Welcome to Gaia! ::

Also, wanted to add that I'm still working on things "blind" (meaning writing up stickies in notebooks, which is pretty limiting as far as knowing how I'll use the work or format it, etc) and wanted to make sure the first post in this Ministry Sticky looks okay. I'm trying to model some other stuff after it and wanted to know if y'all think it looks okay.

Weird random question yeah.

OKAY I LOVE YOU BYE.

We're busy as hell, but my mother dropped off her laptop this morning and since my Internet is still connected until tomorrow, I've been on and off checking things and setting my bank account in order.

Jessica Hubbard / Kat Godsey
5127 E Zimmerly
Wichita Kansas (KS) 67218

Is 800 pixels the max for you, Mike? It's 833; I usually make the artist trim it to 800, but I reckon I overlooked this one. I'll have to trim the new front page's layout too, then... though that won't be a problem. ninja You guys won't see its amazingness until the day I actually open this b***h. Which, again, is cursed -- EVERY time I see its opening on the horizon, my computer or connection explodes. DAMN YOU GUILD.


....But I love you. *Snuggles guild and its members*

I'm hoping to get online again by Wednesday. Again, the library offers 1 hour slots, so I hope to use it often.



BE POSITIVE ABOUT WORK, MAH ONLY MALE FRIEND SINCE I MADE THE OTHERS GO AWAY FOR TRYING TO ******** MY GIRLFRIEND. X3 I saw your to-do list and I must say I'm happy that you're getting regular cash that seems to be mounting. Don't let things build up; def talk to supervisors regarding anything that's bothering you, so the air is clear -- or you'll get all bitter and stab people.

I don't know if you're having trouble anymore -- I can't sit down long enough to read backpages -- but I have been worried. You are soft and cute and I want to snuggle you and/or sleep in your closet to get nude pics for Cassy and I's use.

OMG I LOVE YOUUUU. Yes. I do. *Ruffles hair*

*FLAILSQUEEFACECLING*

crying I love you guys so much, miss you! biggrin Glad to hear you're okay though, I was hoping it wasn't a 'things come in threes' type situation. x_X

8D Anyways, I hope you guys can get jobs pretty soon, ones that aren't at all horrible and are fun to work at.

x3 Godsey. Hehehe. NOW I CAN STALK YOU FULLY. D<

WOW. Ministry sticky looks awesome! the banner doesn't stretch for me, but I have a 19 inch screen and I have it at like.... 1280x something resolution. biggrin Tiny words!

*RAPERAPERAPE*

Sorry, obligatory. 8D Hah, you guys could, if you could squeeze it in in like, 3 weeks, always move up here. wink I'm moving out of the place I'm in now, and I don't think the landlord has anyone to live here.

Granted, it's a bit drafty, but you two always seemed like the type who were good at putting up protests about stuff like that. ;D $400, and I bet Kat could get a job at K-mart easily. :O :O :O XD Haha!

crying You wouldn't fit in my apartment though, sadly.

ANYWAYS. ******** VIRUS. D< ANGER.

.... wait.... porn.... virus.... porn.... virus... pooooorn.... viiiirus....

Couldn't be related, maybe. Nope, not at all. biggrin

GOOD THING I HAVE A LOT OF FREAKIN' STAMPS!!!!!! biggrin And yay for libraries. ^_^ Mmmmm, delicious books and internet access.

KAAAAAT! biggrin Sorry again for the folding, I have proper sized envelopes now so I can send unsquished things! ^_^

XD I know what you mean about the mail. BILLS. EVEN THE COLLEGE LETTERS ASK ME FOR MONEY. D: *Orientation money, crap like that* PFft.

And the same goes from me to the both of you too! <3 Love you, stay safe, and full of food. Even if it is just egg salad for a week. X_X Though I hope you have better than that.

biggrin And Naz, you're so dedicated. XD Awesome! :3 I can't wait to see what you've written up! WRAWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

And thanks for the shortened signature code! ^_-


WRAWRFLAILSPASMSQUEAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@MIKE: biggrin Hey dur. Um, yeah. Naz posted the address. But it was on page 253 if you were curious as to where I found it.

