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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:28 pm
Why is Val wearing no shirt?
Because he has red hair.
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:07 pm
Lykus Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him. *bows* *LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* I almost fell off my chair when I read that!
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:24 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:29 pm
*wonders why he is topless in Shazzer's house...*
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:55 pm
Lykus Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him. *bows* How many times have you told that joke to me?? 6.3 million? Ohhh I never tire of it. Stop posting at obscure hours so I can talk to you >.>
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:41 pm
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy, all the kids in the school say I have a big head!"
His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
That's the best anti-joke ever. That and: what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being murdered.
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:46 pm
This one's from Shazzer:
Q: What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob?
A: George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:17 pm
'm online for awhile...
Must write profile for Tenrai and unknown Ssammhaen.
Must write profile for at least one rider for Jarik Weyr. Possibly two.
Must play around with ideas for writing a serialized story that I could post a. in my journal b. in a thread on gaia c. on one of my non-gaia boards d. either a or b plus c and anywhere else I could think of.
All's I know at the moment is that it starts like this:
Tiendra Luz didn't know what to do. In ten minutes she was going to be late for...
Oh, and must study for all that school stuff I've been neglecting. Yah...
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:16 am
How did Thorny find time to return to his beloved guild to post?
By failing his exams.
Kidding, I didnt fail, but did miserably for two papers, so will be resitting them sweatdrop Hope everyone's doing great? Only two more months before my A-lvls are over, so hope to see you all soon!
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:08 am
*TACKLES THORNY IN A FLYING GLOMP*
*GLOMPS MULTIPLE TIMES IN RAPID SUCCESSION*
We missed you heart
Hahhhh...you scared me for a second there. I was like f-f-failed?! NYUUUU! Then, of course, reading the rest... *does little anime sigh with mushroom shaped cloud coming out of her mouth thing*
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ANYWAYS! Hope to see you around ^^ heart
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:50 pm
Why the did the chicken cross the road?...
Because it damn well wanted to!! (That and was being chased by Coronel sanders..)
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:30 pm
*LAUGH* I love the apple joke...
Q: If a bull rides a rollercoaster in a lake, how many strawberries does the pig eat?
A: None, because the lion doesn't like bobbing for apples.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:55 pm
Yo_Landa *LAUGH* I love the apple joke... Q: If a bull rides a rollercoaster in a lake, how many strawberries does the pig eat? A: None, because the lion doesn't like bobbing for apples. Lies! Propaganda! The lion LOVES bobbing for apples.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:59 pm
Lykus Yo_Landa *LAUGH* I love the apple joke... Q: If a bull rides a rollercoaster in a lake, how many strawberries does the pig eat? A: None, because the lion doesn't like bobbing for apples. Lies! Propaganda! The lion LOVES bobbing for apples. How dare you insult...why you...*chases with a chainsaw* scream
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:15 pm
Lykus Lies! Propaganda! The lion LOVES bobbing for apples. Of COURSE you post while Im in the shower >.> Bah!!
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