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 Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:15 pm
Unfortunately, you're allergic to stuffing.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:41 pm
Fortunately, I'm not in the story, so Fred could run away without his way out being obstructed by one more person.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:00 pm
unfortunately, the only place to run to was a busy highway and Fred was still without clothes.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:43 pm
Fortunately, he was picked-up by a trucker.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:13 pm
Unfortunately, the trucker was a nudist, and was not the nicest thing to see nude. Fred goes partially blind.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:26 pm
Fortunately,since he was now partially blind he could no longer see the trucker
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:29 am
Unfortunately, he could not see that the trucker was taking him to an undisclosed location.
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:39 pm
Fortunately that undisclosed location is 'Lover's Look Out.' (What? Fred is gay after all.)
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:45 pm
Unfortunately, the trucker gets pulled over for speeding and arrested for indecent exposure. Fred too.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:17 pm
fortunately, the cop turned out to be an old friend of Fred's and was able to get him out of his current predicament.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:48 pm
Unfortunately, the only clothing the officer could give Fred was a chicken suit.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:05 pm
Fortunately, the chicken suit allowed Fred to get a job at Bary's Barn-O-Cluck!
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:35 pm
Unfortunately, several small children laughed at him and threw chicken tenders at him.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:25 pm
Fortunately, the place had decent chicken, so Fred caught most of them and put them in a bag to eat later.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:41 pm
Unfortunately, the chicken was not prepared correctly that day by the new chef and Fred got food poisoning when he ate the chicken tenders.
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