As the spring breeding season approaches, Mind The Gap has set up shop near the message board. He's painting up your personal ads, so if you're interested, get posting!
If you were a Pokémon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
Single Coffee male scavenger seeks female for adventure, companionship, and fun! I enjoy picking through the game store’s dumpster, stealing French fries, and polishing my collection of shiny objects. I’ve been told that I put the cool in Tentacool- why don’t you come by and see if that’s true? Contact Pokémon Cards, Happy Hour’s flock.
Boombastic!
I’m a single female inventor, coffee by breed, and I’m looking for a male who’s got a great sense of humor and an open mind. If you like to tinker, crack jokes, and have a good time, great- so do I! Please no ink snobs. Looking forward to meeting you, Chernobyl Catastrophe!, Happy Hour’s flock.
All You Need Is Love…
And that’s all I need, too!
You know how they say that everybody’s got something to hide (except for me and my monkey)? Well, that’s not true for this bird! No siree, I’m Mother Nature’s son and have no secrets. Well, except one. Do you want to know a secret? Here it is: Plain and simple, I wanna be your man. Tell me why we’d be perfect, and I’ll give you all my loving. You’ll be fixing a hole in my life, girl. I got to get you into my life, and if you take a chance on me, you won’t see me doing anything to make you run for your life. Now, you can’t buy me love- money and trinkets are not all I want. I’m happy just to dance with you and let it be the two of us. I’ve got a feeling that we’ll be flying the blue jay way any time at all. I’m no fool on the hill; I haven’t got a ticket to ride, so to speak. I’m a true-blue friend through and through, and I’ll never shout or give you no reply.
So fly on over and let me speak words of love eight days a week.
Don’t pass me by and don’t let me down.
You know my name- Strawberry Fields, living the life of a flock-free day tripper down in the park.
They Call Me Dr. Love
Hello. Ladies. Look to your boyfriend, now back to me, now back to your boyfriend. Sadly, he is not me. And it is unlikely that unless he is a fluffy doctor, he will ever be me. My name is Rubles to Pounds, and I am a male Jacobin seeking a female to spend my days with. My activities outside of work include flying over the park, watching sunsets, and sitting on top of statues. I like to have intellectual conversations and talk about medicine. Appearances mean little to me, but I must insist upon one point- I am of noble lineage and it is my duty to the flock to choose a mate of similar social status. So while I am sure that there are thieves with lovely personalities… well, we simply cannot be together. That is just the way it is.
Should you be interested, contact me at Half Price’s flock.
I’ll Give You A Hot Dog…
If you can say my name right! My name is Tír na nÓg, but you can just call me Noggy. I’m a single foggy femme, looking for a male companion. I’m a nanny, so it would be best if you wanted kids! I like popcorn, people-watching, and visiting subway stations. Contact me at Baker’s flock if you’re interested!
Bridging The Gap
Single foggy fella seeks a brave lady to love/test new ink patterns on. Somebody with a love of colour and stories would just make my day. I’m a cheery bird and rarely in a bad mood. I’m known to be a little surprising, though- you’ll never know when you’ll end up with flowers in your nest or breakfast at the roost! If you’re interested, drop me a line at Baker’s flock.
