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 Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:51 pm
^Gets a life-size portrait of... whatever American president is on the dollar bill. Signed by Michael Jackson.
(Hey, I don't know presidents, I'm Canadian... and yes, I had to have MJ in that.)
*puts a CD in the slot instead of a coin, pokes the button*
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:46 am
^Gets a fully functional digital jukebox that's only 3 inches tall and plays ONLY Elvis music, and nothing else.
*puts a dinner plate into the slot, and presses button with fork*
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:31 pm
^Gets a lifetime supply of leftovers
(I think I'll get tired of Elvis soon....)
*inserts a piece of paper cut in the shape of a coin. Which has, scrawled in pencil, on it "one dolla"*
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:13 pm
^ Gets aluminum grill for mouth that says "gangsta" on it.
*shoves a round chunk of bread into the machine, back fists the button*
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:51 am
^Gets fish. And more bread.
Biblical reference there... >.<
*pushes a round used teabag into the machine, pokes the button with a stick*
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:31 pm
Xylbaiyu ^Gets fish. And more bread.
Biblical reference there... >.<
*pushes a round used teabag into the machine, pokes the button with a stick*
*shoves a cell phone into the slot, and presses button with elbow*
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:10 pm
^ gets a book with no pages in it.
*puts a man hole in the coin slot
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:03 pm
^ Gets a very pissed off alligator that attacks him on sight
*Crumples then flattens a dollar bill and forces it into the coin slot*
How did a man hole fit and this dollar bill won't? gonk
*Puts a flat rock in instead*
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:18 am
DerZuhalter ^ Gets a very pissed off alligator that attacks him on sight *Crumples then flattens a dollar bill and forces it into the coin slot* How did a man hole fit and this dollar bill won't? gonk *Puts a flat rock in instead*
^Gets an accurate replica of a real boulder.
*forces left shoe into the coin slot, and pushes button with shoulders*
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:04 pm
ping-rose DerZuhalter ^ Gets a very pissed off alligator that attacks him on sight *Crumples then flattens a dollar bill and forces it into the coin slot* How did a man hole fit and this dollar bill won't? gonk *Puts a flat rock in instead*
^Gets an accurate replica of a real boulder.
*forces left shoe into the coin slot, and pushes button with shoulders*^get a shoelace that looks like it is over 10 years old *finds a penny and inserts it
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:41 pm
DerZuhalter ping-rose DerZuhalter ^ Gets a very pissed off alligator that attacks him on sight *Crumples then flattens a dollar bill and forces it into the coin slot* How did a man hole fit and this dollar bill won't? gonk *Puts a flat rock in instead*
^Gets an accurate replica of a real boulder.
*forces left shoe into the coin slot, and pushes button with shoulders*^get a shoelace that looks like it is over 10 years old *finds a penny and inserts it
*forces a notebook cut into a circle shape ( filled with awful rants and poetry ) and pushes button with 3 foot long pencil*
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:11 pm
^ Gets a fat 14 y/o whiny emo guy
*smash ping into the shape of the coin hole and puts her in*
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:14 pm
^ Receives a ping pong ball.
*puts some fleas into the hole, scratches and presses button*
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:20 am
Saitiyo-Agito ^ Receives a ping pong ball. *puts some fleas into the hole, scratches and presses button* ^Gets a bunch of dead fleas with little pins in them *puts a coin in
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:35 pm
DerZuhalter Saitiyo-Agito ^ Receives a ping pong ball. *puts some fleas into the hole, scratches and presses button* ^Gets a bunch of dead fleas with little pins in them *puts a coin in
.... sweatdrop Sorry. I guess I got a little violent there in my enthusiasm. Yea, enthusiasm, that's it. I was overly enthusiastic. Really. Here, have an aspirin. ninja
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