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 Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:23 pm
I stick my head in it and drown
I drop some piss
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:52 pm
I pick up the piss and drink it. Unfortunately I cut myself on the glass and bleed to death.
I drop a hand grenade.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:49 pm
I pick up the hand grenade, wrap it in a box, and give it to a (not-so) friend as a gift.
Being the wonderful (hypothetical) person they are, they regift it to their friend, and so on.
However, some smart guy takes the gift box through airport security, they find the grenade inside, and trace the source back to me.
They call me a terrorist and I get the death penalty.
Just after my last meal, I drop a slice of pizza as I am led into the room in which I am killed.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:10 am
I manage to sneak into the place where the pizza was dropped, and as I bend to pick it up, someone drops a can of arsenic and it goes everywhere, including on the pizza.
Well, the person who dropped said arsenic lies and tells me it was parmesan cheese. So I eat the pizza and die a slow, painful death.
As I die, I drop an empty bottle of mountain dew out of a random window on accident.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:53 am
I am surprised when an emplty soda bottle drops on my head form the sky
"...Where the heck'd that come from?!"
I ask myself, looking up.
I abandon my search for answers
and fill the bottle with water from a nearby stream.
Across the water was a unicorn.
I stared at the creature in awe
o_o
But this made the unicorn's girlfriend jealous
and she impaled me with her horn,
killing me.
I seemed to have misplaced my map though...
I must have dropped it along the way.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:53 am
I find a map out of nowhere, and I follow it. After 3 weeks, I find out that I'm the Underworld. I start thinking, "WTF?" Then I realized I had the map upside down... The map was supposed to direct me to Comic-Con.
The demons see me, and kill me with a thousand cuts. As I lay dying from my wounds, one of the demons jacked my studded belt, but dropped it because he tripped and did a faceplant.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:16 pm
In my deadly journey into the underworld to complete an equally deadly quest, I notice something shiny on the blackened lava formations of the underworld floor.
I pick it up and see that it is a belt. I put it on, but however it has been touched by demons and has thus been implanted with a curse.
I am forced to trip and do a faceplant every time I take a step, and in my terrible condition I faceplant myself into some burning magma. burning_eyes
I drop a dragon egg I had found on my quest.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:11 pm
I pick up the dragon egg as the mother arrives to retrieve it and I am promptly turned into BBQ.
My ashes drop to the pavement.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:24 pm
As I'm walking along the street to get to my dentist's appointment, I see a bunch of ashes fall to the pavement.
I try to sniff 'em because I think maybe it's cocaine, and as I bend to sniff at em, I get sideswiped by a random SUV.
As I splat all over the guy's windshield, I drop a quarter.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:02 pm
I see a quarter and pick it up. Later I use it in a vending machine. It explodes.
I drop my skull.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:10 pm
I pick up a skull and say
"hey look! movie props!" =D
I sell it to a up-and-coming hollywood film-maker
to use in his remake of Indiana Jones.
However, the person who's skull it was
hated Indiana Jones and came back to avenge this
Mass murder o_o
I dropped my favorite inking pen gonk
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:35 pm
I pick up the pen and write a long letter to my long-lost cousin in Spain.
I finish it, send it, and am walking home from the post office when I see a gangsta grafitti-ing on a black wall, so I decide to scribble it out with the black pen.
The gangsta sees this and shoots me up for destroying his art.
gonk
I drop a book of stamps I got at the post office.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:15 pm
I pick up the stamps and go to mail a letter in thanks for some gift. I get out of the post office and find myself in traffic due to distraction from the remaining stamps as they were very pretty. I get hit and taken to the hospital. I die there from internal injuries.
I dropped a bag of chips just before I stepped into the street.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:04 pm
I crunch up the chips before snorting them; which blocks my nasal passage and throat so I choke to death.
I drop a severed human foot on the ground before I fly away.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:44 pm
The severed human foot trips me and I am impaled upon the pointy tail of a kitten.
My blood runs out and covers the sidewalk.
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