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 Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:04 pm
My boss said this one at work today at the All-Hands Staff Meeting
"Marketing is like sex: only fools pay for it."
xd rofl xd
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:05 pm
^ I love this. XDDDD
I wish I could remember the hilarious quote a friend of mine said today at school while he and a group of friends played Fluxx, but sadly I can't. So to make up for my incompetence I give you this little "pearl" of wisdom:
"So Pokémon Platinum…Wherein a young genius whose name refers to the sun uses arcane forces to create a better world, starting off altruistic but becoming overall heartless, against even his strongest supporters. He’s pursued by a sweets-obsessed specialist and their childish protégé, and at the end, he gets taken away by a god of death. I have just described the plot of Death Note." –F***YeahPokémonVillains
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:29 pm
"It's driving me nuts!"
"Yarrr, like a steerin' wheel in me pants!"
-two of my co-workers
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:00 pm
This isn't exactly a bizarre quote...but I have a song by The Police stuck in my head.
"DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME!"
heart heart heart heart
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:21 pm
"Please don't get me kicked out of here. I actually come here often."
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:13 pm
"If your boobs could talk, the stories they could tell." XD
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:04 pm
"You must construct additional supply depots"
"LIKE HELL I DO YOU GODDAMN GAME!" (insert additional rage here)
-Any Terran player's reaction while playing Starcraft
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:50 am
[2:45:08 AM] Friend: Whacha doing up so late?
[2:45:56 AM] Me: Can't sleep. You?
[2:46:12 AM] Friend: Same. Thinking about life
[2:47:27 AM] Me: Contemplating your own mortality?
[2:48:55 AM] Friend: What do you mean I'm immoral?
Apparently, my friend needs sleep. XD
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:00 am
When you walk into a room & forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:15 pm
"George? What's with all the chairs? George, why are we installing a fireplace. I don't think that's a very goodOHMYGOD GEORGE IS ON FIRE"
-thought bubbles of my Sims last time I played
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:58 pm
"The secret life of turkeys. They get their crunk on every Wednesday night." -Part of a conversation about a magazine article on turkeys with my mother this evening (don't ask.) XD
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:08 pm
"You mean people use Amazon for more than just to buy books? That's a waste of money that could be spent on books!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:14 pm
Can I do that?
'Sure'
WAAAAIT, Can I shoot my laser at the bottom of the pool, creating a steam bubble that bursts and sends water everywhere, and that refreezes because the Chilling Mist is still around, and then SMASH IT WITH MY MACE AND MAKE IT FALL ON PEOPLE FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE?
'uhh......YES'
-Good times at the D&D game today
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:55 pm
“…Is the new guy wearing a Snuggie? Dude, I think that’s a Snuggie.” –F***YeahPokémonVillains: other Pokémon Villains on Ghetsis after meeting him for the first time
YOU ALL KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:58 am
SWAN DIVE
INTO THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE
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