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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:23 pm


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Well I'm sure you know everyone else's embarassing patronages?


Of course I do. I'm Hermes - I know this kind of stuff. cool

And I'm sure you've crossed many boundaries to get that information.


There have been a few. None that you would know of, of course. cool

Well would you kindly stop digging through my rubbish bins to get new information- there's nothing in there that you will find interesting!


You'd be surprised at what you'll learn by looking through a person's trash, among other things. ninja
PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:55 pm


Hermes the Herald
Sindavra
Hermes the Herald
Sindavra
Hermes the Herald
Sindavra

Well I'm sure you know everyone else's embarassing patronages?


Of course I do. I'm Hermes - I know this kind of stuff. cool

And I'm sure you've crossed many boundaries to get that information.


There have been a few. None that you would know of, of course. cool

Well would you kindly stop digging through my rubbish bins to get new information- there's nothing in there that you will find interesting!


You'd be surprised at what you'll learn by looking through a person's trash, among other things. ninja

You do it reguarly? I'm suprised you're not the patron of snoops!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:01 pm


Sindavra
Hermes the Herald
Sindavra
Hermes the Herald
Sindavra

And I'm sure you've crossed many boundaries to get that information.


There have been a few. None that you would know of, of course. cool

Well would you kindly stop digging through my rubbish bins to get new information- there's nothing in there that you will find interesting!


You'd be surprised at what you'll learn by looking through a person's trash, among other things. ninja

You do it reguarly? I'm suprised you're not the patron of snoops!


Not really, actually. I was just curious, is all.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:27 pm


Hermes the Herald
Sindavra
Hermes the Herald
Sindavra
Hermes the Herald
Sindavra

And I'm sure you've crossed many boundaries to get that information.


There have been a few. None that you would know of, of course. cool

Well would you kindly stop digging through my rubbish bins to get new information- there's nothing in there that you will find interesting!


You'd be surprised at what you'll learn by looking through a person's trash, among other things. ninja

You do it reguarly? I'm suprised you're not the patron of snoops!


Not really, actually. I was just curious, is all.

Curious? What could possibly be in there that you want? Don't answer that.

Sindavra


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:29 am


Hermes the Herald
You know Discarded, I don't think he's actually going to mind. He seems rather okay with that, actually. lol


Damn straight. Though Ariadne was quite the little fox. heart So Hermes, not uncomfortable over your patronage of masturbation?

@Moneta What does your name mean? It's just so interesting that I am continuously enraptured by the possibilities.

@Davra I sincerely hope you lock your doors at night. There's no telling what Hermes will do to get his next scoop. confused
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:37 am


Aren't you married to Ariadne, Dion?

Peleandra


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:44 am


Dionysus or Bacchus
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You know Discarded, I don't think he's actually going to mind. He seems rather okay with that, actually. lol


Damn straight. Though Ariadne was quite the little fox. heart So Hermes, not uncomfortable over your patronage of masturbation?

@Moneta What does your name mean? It's just so interesting that I am continuously enraptured by the possibilities.

@Davra I sincerely hope you lock your doors at night. There's no telling what Hermes will do to get his next scoop. confused

As if I didn't! I even use protective wards around the house- there was once an uncomfortable incident with a Draug (corporeal undead) that found its way into my home after being disturbed from its tomb. Luckily, I was able to put it back into its tomb without having to destroy or decapitate it.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:31 am


~ContessaLeandra~
Aren't you married to Ariadne, Dion?

Its hard to be in a relationship with the once dead. After I won her back from Hades she wasn't the same. emo

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:42 pm


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You know Discarded, I don't think he's actually going to mind. He seems rather okay with that, actually. lol


Damn straight. Though Ariadne was quite the little fox. heart So Hermes, not uncomfortable over your patronage of masturbation?

@Moneta What does your name mean? It's just so interesting that I am continuously enraptured by the possibilities.

@Davra I sincerely hope you lock your doors at night. There's no telling what Hermes will do to get his next scoop. confused


Of course not! I'm actually quite proud of that invention, as I should be! Don't listen to him at all Davra, Dion's just being paranoid, of course! rolleyes
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:56 pm


Dionysus or Bacchus
~ContessaLeandra~
Aren't you married to Ariadne, Dion?

Its hard to be in a relationship with the once dead. After I won her back from Hades she wasn't the same. emo



Nuuuu. D: But I thought your mom and Ariadne got made immortal and they hang out with you... Geez, that's depressing if they've got like Living Corpse Syndrome or something.

Peleandra


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:54 pm


Hermes the Herald
Dionysus or Bacchus
Hermes the Herald
You know Discarded, I don't think he's actually going to mind. He seems rather okay with that, actually. lol


Damn straight. Though Ariadne was quite the little fox. heart So Hermes, not uncomfortable over your patronage of masturbation?