WAIT. SO HAVE YOU GONE TO SIX FLAGS YET? I forget what day you said... XD biggrin Go do some fun stuff!

I went swimming the other day, took a whole pickup truck full of stuff to goodwill, did some other crap, and got rid of two couches! Imma go to Goodwill tomorrow- I spotted these two girls bringing this REALLY awesome reclining loveseat into Goodwill. I'm going to see if I can buy it, because the once couch I was going to keep someone wanted and it smells anyways so yeah.

XP

FUN DAY TOMORROW. HAVE LOTS TO DO. biggrin

Loves you too, omfg. <3 EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

UHM, Saosin? Nine Inch Nails? (any of them really) I do not know my brain is mushy right now cuz I just got back from SIX FLAGS. I am all worn out... I will post longer... sometime sooooon. After work tomorrow or something. x_x Argh death.

YAY.

MOTHER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I don't know why, exactly, maybe because it's, in reality, a sentient being who loves to ******** with me, but today my mouse decided it was going to start being a b***h. It moves just fine, of course, until I'm trying to do something. Then it comes just a centimeter short of the address box, hovers just above or to the side of where I want to click, until I try to drag it more purposefully, where it then skips OVER The button and gets stuck on the other side.

:/

Of course it also decides to do this when I'm trying to outline/colour Mike's picture for the contest. So here I'm trying to make the lines bend right, and the stupid mouse makes the arrow stop moving in s**t.

Now, first thing I did was open it on the bottom to see if the bars and things needed cleaning. They seemed fine. But when I put the bottom back on and tried to turn it to lock it into place- for some reason it stayed loose, and as I moved the mouse, the bottom then turned and fell out with the ball.

Soon thereafter when the mouse jerked again and messed up a line I was trying to do for the ten millionth time, I inevitably screamed and swore at it as I repeatedly smashed it up and down upon the surface of the desk.

Needless to say, it only scrolls up and down, but is very jerky, and now I have to go buy a new ******** mouse tomorrow. v_v

I could fix it, but as I was trying to shake the little grey wheel that had fallen off out. (It wouldn't come out for anything, rattling around loosely, and I couldn't get my fingers on it) It eventually took the opportunity to escape, fall right from my palm in a tiny space I didn't have covered, and disappear onto the floor.

WELL ******** YOU, MOUSE. ******** ******** YOU. ILL ******** GET A NEW ONE AND SMASH YOU AGAINST THE HOUSE TOMORROW.

HOW THE ******** YOU LIKE THAT?

*ENRAGED*

EDIT: So I was so pissed off, and it was only eight, I decided to bike down to K-mart. This had three purposes. One, I was so pissed off I just needed to blow some steam. 2. I was just going to do something else, but realized I have no books/movies/tv/videogames, so I decided to go look for a mouse. 3. I was feeling so pissed off and just in a bad mood and sad, I wanted to get some candy.

v_v

So I go to K-mart.... and wouldn't you know it? THEY HAPPEN TO BE ALL ******** OUT OF THE ROLLING BALL MICE!!!!! So I almost start crying right there for some reason, and decide to wander around the store for a few minutes. I think I picked up and put down like, 6 or 7 different snack/food/junk items, before I circled back around and went and bought the $13 optical mouse. It said it could be used for Windows 98 SE, so I thought maybe it would work for my computer.

I bet you don't even need two guesses to know it didn't. v_v So now I have to return it tomorrow. I'm going to go to Goodwill because I thought I saw a mouse or two on the shelves. Better than paying Six dollars for one. Either that or I'll just go back and see if they've stocked again.

