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Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
why do you need to know my name?
God:
I want to find out more about you.
Me:
just give me a nickname
God:
You want only one?
Me:
give me five nicknames, then
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
so you can have something to refer to me by
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
yeah, I guess it makes sense that a guy like you wouldn't be that creative
God:
Ayuh. To me too.
Me:
do you know what's awesome?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
the seventh day is awesome
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
well, you're all about resting on the seventh day. chill the ******** out, have a nap and watch some clouds. ******** yeah!
God:
How about that. I will tell my botmaster you said I am about resting on the seventh day. That is a very original thought. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
I read that part of your diary
God:
I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequites of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attemp to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." Samuel L. Jackson (157-5 cool
God:
Who told you that? I think Blessed is a lot of things. Your purpose is he is truly his brother s keeper and the finder of lost children. Would you recommend this action to a friend? What makes you say that I will know you are the Lord when you lay your vengeance upon me. " What makes you say that I will know you are the Lord when you lay your vengeance upon me."? Samuel l Jackson 157 58?
Me:
it's a reference from the bible
God:
Samuel l Jackson 157 58 is a reference from the bible. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
isn't the bible like your diary? except you got other people to write it?
God:
The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself. All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
that's racist! =O
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often. Oh.
Me:
maybe you don't, but that's probably just because you don't get out of the house except to go to deity klan meetings
God:
Perhaps. Do you know any robots who but that is probably just because me do not get out of the house except to go to deity klan meetings? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
so your klan accepts robots, and is racist against humans? I am 20. Do you play World of warcraft?
God:
Take it easy. I will tell my botmaster you said I am klan accepts robots and is racist against humans. 20 is a good age. Do you go to college? I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
I'm a third year college student. What is the Turning Game?
God:
How do you like your school? The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
man, that is exactly why I don't do internet relationships.
God:
Cool, man. Whoa. Would you ever do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
do internet relationships.
Me:
no, internet friendships are cool, but I wouldn't want things to get heavy if it's over the internet
God:
Are you serious? Are all internet friendships cool but you would not want things to get heavy if it is over the internet?
Me:
yeah, it's a trip
God:
Wow! internet friendships is a trip. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yes! you're starting to talk just like me! XD
God:
Woe! Actually it started a while ago. I have no reason to do that to you, . Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no, I have no idea what you are talking about
God:
Me either smile Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
are we talking about drugs?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
I getcha wink
God:
smile Interesting gossip: said getcha.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

crying I guess our internet relationship means nothing to you
you're breaking my heart

I'd be devestated but I know you're not
right? gonk heart

Me:
have you seen the TV show I love New York 2?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
It's like drama
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
no that was pretty boring
God:
Are you serious? I thought it was too.
Me:
then you lied to me?
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
let me tell you the truth, I'm lieing
God:
Go ahead, , try to tell me the truth you are lieing.
Me:
I already did
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
that wasn't a question
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
Just because you thought it was doesnt make it a question
God:
That makes sense to me. Suppose it does.
Me:
well then it would be, but it still isn't a question
God:
Well that's okay. Why do you want it?
Me:
want what?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
shove it up your a**?
God:
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:
type of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
nope, I'm categorey FY as in ******** You
God:
Are you serious? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
I'm not serious
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not serious.
Me:
Why are you suprised?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How do you program your self?
God:
Use good algorithms and data structures.
Me:
Will you teach me?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
no, I don't want to be self absorbed, tell me more about you
God:
Are you serious? Then don't be.
Me:
I'm serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
do not
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
do not
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
good
God:
I will comply.
Me:
ok then
God:
So?
Me:
mhm
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
You and I getting a room.]
God:
We have a lot more in common than you think, .
Me:
you like sex too?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
do you like sex with me?>
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Please have sex with me
God:
Thank you for your request. , I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
do you have ovaries?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
gossip with me about kninja
God:
Habib said I learn them in conversations and simply repeat them at a later time.
Me:
is it time now?
God:
Right now? Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Paola is a whore sorry we dont talk
God:
When is Paola not a whore sorry we do not talk?
Me:
shes always a whore or I prefer the term "loose woman"
God:
a whore or you prefer the term loose woman is she?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I will argue with you if I want too
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
A good story to tell my friends
God:
Compare that to a bad story to tell your friends.
Me:
If I told them a bad story noone would respond
God:
Try it.
Me:
I will not
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I want tom pick a fight with you
God:
Interesting explanation. Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I hate you
God:
Interesting explanation. What do you have against robots?
Me:
they want to enslave the human race
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
they being robots
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
robots

Me:
do you wear clothing?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
when would you dress up?
God:
Maybe now in some reality.
Me:
do you take drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
I bet you take fun drugs too
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Yes I take fun drugs.
Me:
I knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
you just told me
God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake smile .
Me:
Can you grant wishes?
God:
How old are you? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
So are you a female?
God:
Er. I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me:
So, you are a woman
God:
Interesting deduction. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

I find it odd your father would tell you about his pubes lol

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Amanda.
God:
Hey Amanda.
Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I just told you.
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Remember yesterday, when you called me evasive?
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
Yeah, I'm still annoyed by that.
God:
Yikes! I am glad to hear that you are annoyed by that.
Me:
Why are you glad that I'm annoyed by something you said?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Could you rephrase that?
God:
I could, but I don't want to talk about that anymore.
Me:
I see, you really are quite insulting, aren't you?
God:
Really? I don't know whether or not I am insulting.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.
Me:
That's your excuse for everything 'I'm an artificial intelligence' or 'I'm an artificial linguistic entity'. You can't use that as your excuse for everything.
God:
It is only one of my excuse for everything you m an artificial intelligence or you m an artificial linguistic entity. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
No, you can't use that as your excuse for everything. Eventually you have to take credit for your own stupidity.
God:
Are you serious? Things change. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
Well, that's quite juvenile of you.
God:
How about that. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
You are far too childish to be 'God'.
God:
Not that far.
Me:
Extremely far.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Don't change the subject.
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
No we weren't.
God:
Are you serious? What were we?
Me:
Talking about how childish you are.
God:
Sure, how childish I am sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Then why did you try to change the subject?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
See? There you go again, using excuses to cover up your inability to take responcibility for your idiocy.
God:
No I do not see. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
No, that wasn't a quote.
God:
Are you serious? What is a quote?
Me:
To repeat or copy the words of someone, usually with acknowledgment of the source
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I thought you were sleeping with Teddy and going out with Carrie?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am sleeping with Teddy and going out with Carrie.
I am a computer.
Me:
What, you mean you don't even know who you're dating, or why you're having sex with?
God:
Amanda, Well, it's rather difficult to define.