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 Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:06 pm
great, now where the ******** am I supposed to buy my furniture now...hell no I'm going to sears
mum, I tore dad's nuts off
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:19 pm
-Light Twin Keroberos- great, now where the ******** am I supposed to buy my furniture now...hell no I'm going to sears mum, I tore dad's nuts off
mum I unleased a wild pack of ninjas in chicago ninja
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:43 pm
Well you'd better start rounding them all up...
Mum a I got a Llama to eat all your hair...
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:53 pm
it's alright, I always wondered how it would be like to be bald like your father
mum, I accidentally flushed your purse down the toilet
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:49 am
that's ok! *carries you* please be a dear and get it for me, ok? *tosses in the sewers*
mom, i broke your legs!
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:12 pm
O.O that explains the pain
mum...I killed Britany Spears
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:28 pm
That's alright. You did my job anyways xD Mum, i wrecked your car.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:00 am
thanks! now i have a reason to buy a new one!
mom i sold our house!
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:15 am
time for you too get a job!
mum, I let a buch of ehanced roaches loose in the house
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:07 pm
*Hands a fly swatter and a can of fly spray* You'd better start getting them all out now before I call Aunt Margret...
Mum I planned 9/11...
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:39 am
why didn't you tell me! i could have helped you!!
mom i turned you into a cyborg while you were sleeping!
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:38 pm
Oh good. These new parts will make my revenge SO much easier.
Mom, I've bought Chernobyl.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:04 am
*looks like a fall-out zombie* darn it! just when i had a facial!!
mom! i brought a t-rex with me!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:19 pm
great...now take this camera show him to your dad and take pictures of the T-Rex eating your father
mum, I got you fired
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:07 am
Great Job I hated that place... Now here is the papers for the last week... you are going to circle every job that you think would be good for me... there must be more then 50 of them circled! And I'll see if you did good enough... if not you'll do it for the next 2 months =)
Mum, I feed the dog some blue pills...
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