos: Nothing whatsoever. Wait, what happened to the woman from before?

Ras: ...Zeus abducted her. crying

Thanatos: Lovely. Hera will have a field day. stare

Ras: *looks at Thanatos's clothing.* Woah! You look like you fell into a pit of mud and nothingness! surprised

Thanatos: *deadpan* How did you ever guess? stare

Ras: We need to get you a change of clothing! Luckily at the carnival, I bought you a costume!

Thanatos: ...You bought a costume...at a carnival... neutral

Ras: *hands package to Thanatos.* I thought it would make a nice souvenir. sweatdrop

Thanatos: *opens package* ...SWEET MOTHER OF ZEUS!!! eek burning_eyes

Ras: Hey! What did Rhea ever do to you?!  

[olddaysgone]

Thanatos pulls out a clown suit, with yellow,blue and red pooka dots on them.

Thanatos: I refuse to wear this!!

Ras: But it's your colour!

Thanatos: I am a god and should be treated as su-

A car passes by and showers Thanatos in mud

Thanatos:....

Ras: ...The nearest bathroom is that way!! *points in left direction*

*At Macy's*

Ras and Thanatos in his clown suit walks into Macy's

Children: Mommy! I wanna play with the clown and his goat boy!

Ras: *laughs* They called you a goat boy

Thanatos: *growls*

Thanatos walks to an employee, while Ras goes to flirt with a hot teenager.

Thanatos: Excuse do you have anymore black ties?

Employee: Nope we ran out!

Thanatos: Black sunglasses

Employee: Sorry out!

Thanatos: Maybe you have a *takes out piece of paper* Ble-ck Bar-ee

Employee: A Blackberry? We ran out of those months ago!

Thanatos: YOU FOOLISH MORTALS!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Employee: No reason to fuss! Jeez! I'll get someone else to help you *SHOUTS* Keira!

Keira: *walks into scene* I know you!

Thanatos: Oh Zeus no!

Ras: Keira!! *rushes to hug her, but she punches him instead*

Keira: You brought him along too?!

Thanatos: He just follows me

Later....

Keira: Well I found this in storage *gives Thanatos a box*

Thanatos: *opens* A tie! Perfect!

Ras: I shall now reward you with a kiss

Keira: You touch me, I'll shove one of your horns up your butt!

Ras: Oooh Fiesty!

Thanatos: Come Ras! We most find the sunglasses and phone else where!

Kiera: Wait! Take me with you!

Thanatos and Ras at the same time: T: NO! R: YES!

Kiera: *ignores Ras* Why?

Thanatos: You're a mortal, I deal only with gods and satrys!

Kiera: You're a racist!

Thanatos: Come again...

Kiera: *shouts to everyone in store* GUYS THIS PERSON IS A RACISTS!

Everyone: *looks at Thanatos*

Thanatos: Shush Mortal, or I will have Hades smite you!

Kiera: Thats right! A big fat rac-

Thanatos: Fine mortal! You can come!

Keira: Ok! Never mind!

Ras: Yay! Now we can be together forever! My best friend and my girl friend!

Keira: I'm not your girlfriend!  

[Akherontis]

Oh, I'd forgotten about this! It's funny how quickly the ancient site of Cumae, Italy turned into suburban America. xd  

[olddaysgone]

I was trying to start it back again!  

[Akherontis]

Oh, I didn't mean it like that. It had turned into a romp through suburban America long ago. ^^: