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 Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:34 pm
Sepheroth: Awwwwwwwwwwwww but mom I dont wana destroy my clone and all his friends today......... gonk
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:34 pm
Barret: I'll give you the money Cloud, Marlene don't have to go to school. (in the background) Marlene: But dad, I wanna g...
Barret: Shut the hell up you little brat!!! scream
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:51 am
Barret: I pity the fool!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:47 am
god` Barret: I pity the fool!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:12 am
cloud:
i fell pretty oh so pretty i feel pretty and witty and bright and i pity and girl who isn't me tonight
lalalal
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:19 am
schzoid_baka  Aerith: "Bwahahaha!! Time to cleanse this [explict deleted] [explict deleted] stupid planet once and for all!!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:58 am
Cloud: "You are most like, Tifa? What the F*ck?"
Tifa: "What?"
Cloud: "I took this test to see who I am, and it says I'm you!"
Tifa: "That's crazy! You're not me, you're Sephiroth's clone! Oops..."
Cloud: "What do you mean I'm Sephiroth's clone? I'm Cloud! Right..?"
Tifa: "He knows to much, get him!"
Barret: *knocks him out with a bat* "Stupid Chocobo headed clone..."
Cloud: "You hit Tifa, dude."
Barret: "Oh sh*t."
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:40 pm
It was Cloud's birthday, everyone came with presents for Cloud, one by one, they gave their presents to Cloud...
Tifa: hey, I brought you some watermelons, they're perfect!
Cloud: redface sweatdrop
Vincent: I bought you these fangs, so that you can bite what you like...
Cloud: and what do I like?!
Vincent *looks at Tifa*
*Tifa slaps him* Vincent: OWW!
Cloud: sweatdrop
Red XIII: hey, I gotcha some dog food!
Barret: Yo man, I broughtcha some oil from the oilfield that we found...
Cloud: what shall I do with it?
Barret: hmmm... *looks at Tifa*: you can oil what you like!
*Tifa slaps him* Barret: Mommy crying
Yuffie: I brought you Odin materia!
Cloud: why?
Yuffie*innocently*: they said you like long spears!
Cloud: sweatdrop
Sephiroth: Cloud, I forged another Masamune just for you!
Cloud: oh thanx! but why did you bother?!
Sephiroth: so we can switch turns
Cloud: what turns?!
Sephiroth: you know, TURNS! you were giving me such a hard time with your Buster blade, but a Masamune would make it easier cuz it's thinner and longer!!!
Cloud: sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
Cait Sith: I'll give you my microphone so that everyone would hear you declaring your love to Sephiroth loudly!
Team: we already know that!
Cloud: sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
Cid: oops! I forgot to buy you a present!
Cloud: how rude! it's my birthday!
Cid: sorry...
Tia: guys, let's have the cake now
Barret: Cloud, make a wish and blow the candles
*Cloud made a wish, blew the candles and BOOM! the cake exploded and everyone was covered with cake!*
Cid: BWAHAHAHAHAAA! how do you like my present! it's called Candle Dynamite!
Team: Cid! stare
Cid: mrgreen
*Cloud got up, and he found that the Masamune coming outta his pants! he tried to remove it but he couldn't!*
Barret: seems that your wish is granted! mrgreen
Sephiroth: oh boy! I can't take it anymore! Cloud let's go now! YOUR MASAMUNE ROCKS!
Cloud *trying to hide it with his hands*: sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
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THE TRUE RAZGRIZ rolled 3 20-sided dice:
15, 5, 2
Total: 22 (3-60)
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:21 pm
why is everyone making gay comments about cloud and sephiroth?
well gotta post something
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one day Cid and Sarra got married (by a miracle) and everyone was happy
untill one day they had a fight and broke up
so Cid went to vissit Cloud and Tifa who were living together
Cid:Hi Tifa how are ya?
Tifa:-Hi Cid what are you doing here?
