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tiny broken fingers Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:11 pm
How many kids does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call 1 black guy on the moon? Problem.
What do you call 2 black guys on the moon? Big problem.
What do you call all the black people in America on the moon? Problem solved.
...heh biggrin
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:50 am
the girl at the show said she wouldn't come home with me unless I could give her nine inches and make it hurt. So I ******** her three times and punched her in the face
How do you stop little kids from falling down open man holes? Why you throw a javelin through their head of course.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:25 pm
Did you know Helen Keller had a pink dollhouse in her back yard?
neither did she
How do you punish Helen Keller?
rearrange the furniture
how else do you punish Helen Keller?
leave the plunger in the toilet
What was Helen Keller's dog's name?
yereaauurooououuu
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:29 am
Why wasn't Helen Keller allowed to drive?
cause she's a woman whee
How do you stop a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off of their head
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tiny broken fingers Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:17 am
What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
A bench can support a family.
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:49 am
Q: What's green and smells of pork?
A: Kermit the Frog's finger.
Q: What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of baked beans?
A: You can offload the babies with a pitchfork.
Q: How many metal fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: All of them - one to actually change the lightbulb and the rest to argue over whether the old one was better or not.
Q: What's blue and ******** old people?
A: Pneumonia.
Q: What's blue and ******** babies?
A: Me in my blue ******** costume.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume.
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