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 Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:48 pm
*spoof off of VG Cats. XD*
Aeris: Hi, I'm a member of Jenova's Witness. Would you like to join our church and be saved?
Cloud: .... Do I get to live if I do?
Aeris: No... You get to die FASTER. razz
Cloud: .... No thanks. *slams door*
Aeris: Not that you had a choice.....
Cloud: What'd you s---
Sephiroth: *stabs Cloud and gets Aeris through the door*
Aeris: DAMNIT SEPHIROTH!!! What have I told you about shoving your sword through the door so far?!! *smacks Sephiroth across the face with a piece of Huge "(Worthless)" materia* .... *walks away* I should've never hired that good for nothing muscle bound Jock... *bleeding profusely as she walks towards the next house*
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:51 am
Sephiroth:Mother,lets take back the planet together!
Cloud:momma's boy..*mock!!*
Sephiroth*:i am not a momma's boy!!!
Jenova:yes you are!
Sephiroth:yes momma......
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:54 am
VampiricDemonicMe Suggest things FF7 charecters ould never say, eg: Yuffie: I want everyone to have ALL My materia, I HATE It!!!! good one
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:46 pm
Cloud: OMGWTFBBQ!! eek
No ideas...
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:51 pm
Sephiroth:I LOVE KITTIES!!XD
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:53 pm
I tried this once before. But here it goes...
Cloud: Let's all play the bumping game! biggrin
Cait Sith: Okay. confused
Cloud: Hey I'm gonna go first, okay? Me first, everyone got that? I'm first then you guys! biggrin
Cait Sith: We hear you. neutral
Cloud: *bumps into Yuffie, causing her to spill her materia*
Yuffie: evil WHY DID YOU BUMP INTO ME!? *Picking up the materia* Ooh look you guys, Black Materia! surprised
Sephiroth: *walks in, bumping into everyone, he seizes the Black Materia and eats it whole* BURRRRRRP! blaugh
Cloud: eek Did you see that?! surprised Did you see that?!! surprised He just swallowed that thing then burped! xd
Cait Sith: Yes we did... 3nodding stare
Aerith: *Trips, falls over and bumps her head on a brick wall* OW MOTHER F*CKER!! scream
Cait Sith: Everyone stop bumping into things! mad
Cloud: *Pointing retardedly* She just bumped her mother f*cking head! Please tell me you saw that! Did you?! Huh?! Huh?! HUH?! surprised
Lucrecia: Shut the f*ck up...! rolleyes
Cloud: OKAY! biggrin *Skips away merrily, bumping into everything* hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk!
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:35 pm
Rufus: Hm, what shall we do now? We've tried every attemp to eliminate AVALANCHE. I'm at a loss of idea.
Tsing: Maybe we could just leave them alone. You know, let them accomplish their little mission so we can continue with our work.
Rufus: How about this fact Tsing, THEIR PLANS RUIN OUR BUISNESS IN MAKO PRODUCTION!!! Such a moron, why are we the only 2 at this meeting?
Tsing: Good question. Maybe it has something to do with processed bologna.
Rufus: ....Bologna?
Tsing: Yeah, is it bacon or ham?
Rufus: ....I freaking hate you.
Tsing: And a figgy pudding to you too President.
Rufus: ...tushay Tsing...tushay
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:50 pm
That is sorta sad on so many levels, Bra....
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:59 pm
rofl
I had one but lost it.
*luffs the Rufus and Tseng one*
"Tushay" is actuall spelt "touche" (with an accent), but I understand. ^_^
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:42 pm
Cid: I saved 15 gil by switching to Geico!
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:44 pm
Tifa: Cloud is great in bed but he reaches his limit break too fast. rofl
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:04 pm
Sephiroth: "I'm sick of this sword its not even that great",
Cloud seeing ruby jump from the sand: "ok were screwed"
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:22 pm
Aldavar Tifa: Cloud is great in bed but he reaches his limit break too fast. rofl REALLY FUNNY!
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:26 pm
Warning on a Cigarettes packet:
A special warning for Cid Highwind:
Our cigarretes are complaining from you, they say that your mouth smells rotten....... I MEAN BRUSH YOUR FU**ING TEETH FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
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