Anyways, I almost brought a bag of Hershey's hugs up there........ but then I dropped them off finally by the linens and picked up a pack of pokemon cards instead. One dollar more, but made me happier than the chocolate would have.

I have this awesome shiny Lumineon card! Holy crap this pokemon is badass! Has badass moves anyways. XD Hahah. And I got a voltorb AND an electrode! And two magnemites! But different ones! WOOT!

I dunno. I was just walking around the store looking and feeling very sad, hoping someone would notice too. No one did. v_v I went outside and opened my pokemon cards, gave them a quick look and missed looking at like 4 of them because I confused the voltorb with the electrode. And then biked home (It was dark by then, but I have a headlight for my bike)

All I want to do now is go back outside on my bike, go on the trail, and peddle the ******** out of the thing. But it's too dark, probably dangerous. Besides, who knows if someone might be out jogging at night or what...

Decided to just bear my broken mouse. I just feel dumb though... because it's just a mouse, y'know? Not a big deal. I just got os angry and smashed the hell out of it...

It's because I watched this movie today, 'Into the ******** ******** in the movie basically dismisses all the awesome people he met who really saw him as family. (He broke the one old man's heart, I felt, by his lack of apathy, he didn't even say a few ******** words that'd make the guy feel better (He wanted to 'adopt' him and be the guy's grandpa) When the old guy cried the one tear I cried so bad. v_V

And then the stupid little s**t had to go and ******** die in the end. And of course he found his 'happiness' he was loking for by running off to live inthe wilds of alaska. But he learned that HAPPINESS IS NO ******** GOOD WITH NO ONE TO SHARE IT WITH. AND THEN HE ******** GAVE UP AND DIED LIKE A STUPID b***h.

Sure, he feels better, all smiling in the end and pretending he's running itno the arms of his parents. But he didn't give them ONE LETTER for two years. He didn't contact them for TWO YEARS. And then he's going ot be al ******** sappy at the end? When he's leaving them behind? When the old man's going to wait for him, and maybe only haer of his death on the news? When the girl he met in the trailerpark was left behind without a proper goodbye? And the hippie couple who were friends and almost parents to him? When his real parents have, because of his absence, changed and actually become better people, which he'll never see? When his sister was missing him so much, and began to doubt he even cared about her/loved her in the end inside? He's just going to grin his dumbass up at the sky from inside his stupid bus and die?

It just pissed me off. I wish I hadn't watched ********, I don't know, sorry. Just having a random shitty day. It seems instead of crying I just get pissed off and angry and s**t. I just wish I could cry instead because being angry only makes me want to smash s**t I can't afford to replace.

Omg, nooooo! What's the point if you don't go on the big rides. XD I mean, waterpark, yeah. And ********, 95? O_o HOT! But yeah. biggrin You should have just had Austin squeeze you in his big, hairy, ape-like, manly arms and keep you safe.

:O

You should have raped Robin. Or asked Robin where batman was, because he was probably hiding so he wouldn't get buttraped by the big guy. wink HAHAHAAAAH. ******** YOU SUPER WOMAN. YOU ARE A KNOCKOFF INTENDED TO LURE FEMALE READERS TO COMICS. BUT YOU WERE SO LAME, THERE'S LIKE, NO WAY, DUDE. NO F-ING WAY.

Hahhhhhhhhh...... razz ******** yeah, free tickets! That's pretty sweet. wink YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR FOOTWEAR! YOU NUTJOB. Keep that in mind for the future. Strap them to your EYES if you have to. Did you get anything? O_o WITH ALL OF THAT WORK MONEY. I WOULD THINK SO.

PFfffttt..... and I still haven't gotten a new mouse. (They didn't have one at Good Will, and they were STILL out of stock at K-mart. Pfft.)

So I ended up returning the crappy optical mouse, buying $5 worth of gum (Six packs of stride gum, which... they're like 1.5 times the size of the trident I like. SO ******** YEAH.) Aaaand.... I bought this cute CD case that looks like a baseball from Good Will, because I'd need one to carry around CDS in. Also I found this awesome, brand new looking portable organizer. I really needed one for just school, because with all my papers in my accordian organizer, it's...... full to exploding.

