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 Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:34 pm
The Kitsune Hanyou *Han running like hell while Leia is on his tail, ready to kill* Leia: HAN!!! GET BACK HERE YOU PERVERT!!! YOU STOLE MY BRA!!! AGAIN!!! Han: No! I didn't!!! I didn't!! Well... wink not this time!!! Leia: LIAR!!! WHO ELSE COULD HAVE TAKEN IT?!! *The run out of the room. Luke looks around, seeing no one, he pulls the bra out from his pocket* Luke: xd ...Cont. *luke puts on the bra* Luke: Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni, put some cheese in the middle and whaddaya get? Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni....
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:58 pm
Deep_insanity The Kitsune Hanyou *Han running like hell while Leia is on his tail, ready to kill* Leia: HAN!!! GET BACK HERE YOU PERVERT!!! YOU STOLE MY BRA!!! AGAIN!!! Han: No! I didn't!!! I didn't!! Well... wink not this time!!! Leia: LIAR!!! WHO ELSE COULD HAVE TAKEN IT?!! *The run out of the room. Luke looks around, seeing no one, he pulls the bra out from his pocket* Luke: xd ...Cont. *luke puts on the bra* Luke: Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni, put some cheese in the middle and whaddaya get? Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni,Macaroni.... ha ha a Knox refrence.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:27 pm
I love my job. - Palpatine
( Wait, he might actually say that... )
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:49 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:06 pm
((XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
actually, they say that in the spa(i)nish dub.))
Yoda: Goodburger, I give you welcome to. To the Goodburger it is home. Take your order, may I?
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:44 pm
Nospai Deathous ((XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD actually, they say that in the spa(i)nish dub.)) Yoda: Goodburger, I give you welcome to. To the Goodburger it is home. Take your order, may I? Thats funny!
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:51 pm
Obi-Wan: Hello, I was wondering if you could help me look for a planet.
Librarian jedi lady in Ep. II: SHHHHHHHH!! THIS IS A LIBRARY! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO STUDY!!!!
((how much more milage can i get outta all that, i wonder?))
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:26 pm
Mace Windu: -wearing wife beater, saggy pants, and a bunch of jewelry stuff and talking to Yoda- Dawg, I got some serious bling-bling!
Yoda:Bling bling, what is?
Mace Windu: -punch-
[insert Jedi lightsaber duel that reminds me of ballet]
whee
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:34 pm
*Shot of millenium falcon*
Narrator: Fastest ship in the galaxy: One good sabacc hand
*Cut to Han and Leia*
Narrator: Stretchy pants: certified rebel attire
Han and Leia: ninja
*Han and Leia make out. Just then Luke walks in*
Luke: eek
Han and Leia: eek
Narrator: Catching your sister over using her tongue: priceless.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's a blaster.
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:51 pm
Stormie: The rebels are gaining ground!
Imp Commander: Then we will fight them... West Side Story Style!
* Stormies march in that finger-snapping walk in unison, while the rebels do the same, until they meet *
( In sing-song voices )
Stormies: All you are rebel scum!
Rebels: And we will win!
Stormies: There is no turning back!
Rebels: Giving up would be a sin!
Both sides together: Because there only be 1 triumphant side!
* they all start to go into a very odd-looking battle filled with ballet choerography *
Vader: * wakes up suddenly * Gagh! * heavy breathing * That's it, no more gargle blasters before bed.
Palpatine: * wakes up next to Vader * Something wrong?
Vader: It was that dream again.
