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 Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:37 pm
On the first day of band, everyone gets ready for rehearsal. Its hectic but not everyone is in the class. Our bitchy (talkative) band teacher kept on rambling on about music philosophy or something. Someone shouts outside. " Beaaaaaa! " threw their bookbag to the ground. it was tristan this dude who plays clarinet. the trumpet player behind me says, " And... back to normal " We wasted the day on stupid stuff that 4th graders could play and at the end everyone tried to fit through the door but we got stuck and had to single file out.
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:31 am
Ryan,Brian and Scott share a trombone locker. I own my own.
Scott's king was on the bottom,Ryan's Yamaha was in the middle and Brian's was on top! xD In a trombone slot, together, o_o.
Then afew hours later, I go back to get my trombone and Ryan,Scott and Brian's trombones got mved into tiny slots! xD
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:57 am
i have a crazy band teacher who got relly mad at us last year because when ever we stopped playing so she could say something we just kept on talking. She got so mad at us she threw her stool against the wall yelled at us and said pack up and sit down no talking. for the last thirty minutes of class we just sat there while she just randomly strted lceaning and doing her own thing. then 5 minutes before the end of class she just sunddenly yelled real loud OMG!. She never told us why she just came and yelled at us some more aft er that and the bell rang si she let us go. IT WAS SO FUNNY AND YET SO WIERD.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:30 pm
Band Practice: Monday(Today) : Scott and Ryan either forgot or don't want to be Section Leader or Band Manager because I was the only trombone giving a paper in. xD
Me and Scott had to share a stand. I was nice to him. xD
He just used "As the Dawn breaks"...
He put back As the Dawn breaks for me.. How sweet...NEVERMIND!!*Gets killed*
Then he got out Basic Band warm ups and all my papers almost came out. Scott: Sorry. Me:Oh no, Don't apologize Scott. He almsot dropped everything, including my pencil, which he handed to me. :3
Ryan was singing "76 Trombones". '76 Trombones' is the only lyric he knows.. xD So he was repeating that.
Scot must get Tenor and Soprano mixed up. .___. Scott:My trombone's a soprano. Me:No. Its a tenor: Soprano is smaller. Ryan: Soprano is smallest...? Me razz iccolo Trombone is smallest.(See??!! I know my stuff! ) Please note, we weren't arguing we were having a trombone talk.
When Mr.H was speaking, I wanted Band Practice(Monday) told Scott he sucked at rhythm beats. We had to clap them... It was Marcus's turn and when he was done.. Scott said this! Scott: *Coughs* You suck(In a low voice). Same to Georgia: *Cough*You fail. biggrin
Marcus and Georgia were fighting because both want to play Bari Sax.. I can't imagine tiny marcus holding a Bari sax. xD
Trumpets and Flutes had to play together for Mr.H. Marcus clapped for Jake.
Billy,Mike and Jake keep talking about Runescape.
The trumpets say "Good job exesema(sp? That rash...)!" xDDDDD
We had to breathe and hiss. o__o Billy was making hilarious noises such as screeching while hissing! xDD
At the end of band... Ryan was upset because Scott didn't talk to him. Ryan: *In a 4 year old voice* Nobody talks to me... 76 Trombones... xDDD
Lessons:
Scott's trombone almost fell.
Mrs.Huggens(Aka Huggies xD) announced that there was gonna be a fir drill... ;__; Mr.Hanna: We got out that door and scream and panic when the drill goes off. xD
Mr.H: Oh great! The firedrill is right on stage! D<
Scott was scared of the firedrill the whole lesson period. biggrin
Mr.H asked me if I had a problem with holding my trombone, I said no. Then he said "Compared to a saxophone, the TRombone is light....*throws in air and catches it* O__o
Brian quit band just because of Student Council. Scott was mad, "How can you quit band for SC? Band is fun!" Were gonna try getting Brian back.. :]
Scott was REALLY REALLY worried about the firedrill, Mr.Hanna:Skadi[Me], can you play F? Scott:15 MINUTES TIL THE FIRE DRILL!! D: xD
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:08 pm
Mr. L. actually said c**p in our class.
Ifeona's trumpet case almost fell of her lap and she said, " Oh snap! " and the same thing ahppened to all the trumpet cases like dominoes.
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:07 am
We have a dirty band/guard(who doesn't). In guard we had orgy explained to us. One guardo got a new rifle and decided she wanted to name it dilldo (she didn't know what it meant) she said she'd heard it somewhere and thought it sounded cool. Wonderful kind people that we were we sniggered behind her back and when she asked us why what does it mean we told it it was just funny because its the name of a plant. She got really mad when she finally found someone who would tell her the truth.
