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 Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:36 am
How To Annoy Hidan
1. Constantly pronounce 'Hidan', and 'Jashin' wrong.
2. Repeat everything he says in a different language and in a really squeeky voice.
3. Everytime he asks you a question, reply "Your face"
4. Steal his scythe.
5. Rant about how ******** up his religion is.
6. When he goes to get his scythe to kill you, mock his half-mindedness for losing his scythe.
7. Sell him to Kakuzu!
8. Buy him from Kakuzu and make him your personal slave. (Insert evil laugh here)
9. Constantly play 'Immortal' by Adema in the background and refer to it as his theme music.
10. When he is in his other form with the black and white skin, run up to him and yell "Skeleton man!" then he runs out of the circle and breaks the jutsu.
11. Get a device that when the button is press it makes a beeping noise. Everytime Hidan swears, press the button secretly and claim that he is being censored.
12. Refer to Jashin as "The pansy-a** dude who needs other idiots to kill people because he is too weak."
13. Continually ask him why he is immortal and what that means.
14. When he asks you why he lets you live say it's because, "I know something you don't know"
15. Tell him that only cool people can die.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:17 am
keep on meowing when hidan is around and stop when he leaves. smile
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:47 pm
How To Annoy Kisame
1. Feed him sushi without telling him.
2. Watch cooking shows where they are cooking anything with fish as the main ingrediant.
3. Record his reaction and post it up on the internet.
4. Buy him a pet goldfish and ask him if they are related.
5. Ask him why he is always so blue
6. Steal the Samahada and bury it. When he demands to know why, say that you felt bad for the dead shark it was made out of and that it needed a proper burial. Make Hidan give the eulogy.
7. Repeatidly watch 'Finding Nemo'. First make sure you have edited it so everytime the word 'Nemo' is used, it is replaced with 'Kisame'.
8. Tell Itachi that Kisame is molesting the pet goldfish you bought him.
9. Kill the goldfish.
10. Replace the goldfish with a shark, be sure to put the shark in the bathtub and close the shower curtain. Kisame loves surprises.
11. Demand that he explain to you all the reasons that he is a fish and not a shark. After the explanation say, "Why?" or "I wasn't paying attention, can you repeat that?".
12. Beg Deidara to dress up as a pirate and together you are on a quest to harpoon yourselves a shark.
13. Speak in gibberish to him and claim that he should know because your speaking 'Sharklish' his native language.
14. Sign him up for 'Fishing Weekly'
15. Lock his sword into a vault and feed the key to Itachi secretly.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:27 pm
ways to annoy sasori
1. get him the pinnochio dvd set.
2. try to tie strings on him when he is sleeping
3. tell him that puppets are gay
4. get him a doll house set
5. videotape him playing with the dolls and sell it to a fangirl on e-bay.
6. hire him on a prosthetic arm making company
7. figure out ways to annoy him
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:06 pm
ways to annoy kakuzu
1. paint piggy banks on his masks
2. Steal his money and spend it on gallons of akatsuki brand nail polish.
3. Show him the Akatsuki daily living bills
4. Play "Total Eclipse of the Heart" whenever he is about to attack.
5. Think of more ways to annoy him before he kills ya *gets killed*
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:49 pm
How To Annoy Deidara
1. Ask him the hardest math question you can think of and when he doesn't know say "Blonde moment there, huh Deidara?".
2. Agree with Sasori on everything.
3. Dress and act like Tobi. Name yourself Tobi #2.
4. Play 'Dude Look Like A Lady' and claim that it's his theme song.
5. Replace his clay with colorful playdough. Wait and see if he notices.
6. Steal all of his hairties. When he asks where they are, you conveniently have a pink fuzzy hairtie on hand.
7. Feed the mouths on his hands but refuse to feed his face-mouth (Lol, face-mouth).
8. Ducktape a camera to your eye and claim you are Deidara.
9. Steal his clay and make your own clay figures (poorly).
10. Claim the mouths on his hands are for something perverted.
11. Steal his hairbrush and laugh at his bedhead.
12. Color over the lense in his eye camera.
13. Place Tobi plushies all over his room.
14. Tell him that Itachi is a prettier boy than her.
15. Ask him questions which he will say no to and when he adds 'un' or 'yeah' to the end of his sentence claim that he agreed.
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:56 pm
Ask kisame to go swimming with you at the beach, when he jumps in play the jaws theme song and scream "AHHH SHARK!" then hit him with something. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:21 pm
ways to annoy kisame 1. give him a fish tank to sleep in 2. fill the tank with gatorade 3. get him an account on gaia to see if he kills the computer because everyone fishes when he gets on 4. give him the jaws dvd set. 5. tell him to eat deidara because she i mean he looks like the girl from jaws 6. walk in when he and itachi are doing the hanky panky 7. give him a pet fish with no fishbowl and he gives it the "jaws" of life 8. forget his birthday 9. dont invite him to a party 10. play the song blue and say that it's his theme song
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:48 pm
How to annoy Itachi
1. Tell Sasuke his every weakness.
2. Laugh when Sasuke comes to kill him.
3. Turn all the lights off and tell him he's going blind.
4. Buy him bright neon orange and green round glasses and tell him they look wonderful and they totally go with his hair.
5. Read him a KisameXItachi story rated M.
6. Read him an Uchihacest story rated M.
7. Laugh when he says his eyes burn.
8. Get Hidan and together you two will convert Itachi. (In other words you and Hidan will stab him randomly)
9. Replace all his shirts with blue ones that have 'I LOVE SASUKE UCHIHA!' written on then. You can purchase one from any Sasuke fangirl.
