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 Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 6:51 am
Liek These aren't exactly jokes, but they're pretty cool. ^_^ They're chalk drawings on the pavement.   Wow... eek they look all 3Dish.....cool...
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:22 am
Joke! I finally found one that doesn't suck too much...
How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
(Mwahah. ^_^)
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:12 pm
I Love this joke:
A panda walks into a diner, orders a meal, and eats it quietly. He gets up, shoots the waiter in the knee, and exits the diner without another word.
The same panda returns the next day. The owner stops him at the door and say, "Why the hell did you shoot my waiter yesterday?"
The Panda replies, "Look me up in the encyclopedia."
THe owner goes and gets an encyclopedia and there in the Panda entry, under diet it says, 'Eats shoots and leaves."
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:15 pm
Angel Indeed I Love this joke: A panda walks into a diner, orders a meal, and eats it quietly. He gets up, shoots the waiter in the knee, and exits the diner without another word. The same panda returns the next day. The owner stops him at the door and say, "Why the hell did you shoot my waiter yesterday?" The Panda replies, "Look me up in the encyclopedia." THe owner goes and gets an encyclopedia and there in the Panda entry, under diet it says, 'Eats shoots and leaves." hah!
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:18 pm
Liek Joke! I finally found one that doesn't suck too much... How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! (Mwahah. ^_^) *Smacks Liek* scream
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:19 pm
Master_of_Shadow Liek Joke! I finally found one that doesn't suck too much... How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! (Mwahah. ^_^) *Smacks Liek* scream
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:12 am
I never said it was a bad thing to be a pervert! ::snicker::
If you guys want to do that kind of thing with lightbulbs, I'm not going to try and stop you! In fact, I'm just gonna be over here. Waaaaaay over here.
Did I really deserve to get hit? ::Big watery puppy eyes:: You're so meeeeean! ::Sniffle::
Another joke! This one is sick... ^_^;;
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Say sorry and wipe it off.
That one's from my brother. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:26 pm
Angel Indeed I Love this joke: A panda walks into a diner, orders a meal, and eats it quietly. He gets up, shoots the waiter in the knee, and exits the diner without another word. The same panda returns the next day. The owner stops him at the door and say, "Why the hell did you shoot my waiter yesterday?" The Panda replies, "Look me up in the encyclopedia." THe owner goes and gets an encyclopedia and there in the Panda entry, under diet it says, 'Eats shoots and leaves." Oh, my goodness. That used to my favorite, yet I haven't heard it since Elementary school. For that, you get an honourary hug. Thanks.
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 10:15 am
.~[Radioactive sheep]~. Fisshu Ninjara Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two if they're small enough. ....this seems to be one of those jokes where I won't understand it forever, then wake up randomly in the middle of the night understanding the punchline completely. sweatdrop Lol, i so that , but i'll explain it to you. Screw=Shag/have sex 3nodding So if the mice are small enough they can have sex inside the lightbulb mrgreen Now bow down to my smartness! lol *bows* oh holy sheep-ness....
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 10:26 am
Liek I never said it was a bad thing to be a pervert! ::snicker:: If you guys want to do that kind of thing with lightbulbs, I'm not going to try and stop you! In fact, I'm just gonna be over here. Waaaaaay over here. Did I really deserve to get hit? ::Big watery puppy eyes:: You're so meeeeean! ::Sniffle:: Another joke! This one is sick... ^_^;; What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Say sorry and wipe it off. That one's from my brother. 3nodding aahh... that one's funny xp
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:05 pm
Ok, how about this one:
Two blonds walk into a bar. But after the first one did, you would think the other would duck. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:49 pm
Desirable Yuki Master_of_Shadow Liek Joke! I finally found one that doesn't suck too much... How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! (Mwahah. ^_^) *Smacks Liek* scream LMAO HAHAHAHa
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:53 pm
((Your jokes are all so good! Mine suck, but I'll post a few anyway!))
OK, a boy was staying at a cabin w/ his grandparents and parents. While he was walking by his grandparents room he heard *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* "Grandma, Granpa what are you doing in there?"
"We're ah...., ummm, playing poker!"
"Can I join you?"
"No, maybe when you get a little older you'll find someone to play with!"
"ok" He muttered and began walking down the hall, and then hear *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* from his parents room!
"Mom, Dad, what are you going in there?"
"We're.......playing...poker! son!"
"Can I join you?"
"No, maybe when you get a little older you'll find someone to play with!"
"Ok" he muttered and went back to his room! Later when his parents and grandparents came out they were walking by his room and heard *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* from his room! "What the hell?" They all wondered His dad knocked on the door ,"What are you doing in there son?"
"Playing poker" he answered
"Don't you need two ppl to play?"
"Not w/ a hand like this!" He replied!
((Bad I know!))
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:51 pm
Dkshadow89 Desirable Yuki Master_of_Shadow Liek Joke! I finally found one that doesn't suck too much... How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! (Mwahah. ^_^) *Smacks Liek* scream LMAO HAHAHAHa Mind sharing what you find so funny?
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:53 pm
Devils_white_wings ((Your jokes are all so good! Mine suck, but I'll post a few anyway!)) OK, a boy was staying at a cabin w/ his grandparents and parents. While he was walking by his grandparents room he heard *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* "Grandma, Granpa what are you doing in there?" "We're ah...., ummm, playing poker!" "Can I join you?" "No, maybe when you get a little older you'll find someone to play with!" "ok" He muttered and began walking down the hall, and then hear *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* from his parents room! "Mom, Dad, what are you going in there?" "We're.......playing...poker! son!" "Can I join you?" "No, maybe when you get a little older you'll find someone to play with!" "Ok" he muttered and went back to his room! Later when his parents and grandparents came out they were walking by his room and heard *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* from his room! "What the hell?" They all wondered His dad knocked on the door ,"What are you doing in there son?" "Playing poker" he answered "Don't you need two ppl to play?" "Not w/ a hand like this!" He replied! ((Bad I know!)) But DAMN! That IS bad! xd
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