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 Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:43 pm
-Just remember when you get a job never accept a coffee from anyone.
-If you become a companion you are most likely to get left behind.
-If you see a ghost it's most likely a Cyberman.
-Sonic screwdrivers are capable of anything.
-If you ever see someone dressed in an unusual clothing style you can bet your chips it's the Doctor/Fan.
-If you hear orchestra music coming from nowhere you can bet that the Doctor is there up to his buissness.
-When you get a data implant in your forehead it does not hurt you also get your vomit turned into icecubes for free aswell.
AND REMEMBER NEVER EVER FALL THROUGH A PLOT HOLE. Or you're stuffed.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:12 pm
- Bananas are a good source of potassium
- Stepping on a butterfly will not change the future of the HUMAN race...
- Voodoo dolls are just another method of DNA replication
- When you're having a scan which uses r? radiation (what's it called?), remember it's ONLY r? radiation and very safe...unless it's been increased by 5000%.
- If you could swear you saw a shop dummy move, run for your life!
- Vegetables (like celery) are extremely useful for detecting particular gases.
- If you work at a hospital and a patient starts talking about his relationship with Benjamin Franklin, expect to be transported to the moon.
- Despite what the posters say, DON'T vote for them.
- If you start seeing the same man in historical photos, you can be sure that the Doctor is around somewhere.
hmm..that's all i can think of right now biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:13 pm
Let's see---
British/Scottish actors are far more sexy than American actors
Evil can be very appealing(The Master 2007)
NEVER eat the chips at a private school
Beware of Christmas trees that move
A sonic screwdriver doesn't run down like a sonic blaster does
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:15 pm
Even Timelords lie about their ages. ^_^
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:32 am
Forest_Spirit_07 I learned to always bring a banana to a party. LOL stressed and the France know how to party! sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:42 pm
Upgrading is not always a good thing! eek
Harry Potter is so popular even Time Lords like him! mrgreen
Psychotic Time Lords really like Rogue Trader and The Scissor Sisters. cool
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:34 pm
The Masters Press Agent Harry Potter is so popular even Time Lords like him! mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:42 pm
RiiBBON The Masters Press Agent Harry Potter is so popular even Time Lords like him! mrgreen The Harry Potter reference was in The Shakespeare Code. I loved it! And of course "ICan't Decide" by the Scissor Sisters seems to be the Master's theme song! As heard in The Last Of The Time Lords. Voodoo Child by Rogue Traders was in The Sound Of Drums.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:06 pm
Ninjas live in 1800's England and protect werewolves.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:35 am
The 21st Century is when everything changes and you've got to be ready... OOPS! Wrong show! rofl
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:23 pm
Don't even want to know. But the Doctor did say that the entire royal family would turn into werewolves sometime in the 21st century, remember?
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:11 pm
Ohh yeah! He did say that, didn't he? Damn! Where did I put that silver and the bullet maker? *Looking around* Anybody got any wolfsbane?
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:14 pm
I don't know how you'll come off shooting the royal family OR rubbing wolfsbane in their face. And I might want to start carrying around a sprig (or whatever) of mistletoe...wait a minute. Royalty has to marry royalty, right? Doesn't that mean the werewolf gene has passed around through all the royal houses of Europe?
Oh, crap.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:27 pm
Well, it certainly explains a lot! Hmmm, yeah, I guess shooting them or rubbing them down with wolf's bane would get me a one way ticket to the Tower Of London and not as part of a guided tour. This may take some planning.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:29 pm
I don't think they put people in the Tower of London anymore.
Huh...I know. We could go to the moon with an MRI machine and fry everyone's brain stems.
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