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Once again cane met cane as Esoteric blocked Chaos' blow with his own wepon. Eso danced about the ring as if he were some fancy sword fighter. Making his way to thr trashcan carried by Snypa Esoreached in with his off hand, and brought out... A BULLWHIP! The whip cracked as Esoteric snapped it out.

"Ready yourself Chaos! For this is the end of you!"

Left alone still, Freddie got bored. He watched Esoteric bring out the whip just in front of him and threaten Chaos with it. Since Freddie was standing behind Esoteric he thought now would be a perfect time for an attack. Freddie ran up to him and attempted to hit him in the back of the head, with the ring bell!

Atrocity slowly rolls out of the way of the extinguisher while Snypa picks up a trash can and a steel chair and attempts to put the can over Cartwright's head.

Growing up as a little boy in Samoa, you have to have a dream. Before Samoa Dan smoked his first bowl, he had a different dream.

That dream was T-ball.

Samoa doesn't offer much. Most boys dreamed of fire dancing, but not Samoa Dan. Oh no. He wanted to be on the T-ball team. And when he was 11 years old that dream was finally realized... Not only was the dream realized, Dan excelled!

Mind you it's easy to win when the rest of your opponents are 5 year olds. But anyway. Dan, although he has moved onto higher aspirations in life, still didn`t forget his first dream.... A McDonalds Happy Meal... Mmm... Munchies... Oh. And there was T-ball too. And now, with his kendo stick in hand and other opponents felled, Dan was set on using all of the skill he could muster on a home run... Right on Casey`s balls.

*Chaos laughs at Eso*

Chaos: Please, you think that's gonna scare me? You see these rock hard abs? I didn't get these for nothing! I was whipped during my training and working out. Go ahead, I dare ya, whip me b***h!

*Chaos then grabs a steel chain from the box he had outside the ring*

Chaos: I wouldn't get too close to this. *Chaos wraps the chain around his fist*

(( rofl I am so making a Samoan character.))

And Casey's baseballs are sent into the Big Mac Land section of Busch Stadium as he makes friends with the mat.

And since Cartwright is trying to kick an imaginary trash can into Atrocity's face, the result is Snypa attempting to smash the trash can in his hands over Cart's head.

((And an auto on Freddie))

Cracking down on Freddie's back like NYC on hookers, Tav befelled the attempt and raised his cane above his head, giving a wookie yell. Then pointing his cane at Dan he yelled, "Hold the b***h down!" The b***h being Casey of course. Tossing the cane aside Tav climbed up to the top rope and if things went according to plan, he would prove to C5, his teammates, and the rest of the crowd that not even the name of the match could compare to how Gangsta' Smooth he was.

((It's ok, I'd still ******** you))