Palpatine: Oh. You're lucky. I keep getting the one where they're all dressed in frilly tutus.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:10 am
Darkened Angel Stormie: The rebels are gaining ground! Imp Commander: Then we will fight them... West Side Story Style! * Stormies march in that finger-snapping walk in unison, while the rebels do the same, until they meet * ( In sing-song voices ) Stormies: All you are rebel scum! Rebels: And we will win! Stormies: There is no turning back! Rebels: Giving up would be a sin! Both sides together: Because there only be 1 triumphant side! * they all start to go into a very odd-looking battle filled with ballet choerography * Vader: * wakes up suddenly * Gagh! * heavy breathing * That's it, no more gargle blasters before bed. Palpatine: * wakes up next to Vader * Something wrong? Vader: It was that dream again. Palpatine: Oh. You're lucky. I keep getting the one where they're all dressed in frilly tutus. XD that is funny ha ha. Cloner being interveiwed: Oh what do I do? Oh Im a cloner on Kamino. All people think cloning is very difficult with all those tubes out there in the main hall. *pulls a near lever and a clone pops out of a machine* Clone: Hail the republic! Cloner: Hail the republic, There mainly for show. all the real action is right here *pulls lever again* Clone: Hail the repulblic! Cloner: Hail the republic. I mean, my jobs not bad at all but it sorta gets a little repeditive. *pulls lever* Clone: Hail my pants!!! Cloner: Hail your pan- hey! Excuse me for a second. *gets blaster and hunts the last clone down*
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:46 am
The Scene: the battle between Darth Maul and Qui-gon and Obi-wan. Quigon has just been run through. Obi leaps to the attack.((end movie, begin falsehood)) the two sides slash at each other but obi-wan gets pwned and knocked into the pit. as he dangles there Maul stands above him and sneers.
Maul: Foolish jedi! Nothing can match the power of the Sith!
???: This one begs to differ.
Maul turns around and sees a short skinny man with long red hair in a pony tail and a cross shaped scar on his left cheek. Maul laughs.
Maul: What the hell is this? look at you! you look like a girl! hell you don't even have a Lightsaber! you've got no chance! best run along now while the big boys play.
The man says nothing but begins to step forward.
Maul:Oh? so the little man wants to play jedi eh? well bring it girly man. you'll beg for mercy bef-
in the blink of an eye the swordsman has closed the distance and slammed his dulled blade into the sith's side. ribs can audibly be heard cracking. Maul's expression is one of complete suprise as he topples down the shaft.
The swordsman sheaths his sword, bows and cooly walks out.
Obiwan finaly climbs back up and looks around perplexed.
Obiwan:what just happened? sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:18 am
Psychiatrist: Und you have zis problem since vhen?
Jar-Jar sad talking like john wayne): Ever since han shot me in the mouth.
Psychiatrist: Und vhy did he do his?
Jar-Jar(as MC hammer): I asked him to, foo'.
Psychiatrist:..... confused
Jar-Jar(as terminator):Meesa no have a problem. Meesa'll be back!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:42 pm
Cale Darksun The Scene: the battle between Darth Maul and Qui-gon and Obi-wan. Quigon has just been run through. Obi leaps to the attack.((end movie, begin falsehood)) the two sides slash at each other but obi-wan gets pwned and knocked into the pit. as he dangles there Maul stands above him and sneers. Maul: Foolish jedi! Nothing can match the power of the Sith! ???: This one begs to differ. Maul turns around and sees a short skinny man with long red hair in a pony tail and a cross shaped scar on his left cheek. Maul laughs. Maul: What the hell is this? look at you! you look like a girl! hell you don't even have a Lightsaber! you've got no chance! best run along now while the big boys play. The man says nothing but begins to step forward. Maul:Oh? so the little man wants to play jedi eh? well bring it girly man. you'll beg for mercy bef- in the blink of an eye the swordsman has closed the distance and slammed his dulled blade into the sith's side. ribs can audibly be heard cracking. Maul's expression is one of complete suprise as he topples down the shaft. The swordsman sheaths his sword, bows and cooly walks out. Obiwan finaly climbs back up and looks around perplexed. Obiwan:what just happened? sweatdrop con't * Sano comes running, just missing Kenshin * Sano: * heavy breathing * Did you see a guy who looks like a girl come by here? Obi-Wan: No. I couldn't see what happened, but I heard the sound of some n00b getting PWN3D! Maul: * struggling to talk * That cheap-a** hacked, I swear! Sano: 57|=|_| //()()8!!!!!!1111111ONE!!!!!11111
Obi-Wan: ... What?
Maul: ... O...kay...
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:21 pm
Leia: Imps are on us again, and you STILL can't get this bucket of bolts flying!
Han: Its ok, babe. The Falcon hasn't failed us yet! Punch it Chewie!
Chewie: Raaaaawr! *Hits the ignition*
The Falcon sputters and winks out
Han: GAA!! I don't know how we're going to get out of this one!
Random dude walks into the cockpit, turns a few knobs and presses a few buttons. The Falcon roars to life.
Han: Wow! You genius!
Dude: No I'm not, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
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