OH AND I FOUND A HAND BEATER. You know, where you hold the handle and turn the other handle, and the beaters go. Which is awesome because I only have this big electric beater now, and I much prefer the new one. razz

So basically... spent the $13 I got back from the mouse. PFff.... I only have a few bucks left that I know I can spend if I want. I just can't help it... every time I go to Goodwill, I see something I NEED. Not just want, but NEEEDDDDDDDDD.

Hahah. I was supposed to be organizign the garage today and getting more crap ready for goodwill... but it was raining. razz RAINING. And this older gentleman came to see my mom's car........ and it started raining, HARD. Like, there was an inch of rain on the ground! But I have this huge assed umbrella, so I let him into the car so he could see what's what.

Only... he ........

He got trapped in the car. :/ Because the doors wouldn't open. And I tried to open them, but no matter how hard I pulled, they wouldn't open. And it was raining like a b***h, seriously. So finally, he decides he's going to have to try to climb out the car. I put this plastic tub out for him to step on, but it wibbles as soon as he gets his foot on it. But his wife came out, and she was smiling, and I apologized like a mofo, and he seemed in good spirits. xD

The funny thing is, as soon as he got out, I crawled in to try and open the car. And I pulled the handle and pushed and it came open, no trouble. O_o

THE CAR DID NOT LIKE THAT MAN APPARENTLY.

But it was sucky because I realized that, instead of making this older guy who had arthritis crawl out of the window, I could have just gotten in there and opened ti from the inside, while he sat in the passenger's seat. xD

It aws funny and mortifying at the same time. xD

ALSO I AM IN A BETTER MOOD, AND I HAVE DONE MORE PACKING, AND ORGANIZING, AND CLEANING! The computer/dining area is virtually clean/packed. And 1/4 of my livingroom is cluttered up now with boxes, bags, and shelving. xD Hah.

OH AND THERES A ******** CRICKET IN THE HOUSE. A ******** CRICKET THAT SITS IN THE KITCHEN AND CRICKETS LOUDLY ALL NIGHT. AND I COULDN'T FIND IT NO MATTER HOW HARD I STOMPED AROUND LAST NIGHT.

XD

Uhhhhhhhhrrrrghhhhhhhhhh---------- Don't let yourself be like that. XD So tired from work you just wanna get home and then sitt here staring blankly until it's time to sleep. Mechanically shoveling food into your mouth.

RUN! RUN FAR AWAY!

Get a whole bunch of sleep. biggrin SLEEP UNTIL ONE.

I'll keep it short tonight- Went and spent the credit I had. Got NIN- With Teeth, -Further down the spiral - closer to god.

And this CD by these people called 'SETI' For some reason it always catches my eye when I'm in that place.

Listening to it now. Not impressed. It's actually kind of making me laugh, because... the singing/heavy metal is just so.... 'OMFG WRAWR WRAWR LOTS OF DRUMS WRAWR WARAWR'

And the guys are dressed up like ICP's cousins. O_o It's actually kind of giving me a headache.

EDIT: Whoops. The CD's called S.E.T.I, the band's called the Kovenant.....O_o

But yeah. A lot of the songs start out good... and then it's just 'WRAWRWRAWR WRAWR DRUMS DRUMS DRUMS WRAWR BAD SINGING WRAWER WRAWR DRUMS DRUMS DRUMS NO TUNE WRAWRWRAWRWRAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrr SAME TUNE SAME TUNE WITH SAME LAME SINGING PUT TO DIFFERENT MUSIC'

Yeah.

*catches up on everything*

Goshhhhh, I hate it when computers die x_x but yay for public access to internet!

I'm still working through everything else . . . why does everything important happen when I'm gone? gonk