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 Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:39 pm
because i ate it ^_^
Why can't we go to the moon?
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:40 pm
the scientists are afraid that the aliens will probe our "highly" trained astronauts rolleyes
if ma' has 3 teeths and billy has 7 teeths, then why did rufus the dog finish bobby's home work?
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:04 pm
Because Chuck Norris knocked out their teeth and told the dog to do the homework or the same thing would happen to him.
Why?
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:35 pm
why not?
paris hilton took an IQ test, she got a -5 , they gave the sam test to a candy braclet and a shovel and they scored a +55.
what is the legal IQ# for a mentally challenged person?
BTW, that story is most likly true, u all know it...
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:54 pm
The standard I.Q. for a mentally challenged person is 1,000,000,000. It seems Paris Hilton is just an average person.
Why do I not like peanut butter?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:07 pm
because you prefer the taste of a raw jelly sandwich
hubba bubba bubble gum, what dose the hubba bubba stand for?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:08 pm
Strifer Farhaven The standard I.Q. for a mentally challenged person is 1,000,000,000. It seems Paris Hilton is just an average person. Why do I not like peanut butter? cause you don't have chocolate to go with it.
Hubba Bubba stands for the guys in prison that raped the inventor of the gum
meep?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:39 pm
Because apples are good.
If 2y=7x, what is the ratio of x to y?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:09 pm
apple sauce
if the grass is green and the sky is blue what colour is the ocean?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:45 pm
clear 3nodding
If ralph and bob got on two different trains at the same time heading to the same town. Why did bob get sexually molested by a gorilla?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:33 pm
Because the truck driver decided that he had drank too much to go to work today.
What would hitler do?
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:44 pm
He'd ask what would Brain Boitano do.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:28 am
He was racing the chicken.
Why did the child go to the ER?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:00 pm
Because his mommy didn't throw him down the stairs for once.
What is the meaning of life?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:08 pm
To fart. continuously.
Why are you on Gaia?
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