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:26 pm
the funnyies thing happened in band
our tuba player,Garrick, that tunes the band horriblely was absent and so we had Paul, our other tuba player, he tuned the band perfectly and it was his frist shot too! ok heres the funny part we where talking about other insturments that can tune the band we went to oboe to violin then our piccolo player, kara, raises her hand and says "Can the piccolo tune the band," and our band director, Mr. B says "The day the piccolo tunes the band is when the he dies!" lololol xD comment me on my profile or pm me if u read this.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:05 pm
A couple days ago, our BD, Mr. Eddleman (or for me, Mr. Hitler) had his cellphone on and it rang in class. We wern't suppose to have cellphones in Band, and he broke it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:46 pm
okay so in wind ensemble (first period) we walk in after mr. h unlocks the door and these to guys run up to the white erase board. one guy write "today is national talk like a pirate day" then the other draws a picture of a pirate with a word bubble saying "yar" mr. h walks up and goes "why did you write that on my board?" then one of the boys answer "because its true me matey!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:02 pm
chellybear10 okay so in wind ensemble (first period) we walk in after mr. h unlocks the door and these to guys run up to the white erase board. one guy write "today is national talk like a pirate day" then the other draws a picture of a pirate with a word bubble saying "yar" mr. h walks up and goes "why did you write that on my board?" then one of the boys answer "because its true me matey!" Lawl. We have a white board too. =O Its only for Mr.Hanna to write on. ;__; It would be awesome if we could write on it...
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:37 pm
Mr. L lets alot of pl write on it...or we write on it without him noticing!_!
if only someone went as far as stripping down to undergarments...i would post it-definitly!
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:56 pm
Has anyone heard of the Breathing Gym? Its just a bunch of brersthing exercises and some of them get really funny. Well, during band camp we were doing it and one of the exercises called for everyone to suck in as much air as they could then suck in little little bits of air making a slurp noise. It was hilarious since everyone was on their toes with the weirdest faces. HILARIOUS.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:15 pm
I have way too many, our band is so weird. So here's the most recent.
After marching the pregame show, the band always leaves the track through the same gate (the one we come in) and they lock it after we've left.
Well, at the last football game, somebody locked the gate while we were wtill out on the track. We went to march out the gate and had to stop and wait because no body seemed to know where the key was. It was really awkward.
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:11 pm
George and Marcus are Band Managers! O____O Me and Scott: o___o How?
I had to share my stand,music and pencil with Scott. WOOT!!! I lurve Scott!! *Gets shot in the chest*Scott forgot his music and his darn pencil. D< *smacks imaginary scott*
Mr.Hanna did the "Band Pyramid"! YAY!! >:^D
Top: Flutes and Bells
Mid:Alto/Tenor Sax,Horns and Clarinet
Low:Trombones and Baritone Sax.
Mr.Hanna left out trumpets. xD
We had to do Chromatic Scale for our clef(Clarinets,Flutes,All Sax,Trumpets and Percussion=Treble and Trombones are the only bass clefy users, exception for Timpani.). Somebody pointed it out that it was wrong. Mr.Hanna:My handwriting might be bad, but my music isn't. 83 So true(He owns on the Clarinet)
Scott almost touched my hand, that always happens..(Everybody:Yeah right.. Me:NU! D: I'm telling the truth! )
Scott was looking at me when I was staring into space. xDD
Taylor didn't carry my case to the Trombone seats.
Carly and Laura are now "Trombones". They said so. So they assembled their flutes at the trombone seats.
Scott almost sat on my lap, no joke. xDD I didn't know where he was sitting, so I was about to sit in his seat and he almost sat on me so I moved and he had "Teh Comfy Horn Seat that makes me jealous, why do HORNS need the comfy seats they use rotary valves and we use slides, we need to protest for comfy seats in the band room for everyone!"
Jake's tuning slide keeps coming off his trumpet at random times.
Mr.Hanna told the Percussion section(Jaymir,Isaac,Steven,Thomas a Nick(Not the autisitic kid).) where to put their mallets and "little thingys". Georgia,Alex and Marcus took it wrong and yelled "Little thinys?!(A perverted joke...Cough)" >___>
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:14 pm
SummerRepublic Has anyone heard of the Breathing Gym? Its just a bunch of brersthing exercises and some of them get really funny. Well, during band camp we were doing it and one of the exercises called for everyone to suck in as much air as they could then suck in little little bits of air making a slurp noise. It was hilarious since everyone was on their toes with the weirdest faces. HILARIOUS. I have. We have to get as much air as we can and hiss. Most people make retarded noises. .___.
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