10. Force him on an all Pocky diet.
11. When he uses his Mangekyo Sharingan, take a picture, the flash will blind him.
12. Together with Sasori make little Itachi puppets.
13. Claim that 'When Your Evil' by Voltaire is his theme song.
14. Constantly ask him if you can braid his purtty hair. When he finally agrees tell him that it isn't as soft as Sasuke's and it tastes like chicken.
15. Draw those lines under his eyes on your face and cut off his ponytail. Tape the ponytail together and put it on your head, claim that you are either Itachi or the lost Uchiha!
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:09 am
Ways to annoy Tobi
1. Dress up a random person like Zetzu and while Tobi's around kill the person.
2. While he's asleep draw a picture of a pink bunny and a unicorn on his mask.
3. Scream Obito and see if tobi answers.
4. Tell Tobi to jump off a cliff and he'll be a good boy.
5. Yell to him as he falls he's not a good boy.
6. laugh as he cries and hits the bottom.
Ways to annoy Itachi
1. While he's asleep cut his hair to look like Sasuke's and replace all of his clothes with Sasuke's.
2.Play 'pin the tail on the blind man' with him.
3. Throw him off the same cliff as Tobi's.
Ways to annoy Deidara
1. take is play-doh and make unicorns and sheep wth them.
2. Paint them pink and blue.
3. Place them on his pillow.
4. Claim that the machine on his face is a camera and try to take a picture with it.
5. Throw him off the cliff.
Ways to annoy Leader
1. place bikinis in his room and ask him why he has bikinis in his room.
2. Claim they are not yours and they are Tobi's
3. Tell him you threw off all of the Akatsuki members of the cliff.
twisted
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:50 pm
How to annoy Sasori
1. Evertime he uses a different puppet, exclaim in a heroic pose, "Puppet Power!" then run off.
2. When shaking his hand, tug suddenly and pull off his arm. Then yell "Tobi! Go long!" and play monkey in the middle with his arm.
3. Bleach his hair, slick it back and call him Hidan
4. Just smile, a big happy goofy smile. Don't stop and stare at him.
5. Give him a big, wet kiss and say it was from Deidara.
6. Secretly hide Tobi in his bed. Sasori loves surprises:3
7. Steal his puppet parents from Chiyo. Bring them to Akatsuki and make them boss around Sasori and the rest of Akatsuki.
8. Take a picture of him and complain about the red eye.
9. Hide your self in his puppets and randomly pop out.
10. Take him with you out in public and dance like an idiot.
11. Read him a SasoriXDeidara fanfiction rated M.
12. Get drunk with Deidara and invite all the ANBU over for party.
13. Scream 'Happy Birthday!' at 3AM when he's trying to sleep.
14. Bring him back to life only to laugh at him because he got beat by a girl and an old woman.
15. Unravel the rope in his stomach and run around wildly while laughing like a maniac and tie the rope to the other Akatsuki.
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:11 pm
tobi
1. take him to sasuke and kakashi and take off his mask.
2. tell him he is not a good boy.
3. give him a parrot that says "you aren't a good boy"
4. take him to itachi and yell "itachi! tobi is your cousin!"
5. stick a pencil through the hole in his mask
6. put on an eye patch and poke your uncovered eye and tell tobi that your his twin
7. put him in giant buns and feed him to zetsu
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:12 pm
How to annoy Kakuzu
1. Sing off pitch "Money money money!" Over and over.
2. Steal all his cash and spend it on useless items, then give them to him as gifts.
3. Steal his mask thing.
4. Feed him plastic hearts instead of human hearts.
5. Cheat in an poker game where he has bet it all.
6. Tell him that you have more money than him.
7. Sell him Tobi. Enough said.
8. Swear at him in random languages he doesn't understand or that don't exist.
9. Sing 'Numa Numa' really loud as you dance around.
10. Pay him to dance with you.
11. Buy something really expensive from him and pay him in chocolate coins.
12. Burn his cash in front of his face while he is tyed up.
13. Run away from him 'Stop Trying to Rape Me Kakuzu!!"
14. Piss off Itachi and hide under Kakuzu's bed.
15. Send him on an all-expense paid vacation ... to Orochimaru's Emo Farm!! Woo Hoo!
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:59 am
Make dinner for Akatsuki using both fish and weasel and when the say that Itachi and Kisame should try this cackle evilly ( while Kisame and Itachi are hidden in the closet unconsious)
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:54 pm
alright now I am going to finish
Hidan- tell him "hi malfoy, making harry's life harder eh?
- tell him Jashin sucks
-show him yaoi of himself and Kakuzu
- make shure to watch out from the skellition man
-compare him to pictures of Malfoy and Rik ( from Di Gi charat)
Kakuzu- steal his money and donate it to chairty
- tell him he wont be rich
- replace his book how to be a tycoon in 5 days or less with a coloring book
- shread his money in front of him
- tell him the stock market crashed and the whole worls is going through a great depreassion
Zetsu- give him a venus flytrap for christmas
- feed him a fried chicken head
- at christmas decorate him with ornamaents and lights
- every time you see him play the song because i got high
- tell the cops that he is a marujina dealr working for Kakuzu
leader- ask him if he loved konan constantly
- throw up at him because you think his picerings are gross
- take pictures of him making out with konan and put them on the internet
could not think of anything else for the leader
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