Aha. I found a great sight for making crack. It's basically MadLibs, but you can make it SasuSaku.
Here's a few I got:Lovely Love Sasuke finished packing. Ever since Sakura, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Sasuke had been majestic.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing mauled him, all was small. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on the moon to become a violent orange.
Just then, there was a complete knock at the door. Sasuke opened it and stood there aimlessly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his thumb.
When Sasuke came to, Sakura was holding his scalp and looking wobbly. "My love," Sakura said sagely, "I'm sorry for the dumb shock. I've been shipwrecked on a delicious island for the last ten years, living like a ray of sunshine that illuminates all beauty. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my spine in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Sasuke could hardly believe his Sakura had returned. "I will always love you, spine or no spine. Besides, you can cover it up with an arrow."
They embraced boredly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was chilly.
End Sasuke and Sakura were celebrating a delicious Valentine's Day together. Sasuke had cooked a violent dinner and they ate on the moon by candlelight.
"My darling," Sakura said, stroking Sasuke's spine, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Sasuke. "It is but a small token of my complete love."
Sasuke opened the box. Inside was a majestic orange! He gazed at it thoughtlessly. Then he gazed at Sakura thoughtlessly. "It's wobbly," Sasuke said. "Come here and let me maul you."
Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a ray of sunshine that illuminates all beauty. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a chilly voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Sakura read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other boredly as the crone cackled some more. Sasuke's scalp began to tremble. Then Sakura shrugged, pulled out a pen, and hit the crone on her thumb. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Sasuke said and kissed Sakura sagely. "This is a lovely Valentine's Day!"
They aimlessly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they mauled each other all night long.
End Here's the link to the site:
http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/
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