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Fashionable Autobiographer
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 Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:26 am
Nothing like good olde English and pelvic thrusts to start the morning.
I've been converted!
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:35 am
Pagination was already Sexy! You just made it more widely known!
And when Lloyd's Pelvic Thrust is crossed with Kratos', let's say you've just been super paginated.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:24 am
*Poses with Kratos!*
Ready?
(With Kratos) CROSS PELVIC THRUST!!
Random Desian: AUUUGH! INFERIOR... BEINGS... *Utterly paginated*
You picked the wrong paginator to mess with. *Badass pose!*
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:37 pm
Is it too late to join...?
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:43 pm
To die in the service of a lady, Yes.
Yes it is. ... is indeed better than living for yourself.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:28 pm
Er... our motto is "Join or Die", and you're telling a Level 18 White Dragon "You can't join"? O_o Um... I'm not going to help you with this particular battle... *Edges off to the sidelines*
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:44 pm
Nasir! <3
If Shiva won't let you in, Rhys and I will. xD
It's not too late. x3
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:02 pm
Yeah, really. A ten-ton (I'm estimating here) laguz of icy rampaging death works wonders for a budding sexy kinky cult. 3nodding
Got bandits harassing your village? Get out your ten-ton laguz of icy rampaging death!
Rebel scum ruining your day? Blast 'em with your ten-ton laguz of icy rampaging death!
People don't like your ideals? Persuade 'em with that ten-ton laguz of icy rampaging death!
Don't need a ten-ton laguz of icy rampaging death? Fix that with a ten-ton laguz of icy rampaging death!
Needst thou two writeth thine scripchures? Thenne gettest thou thine tenne-tonne lag us of icee rampaginating deathe!
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:11 pm
xD
I think that means that you're welcome, Nasir. whee
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:24 pm
Oh yeah, you also need a title in order to join.
My title, for instance, is Grand High Poobah Ultimate Overlord Master Admiral Extraordinaire.
I have yet to remember it (I doubt that's entirely right), so I'm known as the WOMBAT for short.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:26 pm
Yay! biggrin
...What did WOMBAT come from, exactly? o.o
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:30 pm
Another topic on another forum, when someone screamed "IMMORTAL KOOOOMBAAAT!" and I then replied "No! It's IMMORTAL WOMBAAAAT!" and started chucking IMMORTAL wombats at people. It was one of those sortof epic battle topics.
WOMBAT is also designed to make sure people know the proper title when greeting me. They think that by using the "acronym" WOMBAT, they'll be safe only to find they have grievously offended Pagination's Third in Command. twisted
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:31 pm
o.o
Oh, dear. I'm sure it's one of those, "You gotta see it to get it" sort of things. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:35 pm
I just found out it's Ultimate Master Prophet Overlord.
So it's Grand High Poobah Ultimate Master Prophet Overlord Admiral Extraordinaire.
Ehhh, I guess you could say that. It was the first thing to pop into my head at the time, and I'm a merciful third in command (unless challenged, then my wrath is only less than that of Heath or Kent), so usually I accept the greeting "Hail, O Magnificent, Glorious, and All-Around Paginatastic WOMBAT Rhys"!
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:36 pm
Should I edit my scripture so WOMBAT isn't in it, then? xD
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