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 Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:09 pm
when the elevator tstars to go down make little sound that sound well... annoying and very innapropiate twisted
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:58 am
ask a random person where they are from and then ask them where they are goin after they get off then start singing about it randomly
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:56 pm
Randomly start licking your arm while the elevator is crowded
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:20 pm
okaaay...
sit in the corner while pretending to sharpen a knife, and mutter "soon, soon" while staring at one person
ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds
shave. especially if ur a woman
bring lots of mr. potota heads on the elevator. when someone gets on, tell them that "the spud people" don't like them.
get on a crowded elevator and scream "O MY GAWD I HAVE EBOLA!!!" and start coughing and spazzing out, ect.
insist that everyone call you "admiral"
if someone tries to talk to you, bark.
as people walk on, give them a thumbs up sign and say "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" then hit the button for the furthest floor from where their going
propose. to everyone.
carry a picture of yourself, and show it to people, asking them if they've seen this person;ur looking for them.
eat tostitos.
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:04 pm
go up and down between the same two floors and piss people off.
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:45 pm
Bring a portable stereo with you, along with a CD of whatever music you listen to. Act paranoid about subliminal messages while you listen to the music.
OR, with the same stereo/CD combination, dance as ridiculously as you can when it's crowded and sing in a horrible voice. See how many people flick you off.
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:40 pm
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I skimmed through the pages and saw elevators, stories, and oblivious random junk. So, here's my wack at it:
Lets see, I remember, when the whole band went up to NY for Spring break my Sophmore year, three boys who were surprisingly within my circle of friends, decided to hang lingrie on the ceiling of their hotel room.
Now, this was a bit of bad timing; you see, they called room service to deliver them an extra pair of towels due to there only being two settles of towels, not three. Anyway, when the room server came to the room, he froze looking up and seeing thongs, bras, and lacy stuff hanging everywhere. Also, I remeber them saying that one of the boys were wearing a set of them when the door opened.
Anyway, the manager called our director, they had grim faces after they were hassled, then... about an hour later, I went to go buy a soda from the machine, and I went into the elevator back to my room when suddenly, without warning, three boys come running into the elevator with nothing BUT lingerie!? I fainted at the point. Haha
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:53 am
This one's always been my favorite.
As someone is walking out of the elevator, wait until the door is just about to close behind them, and just as the door closes, scream,
"WAIT I LOVE YOU." Dx
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:26 pm
dance techno to the elevator music
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:20 pm
start up a conversation then midsentence you scream the F-bomb and continue as if nothing happened. lol just to watch their face.
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:37 am
Go up to someone and in a five-year-old like voice ask "Wil you be my mommy?" this will be even more funny if its a guy!
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:35 am
1)sit in the corner with your knees pulled up to your chest. if you have a jacket put your hood on. mutter 'can get away, cant hide' over and over.
2) wear a bicycle helmet when asked why you are wearing it say its part of your "astronaut training"
3)sit in the corner mumbling random curses
4) every time someone gets in the elevator scream "attack of the flying monkeys"
5) when someone talks to you cover your ears and say "LA LA LA LA LA" until they turn away
6) when someone get on the elevator scream "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I" at the top of your lungs.
7) when someone gets on hide behind your hand and pretend they cant see you
cool ask everyone that isn't smiling in you can hug them
9) when someone try's to talk to you say 'can talk right now, busy dancing'
10) as someone exits the elevator whisper 'i love you' as the door shuts
11) if the person beside you is holding something say in a baby voice 'can i hold that?'
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:55 pm
Spend all day in the same elevator. Have friends spend the day in another. Whenever anyone asks if they've seen you before, start acting like your speaking another language.
Move a desk and chair into the elevator. Whenever anyone walks in, ask them if they had an appointment.
When the elevator is crowded enough, stare at the nearest person in disgust. When they notice you, scream at the top of your lungs "WILL YOU STOP MASTURBATING?!"
Wear vampire fangs. Whenever the door opens, show them off. Stand uncomfortably close to everybody, and claim that you don't know who to eat first.
Sit on the floor. Have a temper tantrum over the doors opening.
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:53 am
if you're in a crowded elevator and people are talking, make your way to the center of it and scream, 'EVERYBODY STOP!' and when they all go silent and look at you, look around like you don't know what to say and then... say 'do the monkey.' and start dancing the monkey.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:39 pm
when someone gets on point at them and yell 'haha loosseerr'
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