@Moneta What does your name mean? It's just so interesting that I am continuously enraptured by the possibilities.

@Davra I sincerely hope you lock your doors at night. There's no telling what Hermes will do to get his next scoop. confused


Of course not! I'm actually quite proud of that invention, as I should be! Don't listen to him at all Davra, Dion's just being paranoid, of course! rolleyes

You're wearing that smile that you use to fool the world with, Hermes. Please, take it off.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:18 pm


Sindavra
Hermes the Herald
Dionysus or Bacchus
Hermes the Herald
You know Discarded, I don't think he's actually going to mind. He seems rather okay with that, actually. lol


Damn straight. Though Ariadne was quite the little fox. heart So Hermes, not uncomfortable over your patronage of masturbation?

@Moneta What does your name mean? It's just so interesting that I am continuously enraptured by the possibilities.

@Davra I sincerely hope you lock your doors at night. There's no telling what Hermes will do to get his next scoop. confused


Of course not! I'm actually quite proud of that invention, as I should be! Don't listen to him at all Davra, Dion's just being paranoid, of course! rolleyes

You're wearing that smile that you use to fool the world with, Hermes. Please, take it off.

Hey Davra, what did your family do to Loki when he wouldn't shut the hell up? twisted
My bad, I meant Hel.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:31 pm


Dionysus or Bacchus
Sindavra
Hermes the Herald
Dionysus or Bacchus
Hermes the Herald
You know Discarded, I don't think he's actually going to mind. He seems rather okay with that, actually. lol


Damn straight. Though Ariadne was quite the little fox. heart So Hermes, not uncomfortable over your patronage of masturbation?

@Moneta What does your name mean? It's just so interesting that I am continuously enraptured by the possibilities.

@Davra I sincerely hope you lock your doors at night. There's no telling what Hermes will do to get his next scoop. confused


Of course not! I'm actually quite proud of that invention, as I should be! Don't listen to him at all Davra, Dion's just being paranoid, of course! rolleyes

You're wearing that smile that you use to fool the world with, Hermes. Please, take it off.

Hey Davra, what did your family do to Loki when he wouldn't shut the hell up? twisted


@Davra: Smile used to fool the world with? Never! Each and every one of my smiles are genuine cut, and are never used for such crass, low things!

@Dion: I suppose they suggest he masturbate. Works every time! mrgreen
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:37 pm


Hermes the Herald
Dionysus or Bacchus
Sindavra
Hermes the Herald
Dionysus or Bacchus
Hermes the Herald
You know Discarded, I don't think he's actually going to mind. He seems rather okay with that, actually. lol


Damn straight. Though Ariadne was quite the little fox. heart So Hermes, not uncomfortable over your patronage of masturbation?

@Moneta What does your name mean? It's just so interesting that I am continuously enraptured by the possibilities.

@Davra I sincerely hope you lock your doors at night. There's no telling what Hermes will do to get his next scoop. confused


Of course not! I'm actually quite proud of that invention, as I should be! Don't listen to him at all Davra, Dion's just being paranoid, of course! rolleyes

You're wearing that smile that you use to fool the world with, Hermes. Please, take it off.

Hey Davra, what did your family do to Loki when he wouldn't shut the hell up? twisted


@Davra: Smile used to fool the world with? Never! Each and every one of my smiles are genuine cut, and are never used for such crass, low things!

@Dion: I suppose they suggest he masturbate. Works every time! mrgreen

Try sewing his mouth closed, but for you I'm sure we could make some changes.

And how dare you use the Green Man smile!?! That privilege is reserved for fertility deities, but I wouldn't expect the God of Masturbation to understand that. mrgreen Hah, just kidding... but honestly, not okay.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:44 pm


Dionysus or Bacchus
Hermes the Herald
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Sindavra
Hermes the Herald


Of course not! I'm actually quite proud of that invention, as I should be! Don't listen to him at all Davra, Dion's just being paranoid, of course! rolleyes

You're wearing that smile that you use to fool the world with, Hermes. Please, take it off.

Hey Davra, what did your family do to Loki when he wouldn't shut the hell up? twisted


@Davra: Smile used to fool the world with? Never! Each and every one of my smiles are genuine cut, and are never used for such crass, low things!

@Dion: I suppose they suggest he masturbate. Works every time! mrgreen

Try sewing his mouth closed, but for you I'm sure we could make some changes.

And how dare you use the Green Man smile!?! That privilege is reserved for fertility deities, but I wouldn't expect the God of Masturbation to understand that. mrgreen Hah, just kidding... but honestly, not okay.


...You're in one of your 'moods' today, aren't you? neutral

And what's wrong if I use the green man smile? It looks cool! mrgreen
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