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Xigbar II of XIII Captain
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 Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:34 pm
whats the difference about lighting a Stratocaster and a Les Paul on fire?
a: ppl cheer when the gibson burns
b: ppl cheer from the burning strat
c:FIRE!!!!! WHOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:23 pm
Once upon a time there was a man who worked in the mines that was killed in a horrible accident where he was crushed by a piano. The local composer composed a symphony about it. It was called: Symphony In A Flat Miner
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Xigbar II of XIII Captain
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 2:59 pm
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:41 pm
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Xigbar II of XIII Captain
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:55 pm
thats frikin hilarious dude, i'm re useing that1
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:49 pm
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:06 pm
Just because I'm a guitarist. Heres a guitarist joke.
Q - How do you make a guitarist's eyes light up?
A - Shine a flashlight in his ear.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:12 am
hears a true one. how do u make ur parents head explode?
simple, play ERUPTION over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over at MAX volume on every amp in the house.
and my new line6, the pevey and moms fender can get REALY friggin loud when u wire them together.
>:]
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Xigbar II of XIII Captain
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Radioactive Roulette Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:36 am
mrgreen I have full rights to post this joke, seeing as I play sax mrgreen
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out of tune sax player, or Santa Claus?
A. The out of tune sax player. The other two would indicate you're hallucinating.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:39 am
This is more of a blonde joke, but its still funny
A blonde singer suspects her band leader is going to audition a new lead singer, so she decides to bring a gun to practice. Overcome with grief she walks in front of everybody and puts the gun to her head.
The bandleader sees the gun and yells, "No - Don't! Don't do it!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up! You're next!"
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Radioactive Roulette Crew
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Xigbar II of XIII Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:46 pm
how to make people join ur fanclub rule # 1
FREE BEER!
how to make ppl join ur fanclub rule # 2
NAKED FRENCH CHICKS!
how to make ppl join ur fanclub rule # 3
ERUPION!
cool
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:43 pm
Absolutely Viper. Absolutely
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Radioactive Roulette Crew
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Xigbar II of XIII Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:47 pm
what?
did i forget free drugs?
its the truth lol
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:26 am
Okay this is a really funny joke if you know Yngwie. He is completely full of himself.
This is set some time into the future.
A guitarist passed away and went to guitar heaven. St. Peter met him at the pearly gates to show him around. On the tour of heaven they passed the rooms of Hendrix, Van Halen, Vai, and Morello. The guitarist was really impressed and asked Saint Peter if Yngwie Malmsteen had a room up in heaven. Saint Peter sadly shook his head and said, "Sorry to say it, but Malmsteen went the other way." The guitarist was sad, Malmsteen had been one of his heroes, but he shrugged it off. Saint Peter showed him to his room and he went to sleep. Late that night the guitarist woke up to some really AMAZING neo-classical guitar riffs. He told Saint Peter about it the next morning. "Are you sure that Yngwie isnt up here? Last night I heard some insane neo-classical guitar riffs, I would swear that it was Yngwie Malmsteen!" Saint Peter groaned. "That wasn't Malmsteen, That was God. He thinks he's Malmsteen."
rofl
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Xigbar II of XIII Captain
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 10:43 am
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