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Angel of Forgotten Souls
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:27 pm



"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it againt me wink ??

Talk about old - that is as old as my mother!!!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:28 pm




Ok ... now mind you my brother is a huge World of Warcraft player and every night and every weekend my house is full of the same kinda freaks ...lol...

Here are some of the pick- ups I get ...



Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?

I've heard that you are an Epic mount.

You can summon my Imp!

Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low.


Are these not nuts or what ??????

 

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:29 pm


Axroh-Infinity
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?



lol...Im part irish for real...lol ... does this uh mean cause Im a girl... umm I stick my fingers down his throat or in his... ahm... .. his ear....lol
PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:24 pm


Heavens Forgotten Angel

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it againt me wink ??

Talk about old - that is as old as my mother!!!



Isnt that a song...lol!!! But yes I have heard this pick up line... and well it didnt work on me!!! lol I just told him 'If I said you were annoying would you go away?' ...lol... suffice to say the conversation ended quite quickly

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:17 pm


Oh yea I'm back with more ....hahahahaha

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.


Be unique and different, say yes.


mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen
PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:19 pm


And the best of all time!

F**k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? mrgreen mrgreen

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:21 pm


Oops I have a few more!

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

eek eek eek eek eek
PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:42 pm


Heres another impossibly stupid one....lol...

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

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Angel of Forgotten Souls
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:08 pm




Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

eek
PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:10 pm




I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!! lol


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Angel of Forgotten Souls
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:12 pm




This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
talk2hand

PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:14 pm




Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it. wink wink


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:23 pm


I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:26 pm




Which one of the Spice girls are you?



((You messed up my 5 in a row bozo...lol))

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