Favorite & Best Lines From Video Games

[HERO Lissuh]

"What the hell is that wriggling piece of cardboard!?" -Edgeworth ( heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart x3 *rabid fangirl squeel*)
"What a huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey for a whining whiner of a witness!" Franscizka von Varma

Phoenix Wright has some of the funniest freaking lines ever. heart  

[Jeanesis]

"Um..um..Die!" Colette Brunel (Tales of Symphonia)
"Looking at you is making me sober" Reno (FFVII)
"Blame your fate," Kratos Aurion *squeals* (tales of Symphonia)  

[Amour Revoque]

Oh yeah, well...

I love Sheogorath from the Oblivion expansion "The Shivering Isles"
He's the Daedric Prince of Madness so he says the craziest stuff...

I once dug a ditch, and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns, doesn't matter though it didn't stop him and after awhile it started to smell......Had to be clowns then. Clouds don't smell, they taste of BUTTER and tears.
(How he tried to stop Jyggalag once)

Cats out of the bag on that one! Who PUTS cats in bags anyway? Cats HATE bags...
(When asking about Jyggalag after a certain point)

This calls for a celebration!! Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that, cheese for no one. Which is an equally good celebration if you don't like cheese.
(I don't really remember when he said that one...)
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Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines (When Playing as a Malkavian)

(When talked to about the Zombies)
Oh no! They're after my skull taffy!!!

(When told to go talk to the Anarchs)
The Fate of this world is in my hands....it feels....Squishy.

...I don't like your pants!

 

[Magical Girl BunnyWinx]

"...D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?"

Edgeworth is bishounen and he doesn't even know it.

 

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Magical Girl Yossy

"...D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?"

Edgeworth is bishounen and he doesn't even know it.

Rulin' ya universes...

eeheehee >w< Good Ol' Edgey.

...since 1992.

 

[Odenpa Kunoichi]

"The Proof is in the pudding... The Pudding of their doom..."
I forgot who said it, but I know it's from The World Ends With You.  

[ji-an]

"Say things like: BURRRN to Oblivion!"  

[ji-an]

-"The Grindery is just like Kyle, big and slow!"

Jessica, Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete

-"You ninny, ninny, dumb dump, poopy head!"

Nall, Lunar: SSSC

-"I haven't seen someone pass out like that since I flashed that priestess in the Larpa Sanctuary."

-"FORTY FIVE! Hiro look at my butt, are these the cheeks of an old man?"

-"This is weirder then when the pub in Larpa had a dwarf tossing contest."


Ronfar, Lunar Two: Eternal Blue Complete  

[HERO Lissuh]

Miss Sushii

Magical Girl Yossy

"...D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?"

Edgeworth is bishounen and he doesn't even know it.

Rulin' ya universes...

eeheehee >w< Good Ol' Edgey.

...since 1992.

This line made me happy. That and the one where he's all, "I CAN FOLD A BLAHBLAHBLAH PAPERCRANE PERFECTLY! D:"  

[ji-an]

I've been replaying the Prince of Persia 3 game and though he's just a voice, I love almost everything the dark prince says!

"She mocks you prince. Go to her, PUNISH HER!"  

[Jeanesis]

-Super Cool Ultra Gorgeous Beauty-

Zelos Wilder (ToS) the Nicknames Z Skit

Pancake Time! Stalagmite! (or Grave)

Genis Sage (ToS) in battle

*trips and falls* Oh! I got something!

Colette Brunel (ToS) In Battle

I'm starting to think I like Tales of Symphonia more then Fina Fantasy! NUUU!!! crying  

[sora987]

I don't remember the line exactly, but it's near the beginning of dark cloud 2 when the group meets dark lord etna.

Rosalin(a group member) : "You can't possibly be Dark Lord Etna! No sexy dark lord could have such a flat chest!"

Etna as she boots one of her own henchmen off the screen: "You must seriously have a death wish!"

It's more hilarious if you see the looks on the other henchmen's faces after they see their own comrade so ruthlessly punted. They slowly back away from Etna at the same time with a eek look on their faces.  

[Magical Girl BunnyWinx]

Aireha

-Super Cool Ultra Gorgeous Beauty-

Zelos Wilder (ToS) the Nicknames Z Skit

Pancake Time! Stalagmite! (or Grave)

Genis Sage (ToS) in battle

*trips and falls* Oh! I got something!

Colette Brunel (ToS) In Battle

I'm starting to think I like Tales of Symphonia more then Fina Fantasy! NUUU!!! crying

Tales of Symphonia has some of the best lines ever.

"Not the face!" "Pretty boys die young, y'know!" "Damn, I must be some kinda genius!"
- Zelos

And I love when he hugs Lloyd from behind.
eek

And Lloyd is all =___= in response.

 

[Zephyrkitty]

Mitsuki the ninja

"The Proof is in the pudding... The Pudding of their doom..."
I forgot who said it, but I know it's from The World Ends With You.

Higashizawa and his food puns. XD I preferred Minamimoto's math jokes, though.


"Kidnapping is wrong! I'll be careful not to kidnap anyone!" - Mr. T lookalike
"Don't go to Heaven!" - Cultist
"At times like this, kids should be playing Nintendo games." - Police Officer
"No, no! We can't! This baby is a demon child!" - Magazine Article
"Hey, sidewalk! Get outta my way!" - Runaway Five
"Hey, talking to people at another table in a restaurant is like... breaking into their room and checking their drawers for valuables. Yeah, other people on important adventures do such things, but you have to admit it's bizarre!" - Man in Summers Restaurant

Picking one line from EarthBound is impossible. There are even more that I haven't listed. And that's before you decide to use goofy things as your names/dog's name/favorite food/favorite thing.  

[Magical Girl BunnyWinx]

Zephyrkitty

Picking one line from EarthBound is impossible. There are even more that I haven't listed. And that's before you decide to use goofy things as your names/dog's name/favorite food/favorite thing.

"Ness, there's some sh*t in the refrigerater for you."