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I'm gonna take a random guess and say my one about Barret is my best so far.

Cloud: No, your not. you're gonna gamble your little heart out with it!!

Barrett: I'm a blind puppy dog. ^_^


Cloud: O_o?;

Anyone: " Well I'm not sure if I should have jam? or the cheese whizz? Man I'm totally stumped."

Yuffie: Hm...Vincent we never talk much.

Vincent: Your mindless gabble has already anoid me to the point of suicide. From those 5 short words you've just said, I already loathe and despise you.

Yuffie: Cool! To whatever you just said...Let's talk.

Vincent: Pumpious ninny of a sin born child be gone.

Yuffie: ^_^ That's the spirit! We can talk about maybe materia, airplanes, boys, future goals--

Vincent: Boys? Are you refering to me as being ga--

Yuffie: We could, talk about how you got that arm.

Vincent: eek ! ~Flashing Back~

???: You have 2 choices Vincent. You can take the blue pill...or you can take the red pill. The blue pill--

Vincent: COOL! Free pills man! *Takes both and eats at the same time*

???: NO! That's not safe! Oh dear...we're in a pickle here...

Yuffie: Uh, Vincent?

Vincent: I feel funny, I...*His hand grows eyes and starts to talk to him*

Yuffie: Vincent, hello? Wake up!

Handy: Well howdy ho Vincent do you like chocholate I like chocholate have you ever seen the moon I haven't have you eatten anything yummy lately NO you havent ha ha ha I was there oh we're goona be bestest best best friends you'll see and we can play and talk and share stories and-

Vincent: *His hand still talking* MAKE IT STOP!!!

???: Put this on your arm. If it's to ever come off, that cursed hand will speak to you day in and day out even when death pulls you away from this world.

Vincent: OK JUST PUT IT ON! PLEASE!!! ~end flashback~

Yuffie: VINCENT!!!!!

Vincent: *Standing there in shock* eek

Yuffie: Oh pooh! Why do I bother. Fine just ignore me! *Walks away*

Vincent: *looks down at his metal arm* You...Handy Valentine...are my greatest sin.

*Clanking sounds can be heard coming from inside his metal arm*

Vincent: eek ...no...

Jeez, I've so died laughing now. Curses, as I my not top your hillarity!!

Let's assume that Cid and Vincent hated each other, and they always wanted to pick fights on each other......

Vincent was having his "petit dejeuner" (coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam) when Cid *chewing gum* sat next to him. Vincent ignored Cid, who, nevertheless started a conversation.
Cid: Yo Vincent, you eat the whole bread?
Vincent *in a bad mood*: stare ...... of course...
Cid *after blowing a huge bubble*: We don't. In Rocket Town, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Midgar. pirate lol
Vincent: stare ....................
Cid *persists*: D'ya eat jam with the bread?
Vincent: stare ........ of course....
Cid *cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling*: We don't. In Rocket Town, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Midgar. pirate lol
Vincent: stare ...... Do you have s*x in Rocket Town?
Cid *with a big smirk*: Why of course we do.
Vincent: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?
Cid: We throw them away, of course.
Vincent: We don't. In Midgar, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Rocket Town. cool
Cid: eek eek eek eek eek

1) Sephiros: "OMFG!!! Is that a white hair??!!!! gonk "

2) Cloud - *walks in a room where Tifa is and catches her stuffing tissues
in her bra* "....Tifa...what the HELL are you doing?!!! eek "
Tifa - "Oh my goodness Cloud! i thought you'd never see me like this... crying "
Cloud - "DAMN I thought they were real!! CURSES!!!!!! scream "
Aeris - "Heheheh score baby! Now that Tifa's secret is exposed and Cloud
knows she's a flatty Cloud will come to me and I shall bear his child! Ancients
shall live again!!!!" *jumps in the air and everything pauses*
*Sephiros comes out of nowhere and stabs Aeris while Cloud and tifa stare
in shock*
Sephiros - "...don't mind me just passing through and eliminating
the competition ^_^. Hey Cloud, pick ya up at eight ok??? heart "
Cloud - "... eek eek eek ummmm....yeeeah...."
Tifa - "................ burning_eyes "

The End ^-^