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Dueoh Helsite

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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:25 pm

Dyne: Barret, if I were to let you hold Marlene for me, would you run away with her like you did when she was born and still attached to her mother by an umbilical cord?

Barret: Dyne, how long have we been friends? Honestly!

Dyne: ...Seventeen years ago when you were a janitor for shinra.

Barret: LOOK, WE PREFER THE TERM "SANITATION ENGINEER" THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Dyne: I'm sorry...here, you can hold Marlene for a few minutes.

Barret: *Quickly grabs her and turns around snuggling her*

Dyne: Take it easy! She's still young and well...*closes eyes* I don't know what I'd do if something happen to her...*opens eyes* She's all I have in this cruel sick w--... eek GONE!? I TRUSTED YOU BARRET!!!

~Years Later~

Marlene: Oh Oh! Daddy can I have pretty ribbon?

Barret: Sure thing Marlene my sweet sweet daughter.

???: Huh?

Barret: Ah yes, I cherish the day you were born. Me and your mother were so happy *tear falls down his cheek*

???: *Explosions go off and a black figure can be seen running from the fire*

Barret: I wont let anything hurt my daughter! *The figure runs out angrily and can be seen clearly*

Dyne: *Running angrily at Barret and Marlene shooting* scream AAASSSS HHOOOOLLLLEEE!!!!!!

Barret: eek HOLY s**t!!!!! *Grabs Marlene and runs*

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:48 am

Aeris:CLOUD!! -run happy towards him-

Cloud: Aeris, what's this all about?

Aeris: crying really,I missed you!!

Cloud: Is that all? there's got be something?

Sephiroth: Cut the damn dramatics, Are stand there waiting to be killed?

Aeris confused ?????? confused

Cloud confused ????? confused

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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:30 am

Vincent- I feel pretty.....Oh so pretty.....*Contiues to sing*

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:25 am

Sephiroth: Hey cloud...you know the burning down your town and killing your freinds and family...you know i didnt mean it man...i was just playing around.....are we still freinds? are we cool?
Cloud: ....... -pimp slaps sephiroth-
Sephiroth: wtf now im gonna do something insane! -stabs aerith-
Cloud: Its ok i still have tifa
Sephiroth: -stabs tifa-
Cloud surprised k last resort....yuffie.......
Sephiroth: -stabs yuffie-
Cloud: wtf man do you hate girls or something?
Sephiroth: yes because im gay...
Cloud -backs away slowly-
Sephiroth: Im so pretty......i feel so pretty......
Cloud: -runs like hell-

-S t o o p i d i t y- XD

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:45 pm

Red x111 actually talking.

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:09 pm

Cloud: Coffee

Yuffie: Yes, I'd love some.

Cloud: No, I mean.. I think your problem is that you drink too much coffee...

Yuffie: ..... Then quit givin' me Decaff you a*****e!!! scream

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:16 pm

Anton Hlobik

Red x111 actually talking.

Did you not play the game? He talks a lot in the game.

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:29 pm

soadshuyin

Anton Hlobik

Red x111 actually talking.

Did you not play the game? He talks a lot in the game.

Hell yeah he did... Now, onto the joke I got....

Sephiroth is surfing the web and finds the "strictly Sephiroth chat" topic.
Sephiroth: "Hm... Of course, I am the greatest! I am the one-winged angel of course."
Jhay-R: "Hey, dude. I know you're new, but it gets on a lot of people's nerves when someone says they really ARE the FF7 character. Please, stop it, aight?"
Sephiroth: "But, I really AM Sephiroth!"
Jhay-R: "Dude, I'm a mod now. I will not hesitate to ban your a** if you keep that tone with me."
Sephiroth: "What do I need to do to prove I'm Sephiroth? Seriously? I freaking owned Aeris, man!"
Jhay-R: "Oh that's it, you're banned b***h!"

Sephiroth has been banned from GaiaOnline...
Sephiroth: "F*ck you! I swear to god, I will find you and kill your a**! F*cking kill you, b***h!"

Jhay-R: "Owned, you were just owned, b***h! What the f*ck now!"

something I always thought of... Funnier if you can actually here the voice acting in my view...

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:50 pm

Marlene (To Cloud)

Are you my daddy?

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:41 pm

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Sephiroth: I love you daddy *hugs Vincent*

Vincent: Go, Go, Power Rangers!.....opps, did I just say tht outloud?

Cloud: I love oatmeal!!!

Tifa: I'm Fat! *cries & goes to her room*

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! WHOOO! *cough*

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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:49 pm

Tifa:Cloud, Sephiroth just killed Aeris! Arn't you gonna get revenge instead of sitting on your a** all day and playing Kingdom Hearts?

Cloud:Hold on *pauses game* yea, yea, yea i will eventuly *un pauses game* C'mon Sora, pwn Clouds big white a**!!!!!

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:16 pm

Cloud: "sephiroth did u get myspace yet?"
sephiroth: "no i have xanga"
Cloud: " HAHAHAHAHA p*ssy

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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:40 am

Cait Sith: Hmm...
Cloud: Yes?
Cait Sith: I was just wondering...
Cloud: About what?
Cait Sith: If there's "sith" in my name, dosen't that mean I'm an evil jedi-type person?
Cloud: Uh...in this world, Mr.Lucas dosen't exist, sorry.
Cait Sith then shortly after waves his hand and says: You will, make millions of fangirls happy by shagging Vincent right now.
Cloud: Wait...WHA-!?
Cloud is then interrupted when he suddenly turns around to his fellow pary members and then locks lips with the cloaked smexyness, and drags him to the floor.

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:25 pm

Tifa: Cloud i hate your guts... i wish i never met you!

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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:09 pm

I an teh bestest!11111

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Vincent:
I have a gunny

huh, that reminds me...

Vincent:look at my BOOM STICK

(its from a old movie, BOOM STICK= gun)

it should be
Vincent: This is my... BOOMSTICK

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