Cid:-Me and Sara had a fight...
Tifa:-Oh god that's terrible..is she here?
Cid:-Nah she's at home
*Cloud enters the room*
Cloud:-Hi Tifa.Hi Cid....AHHHHHH
Tifa:-What's the mater?
Cloud:-if he's here then that means the other one is here too and she scares me sad
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:39 pm
((I know this is a scenario but bear with me here))
Cloud:*walks out of 7th Heaven*
Sephiroth: *jumps in front of him with Masamune in his hand* HAHAH! I can kill you now!
Cloud: *looks apprehensive* What do you want?
Sephiroth: *laughs maniacally* I'm going to kill you and the rest of your friends, then take over the world, of course.
Cloud: *brings out Buster Sword* Fine, bring it!
Sephiroth: *gets into a fighting stance* You'll never win!
*I ride up on my motorcycle (looks exactly like Fenrir)*
Me: *rolls eyes* Great....You're fighting....AGAIN.
Cloud: *lowers sword* Well, what do you want me to do?
Sephiroth: *lowers Masamune* Who the hell is that? *looks at Cloud*
Cloud: *sighs* Star, can you come back some other time?
Sephiroth: *looks interested* Star, huh? That's a really beautiful name.
Me: *turns engine back on* Too bad I'm spoken for.
Sephiroth: WHAT?!
Cloud: *laughs* Looks like you can't have her huh?
Sephiroth: *glares* Who is he?
Me: *rides off*
Cloud: Rufus Shinra *looks at Sephiroth, then raises his Buster Sword and kills him**looks disappointed* I wanted a bigger fight than that but I guess this works.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:18 pm
omg these are all funny as hell
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THE TRUE RAZGRIZ rolled 3 20-sided dice:
13, 9, 19
Total: 41 (3-60)
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:24 pm
(I took this from American Wedding)
Cloud:-get a job, get paid, and then get laid that is the philosophy of the Spiky Meister
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:41 pm
Cid: *Takes deep breath and exhales* ^_^ Cloud look at er'. When you look at the highwind, wadduya see?
Cloud: I...I see...some kinda cat...like a puma.
Cid: eek A Puma!?
Cloud: Yeah, that-that front part there looks like a catish nose, and-and-and that ropes hanging off the sides look like long whiskers.
Cid: Cloud, the Highwind does not look like a "Puma"...why...THAT'S IN INSULT ON MY SHIP!!!
Barret: Hey what's going on over there?
Cid: Hey Barret, Cloud says the ship looks like a "Puma"!
Cloud: I mean look at it! The back looks like it could be-
Barret: What a "Tail"? It looks like a highwind to me.
Cid: Exactly!
Reno: Can you make out what they're talking about?
Rude: I dunno, looks like they're talking about their new ship. Strange it looks familiar to me...like...like some kinda cat, ya know? Like a um...a...
Reno: A puma?
Rude: Yeah Yeah! That's it! A puma.
Cid: So Cloud, what's it look like now? Huh? A weasle?
Cloud: *Sigh* No...
Barret: Or maybe a ferret? Huh, Cid?! Ha Ha Ha
Cloud: No...no...it look...like a highwind...*starts to walk away*
Cid: Oh Berret what's that thing in Mex-e-o-co, that-that eat's the goats?
Barret: What? A Choopacobra?
Cid: Yeah Yeah! Hey Cloud! How bout a "Choopacobra" huh? Ha Ha Ha
Cloud: *sigh* N-No...it...it's a highwind...
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:44 pm
(I know no one made this up cause I just thought of it.)
Cloud: I got a lovly bunch of coconuts.*had two coconuts near his shirt*
Tifa: O.o..............
Cloud: What ? *shows coconuts*
Tifa:...........
(for those of you who didnt get it......tough.)
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:53 pm
El Portablay omg these are all funny as hell well that's the point... lolz Sephiroth: "Yea! Silly! heart 3nodding heart "
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